Happy Birthday to Me!

Today is My birthday! Join the rest of the worthy supplicants and send Me a little love by taking a look at My Amazon Wishlist. If there is one thing you do today, it should probably be this. After all, the heavens opened up twenty seven years ago on this day. :-)

I chose to write today, because I frankly don't know when I will have time to. The original intent of this blog was to have places where I could not only share My experiences, but also to share some writings and discussions (a la "Submissive's Bill of Rights"). However, since Wicked Wanderlust was started at the same time as I went independent and started My own website, I found Myself with much less time to write and more media than I really wished to originally manage. Oh well. I suppose I will relate the recent happenings.

First things first. I finally have My own computer for the first time since April. This is a major step forward for Me, as it means I finally can sync all of My data in one place, something I have not done in three years. So I've been sorting My files for the past few days, and still have a few dozen hours to go before I am done. I am Omnius, and hard drives are My Synchronized Worlds, dammit. All data must be constantly duplicated, and constantly updated. So I'm finally doing that. Expect to see a rise in quantity and quality of material soon. And My videos on Carnaval Decadent? There's gonna be a lot more going up on there as well, seeing how I now have a proper editing station. So keep checking back!

Remember that photo I said I was going to post from My needleplay scene with Goddess Thain? Boom. Here are fifty needles inserted in My back.

I was feeling down, and this was a very healing experience. Cathartic. Thank You, Goddess Thain! I was also sorely reminded of what punishment flogging felt like last night at Asylum 13 thanks to the traditional birthday beatings that are regularly handed there to lucky birthday folk! Ouch! Thanks for the love, guys!

Last week was both Philadelphia Leather Pride Night and the Aviary. I ran a demo station up on the second floor of Voyeur Nightclub, where anyone could come up and either chat or experience some kinky fun! Thanks to those folks who came out and made it possible!

 The tinsel shibari in the third picture was for the awesome XavierDOM to electrocute. I smacked around a couple of cute boys and fun was had by all. By the time I got to the Aviary, I was quite tired, and boy K and I left around 1:30 or so.

Tonight is Suspension Night at the Kink Shoppe, and I am sure to be in a good mood. It's a perfect chance for you to come meet Me and/or see and experience some fun rope bondage. Remember, this event is free to attend, and only runs $5 if you would like to be tied or fly. If anything, come wish Me a happy birthday! I'll be there at 6. With deliciousness.

Updates across the web are coming soon... and a proper post too.

Things Happening this Month...

Without a proper computer besides My tiny netbook and the ones that some friends have graciously allowed Me to use on occasion, updating much of anything is a bit hard. So I'll keep this one short and to the point. As mentioned in My last post, this lack of computer issue should be resolved soon.

Thanks to all who showed up to My spanking class at the end of last month at the Kink Shoppe! I will be teaching there again at the end of this month. Be sure to get your tickets early if you would like to attend the classes. Descriptions and links are on My website, but I have included them right here for your convenience. Tickets are $25 per person and $45 per couple. If you are signed up to the Kink Shoppe Newsletter, you get a lovely $5 off!

Picking Up the Ropes: Intro to Rope Bondage
Friday, October 25th, 2013 - 7:00 PM - 9:00 PM
Interested in rope bondage but intimidated by the mountain of information and techniques available? This simple workshop is designed to take you through the basic theories of rope bondage and teach you the commonly used ties that will be the foundation for all of your rope work to come. From cuffs to harnesses, from public corsets to private sexy rope... relax! You don't have to be a boy scout to keep your partner nice and secure! It is highly recommended you bring at least 15' of rope for this workshop (ideally, one 30' length and two 15' lengths). Rope is available for purchase at Kink Shoppe, and class attendees receive a same-day, one-time 10% discount on any purchase made.

From Harness to Hogtie: Intermediate Rope

Sunday, October 27th, 2013 - 7:00 PM - 9:00 PM
So you know your rope basics: you've tied a cuff of two, you've made some cool rope gauntlets, and you have a grasp on how to restrain your partner's limbs. What next? Join Me as I take you through how to tie harnesses, limb restraints, hogties, and decorative ties that will keep your partner nice and secure for long nights to come. It is recommended you attend Picking Up the Ropes first if you are not familiar with basic ties and practice. The following concepts should be known to ensure you can keep up: nerve locations, rope extension, square knot, belt lock, corset tie, Sommerville Bowline (single and double). There will be a 15-minute review of these concepts at the beginning of the workshop. It is highly recommended you bring at least one 30' length and two 15' length of rope for this workshop (ideally, two 30' length and four 15' lengths). Rope is available for purchase at Kink Shoppe, and class attendees receive a same-day, one-time 10% discount on any purchase made.

I do hope to see you folks there! The BDSM community stays active thanks to continuing education about it. So come visit, learn how to get knotty, and show your support!

Negotiations with Kink Shoppe are currently taking place to teach My introduction to needle play class, "Just a Pinch." Upon piercing Leggatt at Aviary, I remembered just how much I enjoy needle play (especially with such a hunky needle bottom!). Recently, he came by My house and we did some more needles: I always like to sharpen My skills, and he always likes to take more. The result was quite stunning, so I thought I should share it with you, on the right.

Isn't that awesome? And we just keep putting more and more in, every time we meet. Be prepared for some more awesome very soon.

This month, I will also be attending The Aviary (this Saturday), so if you want to come to one of Philadelphia's best play parties, be sure to pop in! As usual, I will be Dungeon Monitoring for a portion of the evening, and will loudly screech if I see any wrongdoing... play safe, folks. In a strange turn of events, I will also be attending Bazaar on Quince this year, which will take place this Sunday (October 13th), and running a suspensions and corporal punishment station! For those not aware, Bazaar on Quince is part of Outfest, one of Philadelphia's three annual pride events. I'll be there promoting The Aviary and answering questions about BDSM and the lifestyle in general. Do come by and say hello!

I know some of you have really been dying to see the new videos I shot recently with Katts. They are still being edited, a little at a time, as computers are made available to Me. To keep you aroused and panting, here are two awesome photos that were taken in between scenes that we filmed...

Reviewing what was captured, these are the scenes that will be up soon:

• Katts gets told off for having a girl in his room. As punishment, he is locked in a chastity cage and tickle-tortured mercilessly.
• A hard flogging that leaves Katts barely able to stand.
• Over the knee spanking that moves on to paddling, eventually leading to Katts crawling on the floor as I cane his very red ass.
• Katts is introduced to electro play for the first time and barely makes it five minutes.

I am trying to get them done as fast as I can, so be sure to keep an eye on this blog and on My FetLife and FetishMen page for updates!

Also, a shoutout: just a couple days ago, someone I'll name Chokeboy came to visit Me at the dungeon. I had known him back from when I was working at the International House of Pain, and he went AWOL for a while. I was very surprised to hear from him again, but glad! It's been a year since I last saw him... welcome back, Chokeboy!

Finally... My birthday is coming up November 15th! Do you want to please Me? Do you want to see your adoration and hard work put to use? Then I suggest you make My birthday memorable by taking a look at My Wishlist and finding something suitable for Me. As usual, if you do good, I will be sure to send you some personalized photographs of how much I enjoy the fruits of your labor, and give you a little nod on this blog. Take a look. Why wouldn't you?

Short Update and Class Announcements!

Between the events and meets I have been going to, I've had little time to update this blog, but it's time!

As usual this month, I have been going to Asylum 13, the Aviary (both the munch and the play party), and My usual Suspension Night on third Fridays. Remember that if you want to come meet Me at an event, a full schedule of them can be found on My website, on the Upcoming Events page.

The Aviary was particularly fun. I shaved My boy Stitch's head down and then watched him get his first needles by Goddess Thain. I am so happy to see that he is getting more involved in the community, and am proud of all the steps he has been taking recently. I also got a chance to do some needle play Myself on Leggatt, who can handle some extremely brutal pain. The result (twelve 18G needles stacked) is the picture above.

For those of you who follow My Facebook or Twitter, you have already seen many of the things that have happened this month. A pig was planning to set up a session with Me, but after checking with friends in the medical profession, he had to reschedule. He felt pretty bad about not being able to come and having taken up a couple of hours of My time planning, and as a gift of apology, he sent Me two gift. I am now the proud owner of a new Birdcage device, as well as a pound of Lapsang Souchong. The latter is a fine smoked tea from the Fujian province, and absolutely delicious. After having left London, I thought I would not really have a chance to drink any quality Lapsang, but this good pig spotted the bag listed on My Wishlist and sent it to Me. He did very well, and is welcome to contact Me to arrange for his session once he fully recovers. And the chastity device is wondrous, as I do tend to know some very well-endowed boys who do not fit in My CB-6000.

I have also come into contact with David Barton-Jay, kinkster and author of the beautiful book "The Enema as an Erotic Art and Its History." Mr. Barton-Jay kindly gifted Me a copy of his wonderful work, and I have been reading it intently. The book is truly beautiful and detailed, full of exciting stories, informative facts, and fine pictures detailing enemas as a practice throughout history. I highly recommend this volume to all fans of erotic enemas. There are less than seventy five copies of its third and final printing remaining, and so I strongly suggest you get one before it disappears completely. You will not be disappointed. In fact, I was reading it earlier, and Stitch took a very sexy picture of Me doing so. I found it a fitting thank you to the author, as well as a sexy hello to you, reader.

Other things have also happened, but this entry was to remind you of My upcoming classes. And so, here are said friendly reminders!

This Friday (September 27th) at 7 PM I will be teaching a spanking class. Curious about spanking? Come to this great intro class at the Kink Shoppe (126 Market Street) which will cover all of your basics, as well as some paddling. Are you an aspiring spanking Top? Bring your bottom and follow along! Are you a bottom that is curious about spanking? Stay to see how a properly spanked rear should look and feel! It is highly recommended you bring a partner to this class if you'd like to get some spanking practice in. I will be presenting with Mathamatic as My demo bottom, but will also have Katts and Cherry as "stunt asses" for anyone wanting to practice directly on a rear end, should they not have brought one with them. Both of these individuals are skilled spankees, and have kindly volunteered their time to make sure everyone gets some spanking in. What's that you say? You want to get spanked but do not wish to pair up with another workshop attendee? I will also be available to spank anyone coming, after class. You can get your tickets here, and you can let us know if you are coming through either Facebook or FetLife.

The following morning, Saturday September 28th, I will be at the Philadelphia Slut Walk. I am a fierce proponent of consent, and despise the rape and slut shaming culture of the times. If you strongly agree with these sentiments, I recommend you join Me at 11 AM in LOVE Park.

Finally, My most popular classes are back! Rope 101 and Rope 201 will be held on Friday October 25th and Sunday October 27th, respectively. Mark your calendars, and use the links on My Upcoming Events page to read more about them and purchase your tickets early. These two events are also listed on Facebook and FetLife, so hit them up if you are coming.

Tonight, I will be at the Bike Stop for a Philadelphians MC meeting, and tomorrow is a long day of shooting new Clips4Sale with the sexiest twink alive, Katts. Expect to see some flogging, spanking, and all of the sexy. If you are already a customer of My C4S studio, I will be sending you a personalized update log as soon as updates are ready!

PS: It looks like I may be getting a new computer soon, which means a drastic improvement on updates, especially photography, C4S, and blog. Hooray!

PPS: Oh, I almost forgot. I updated My specials for Autumn! Your first hour of needle play with Me at the dungeon can be reduced to $150 all the way through December 20th! Also, if you wish for a spanking, I have extended My out-call special as well: one hour spanking out-calls are available at the very reduced rate of $100! Hooray for red asses!

Happy 2013!

My goodness, what a crazy few days it has been. I shall recount briefly. But first, some pictures of a little of My personal time. These are here because I've been foraying into mixing My BDSM with photography. As most of you know, I love taking pictures of stuff, and am a fan of crazy effects. But every now and then, I get a really good picture. These are the ones I strive for. I like for moments to be commemorated with an epic image, and so I'm always trying. And I got a few right here.

First, a picture of the very awesome room I taught a waterboarding in a couple of days ago.

If you look closely, you can even see the handsome young soldier, strapped down to the table and awaiting torture. But I digress. I mostly wanted to squeal in delight at how awesome this photograph came out. Next up is another very cool shot I got from play with an awesome puppy, Wolfy.

I generally have been having My share of kinky fun! The year culminated in a few awesome points. I showed at a great kinky New Year's party with Wolfy as My guest. It was his first major BDSM event, and I agreed to take him to it and be a provisional handler for the evening. Now, as most of you know, I do not get into petplay at all. This is due to the fact that, coming into kink and BDSM from the gay community, there is an extreme sexualization of it that is very uncomfortable for Me. I can appreciate having a pet. But it it difficult for Me to enter a mindset of fully treating someone as a pet, while still appreciating the fact that they may be physically attractive. In short, I can't think "I have a hot dog!" You're either a dog, or you're hot. However, Wolfy approaches his inner pet from a completely psychological point of view, completely disregarding the aspects of it that make Me so uncomfortable. We have extremely similar viewpoints regarding sex and BDSM, and completely incompatible sexual dynamic while retaining good D/s, so I thought it would be a fantastic way to explore pet play. So we agreed to mild D/s, and attended the party together. We even got a couple of photos!

The formatting of this blogging service really is shit. Dammit. Anyway, face was blurred to protect his privacy, upon request.

Later on, I got into a performance with Leggatt which culminated in twelve needles holding twelve sparklers, surrounding the new year, which I carved with a knife. The little feather trio (also needled in) didn't remain in place exactly how I wanted it, but still looked bitching. 

Ladies and gentlemen, New Year's Eve, Sir Brian Style:

I wrapped 2012 up with a bang (or maybe a few minor stab wounds and some flames), and I am sure that 2013 holds lots of new surprises in store for Me! And it holds surprises for you, dear reader and visitor, including the opening of My Clips4Sale store, some YouTube videos, and an educational series I'm concepting at the moment. And as always, new photos!

I hope you all had a wonderful time as well, and I wish everyone out there a Happy New Year!

A Very Busy Leathery Weekend! Oooh, and Rude Contacters!

Phew. I am barely standing, but am happy.

This weekend was Philadelphia Leather Pride Weekend as well as The Aviary. Although I did not go to the main PLPN event, I did attend Kinky Karnival at the Bike Stop on Friday. I showed up at the bar with My toy bag and asked a couple of Philadelphians MC members if I could demo some stuff. Apparently, two of their performers had last minute cancelled, so they were quite happy to let Me have a massage table station all to Myself.

Christ, that was like a kinky assembly line (or as a friend recently put it, BDSM meets Henry Ford). I spent most of the evening spanking hot asses of all shapes, colors, and genders, and dripping hot wax on naked bodies. God knows, I was dead tired by the end. Must have topped 10 to 15 people. But I met a whole bunch of ladies and gents, handed out some cards, and had an all-out wondrous time!

IF YOU WERE AT THE KINKY KARNIVAL AND WERE ONE OF THE GENTLEMEN WHO TOOK PICTURES OF ME, PLEASE E-MAIL THEM TO ME AT YOUR CONVENIENCE. I HAVE NO SHOTS FROM THAT NIGHT.

Of course, though, there is no rest for the wicked, so I got home quite late and ended up only getting a little bit of sleep, as I had to clean all of My toys for last night's Aviary. I had a lot planned for My birthday Aviary, so I split My dungeon monitoring shift into two, so I could get what I wanted to do in.

I was so happy not to be rushed.the way I usually am at some events. I got a chance to do more relaxed scenes that I wanted to do, and it was so fun! I played with My favorite masochist, Leggatt (who will be joining Me at next week's Diabolique Ball as My supplicant), and did a wonderful ribbon corset on his (manly) chest. Take a look at all this sexiness:

I quite enjoy needle play at public events, because it gives Me a chance to sit and talk to My subject face to face, while doing what I consider to be sensuous bodywork. I find it to be intensely personal, reminding Me of a sounding or a bare-handed spanking.

Anyway. After that, I got a chance to tie two ladies together in an intense bondage-hug and whip their bare backs simultaneously. They yelps and moans coming from both of them as they supported each other through the ordeal was extremely sexy, and got a couple of onlookers. The singletail is by far My favorite corporal punishment weapon. I'm really hoping to save it to eventually have My own Victor Tella.

Later on, I got to spank a lovely Francophone ass. Speaking My birth language again was quite a surprise, and I really enjoyed Myself, as demonstrated by this vry srs picture:

See? Being Domly is SRS BSNS! Tee hee. My evening ended with a coffee long conversation about life, the Universe, and everything with a lovely newcomer lady. T'was a good time!

See? I do get busy at public events and have My fun. I'd like to take a moment before finishing up this post to say a thing or two about the subject: I'm not that much of a hard-ass. If you approach Me respectfully through e-mail, call, or even a public, event, I will gladly speak to you and even maybe play with you if you have spare time. However, if you rudely call Me, leave Me sloppy messages through e-mail or phone, and then expect that you're going to get Me to develop ANY interest in you, you are sadly mistaken. As a warning, I will actually post up two of My most recent conversations to demonstrate this. My thoughts are in parentheses and italicized.

For this first gentleman, it was on MeetMe, a ridiculous clone of MySpace which I will NOT be linking to, because I hate them. The only reason I even have an account there is because it allows for localized friendships, and I can add about 20 people within 50 miles of Myself every day. Besides that, it's not really a site I use at all, mainly due to the general IQ of 70 that permeates the whole place. Mind you, I express My displeasure very clearly about the site, so most people contacting Me have heard Me bitch about how people interact online.

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Rudy McDouchestein: Hi
Me: (*blinksblink* You're nineteen and living at home in Ontario. Why are you talking to Me? Ahhh... perhaps you have a relevant question... I'll play along...) Hello.
Rudy McDouchestein: Sup hottie :)
Me: (Strike one! But I'll disregard because you probably don't know better, even though the tone of My response and MY FUCKING PROFILE are a clue...) I'm doing pretty well, yourself?
Rudy McDouchestein: I am good :)
(Your conversation's fascinating, please go on. I am riveted and may throw Myself at you at any moment!)
Rudy McDouchestein: Hot chest babe
Me: Wow. See, I let "hottie" go because I thought it a slip-up. But I'm glad you've made no effort to actually read My profile, which links you to My website, which links you to the following sentence:

Respect: I am Sir Brian. Never dude, man, bud, etc. Never fail to address Me properly before speaking to Me or at the beginning of a communication. My preferred form of address is “Sir” or "Boss."

Granted, that's to the people who come to see Me under My protocol. HOWEVER. EVEN if that protocol doesn't apply to you, "babe" is rude in the normal world to say to a stranger as well. I always say that if you wouldn't say it to Me while meeting Me out at an event, don't approach Me with it online. If you still think it's OK, perhaps you just attend unsavory events.
I'm really not this much of a cunt if you're polite.
Good day,
-Sir Brian

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Clearly, I didn't get a response. In fact, I think he ran away from Me pissing himself. Was I unfair? I don't think so. If you don't approach Me politely, then I'm not interested in talking. Last I checked, animals don't talk, so if you behave like one, I will treat you like one.

My second message was actually through text after a failed phone connection. It went a little something like this... I decided to forgo the parentheticals, as it's pretty clearly not in need of any explanation:

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Me: Hello.
Unrealistic Painpig: Hello
Me: Who is this?
Unrealistic Painpig: Knife play?
Me: Uh.... yes?
Unrealistic Painpig: Can you make really deep cuts on my dick?
Me: Not too deep. Not looking to make a problem either. May I suggest needle play if it's intense CBT you like. And you might want to work on manners. Next time I ask you a question, you answer. [ten minute pause] Finishing a conversation or an inquiry is something else that you need to look into.
Unrealistic Painpig: Tnx
Me: So who are you?
Unrealistic Painpig: I am an angel
Me: Are ya now?
Unrealistic Painpig: Yes
Me: Uh-huh. An angel into CBT?
Unrealistic Painpig: Knife play.
Me: I see. But you want marks.
Unrealistic Painpig: What?
Me: Knife marks. Cuts.
Unrealistic Painpig: Very deep cuts. Yes or no? Bitch.
Me: Uh, not if I can't establish your psychological state. So if you want this, you should work on answering Me properly. If you can't amp up your fucking manners as well as learn to talk rationally, I'm going to assume you don't actually know what you want and can't consent. Good day.

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Do I really ask that much? I sometimes wonder if I do. Hmmmm. Perhaps a lobotomy is in order. Blah. Anyway. Remember that Diabolique Ball 2012 is next Saturday, and I will be Dungeon Monitor at the beginning of the night, as well as performing at the end of the night with the studly Leggatt. Come see him get whipped to enlightenment. After all, pain and suffering is a path to God, or so think the Catholics.

Did you forget that My birthday is this Thursday? You can feel free to show Me how much you care by sending Me a small token of appreciation...

Ooooooh! Also! I will be briefly in NYC on Wednesday, November 14th. Yes, that's next Wednesday. I was originally taking the day to Myself, but have decided to accept session requests. If you wish for a session, you can e-mail Me before Wednesday and see if I have time for you.

Change in Availability and New Pics

Recently, I have been busying Myself with a lot of activities in order to improve Myself in kink and BDSM. Due to this, My availability has varied considerably. Since I still set My own schedule or hours, I will generally still be able to take sessions pretty regularly. However, the following are days when I will be most available:

Mondays - All day, in-call and out-call
Wednesdays - All day, in-call and out-call
Saturdays - All day, in-call and out-call

Other days will be subject to My availability, with your best chances to see Me in the morning or evening, as I dedicate My daytime to other, more important matters.

Also, please be advised that I take NO IN-CALLS on Sundays.

Finally, I've been quite occupied with all manners of things, and I'd like to share a few photos of recent events I've attended. These are few until I get My next photo set out, which will feature Me in a brand new fear play outfit!

  My awesome outfit for the private back-to-school party I attended on Saturday. Check out My kick-ass new corset!

My student, Ms. Leah Vicar, and Myself, ready to spank naughty Catholic schoolboys.

Lady Mordona went through her first needle play experience on Saturday, and was absolutely wonderful. She walked around for most of the evening with these lovely, simple wings.

Needles and Blood

Had a lovely needle and bloodplay session today... wonderfully relaxing! I got permission to take some photos, and I'm sharing a select few on here with you. Enjoy!