Feel My Alien Seed Deep Inside of You...

Remember how I have made it a personal goal to obtain an alien ovipositor dildo? Finally, I have finished making My alien race from scratch: the Orak, based heavily upon some of the more well-known races in media and borrowing liberally from the Goa'uld, the Species beasts, the Xenomorphs, and the Visitors. I have just uploaded My first video, requesting a human ally to buy Me this synthetic organ, for it is needed for the Orak to begin conquest of Earth. In exchange, the faithful ally who gets in touch and purchases Me a Splorch will get a personalized video of My very first host being implanted!

The piece is available here. As I stated repeatedly, I want it in the Blackhole color, to match My personal style. So go on... get in touch.

And of course... thank you for being such an excellent host...

A New Year

I wanted to post. I really did.

December got the best of Me. Between the weather affecting My moods and getting busy with both work and personal matters, I managed to go through most of the past two months without posting. Instead of ranting about what happened while I was not posting, let us focus on the future! I am hoping for a lot of positive changes this year, in many aspects of My life. 2014 will be a time for Me to take care of My body and mind, as well as a time to grow and expand in the scene. I am planning more appearances, more outreach, more art... just "more" in general! Last year was plagued with a lot of personal strife, and this year is to be one of liberation. I enter it head on, with a loyal submissive at My right, and amazing friends at My left.

Now, the first order of business: I had mentioned I was going to be posting up some of the things I have received during birthday and holiday season. I have already done so on a couple of other networks, but missed it here. Doing so gives Me a chance to acknowledge the gesture publicly and to thank the lovely person who has given it to Me.

Not all is pictured (the gift brat, for example, came with a penis gun and a strawberry daiquiri candied cock). Asylum 13 gave Me a kick-ass blowgun, which I would love to wield when it's not tits cold. From what I understand, an awesome friend from London has sent Me some of My favorite bath products, and a dirty, filthy whorepig from the bowels of Philadelphia has sent Me a couple of surprise toys... Thank you to Lydia, Kobal, Rose, and everyone else who thought of Me this holiday season through gifts or means to them! To those of you who missed your chance, My Amazon Wishlist is still full of other exciting things you can take a gander at and send to show your appreciation. I am particularly fond of clothes and unique toys. So take a look!

Next order of business is related to unique toys: I have a new obsession. Have you seen Aliens? More specifically this scene? I'm a big fan of science fiction, particularly the Dune, Alien, and Rama series. And I like to do horrifying and perverted things to folks. So why not combine?! Dear reader, I present you with the Splorch, a fully functional, alien ovipositor dildo:

This fucking amazing invention is made out of 100% silicone by the folks at Primal Harwere. It comes with a mold to make your own chicken-egg sized gelatin eggs. Intended for all of those alien impregnation fetishists and assorted strangelings. And guess what? THAT IS ME. I must absolutely have one of these things. A little voice in My head tells Me this is a very good idea. I must absolutely obtain this thing. I am making it a personal goal. I've mentioned it on social networks and such, and now am doing so here. I already have a willing host, who will gladly volunteer his ass as a breeding ground for My alien brethren.

 

And My, what a sweet host he will make. So how do you, dear reader, fit into this plan? It's very simple. I want a Splorch, specifically in the Blackhole color (that's really not negotiable). At $120, it's an awsome thing, and I absolutely must have it. The person who gets Me this will receive a custom 20+ minutes video of Me using it on My first host.

Yep, that's the sweet body you see above. I have completely gotten into this idea, am designing My own alien race, and will soon release a video on YouTube, featuring a bit of roleplay... In fact, I have already released a test video somewhere. Can you find it?

Final order of business: The Aviary has moved to a new location! With time, we have grown into a great monthly event, and simply outgrew our prior location at the Arts Garage. Still on the second Saturday of every month at 9 PM, the Aviary is now at the William Way Center, located at 1315 Spruce Street. This location is now conveniently located in a beautiful space with more room, more equipment, and more awesome. YAY! This month's was a fantastic success. I am certain that February's, which will take place on the 8th, will be even greater. So you should come.

So things seem to be coming together this year... be on the lookout for several updates everywhere. I had a hot ass session yesterday with a real good butt boy. I do hope to hear from him soon, as his champion hole was able to take a good 10 inches of black cock, and was hungry for more! When he returns, I will snap a couple of pictures of that impressive ass and come back to share them. It will be fun, I promise.

So much to do... but so many results!

So I have been absent... but for good reason! Let's get to it, shall we?

Carnaval Décadent, My Clips4Sale Studio, is officially open for regular credit card payments. Also, thanks to the wonderful Mistress Gwen Menace, I will be updating much more frequently, as we seem to have a good deal of fun with a camera when we are together.

My xHamster account has been updated to a producer account, as I mentioned before, and most of My preview videos for My Studio have been uploaded and approved onto it. Here are a couple of them, for your visual enjoyment. Like what you see? Then go see the full thing at My Studio!

There's a few more videos there, so be sure to add My page to your favorites! Also, since I do play with both men and women alike, there will also be videos featuring lovely buxom beauties, such as Gwen Menace herself, who you can see in a hot tickle video (previewed below):



Isn't that lovely? Perhaps I'm just greedy.

Also, I have received the wonderful photos back from Oria Studios, and they look AMAZING. Here are a few of the epic pictures. The entire set can be seen on My FetLife account, for those who are members of the site, and I'll have a couple on some of My different social networks.

 

As usual, the last couple Asylum 13 have been wonderful. If you like industrial music, you really should consider coming by! Every Thursday at 9 PM, come down to Mojo 13, at 1706 Philadelphia Pike, in Wilmington, DE 19809. Actually, Leæther Strip will be making it's ONLY east coast appearance in the US at Asylum 13 on Saturday, July 13th for their 25th anniversary concert, so you should definitely come!

Talking about events, actually, here's an interesting one coming up! On Friday, June 7th, From 6:00 PM to 10:00 PM, I will be at Kink Shoppe (126 Market Street, Philadelphia, PA 19106), with Mistress Gwen in our first First Friday performance, doing rope bondage and suspension all evening! It is a great opportunity to see My work, ask Me questions, and pick up some cool toys! If you have a Facebook, you can go ahead and join the event by clicking on this link. It's bound to be a lot of fun!

Finally, since a lot of people have asked Me for general pictures of Destiny's Chamber, I asked Oria Studios to take a few pictures of the rooms, so that you, dear reader, can take a good kinky look at it all. Enjoy!

Still waiting. Branding, anyone?

        So... all the paperwork has been through, but I have not been contacted Me to approve or deny My Clips4Sale Studio. The documents are what they asked, so I did what I was asked and sent the stuff in. I am not the Powers That Be (though I know a couple of people who think so), so now, I suppose I have to just wait. That's what I get for being impatient. Unfortunately, you have to wait as well.

        So I got branded today instead.

        This Arabic text branded above My heart reads "Bi-la kaifa" in Classical. The phrase pertains to a theological problem in Islam in reference to God's anthropomorphism in the Qu'ran (the link's TL;DR: if the Qu'ran is absolute truth and God is incorporeal, what does that say for the passages about "the hand of God" or "the face of God?" Well, nothing, because we're not supposed to ask that... that's the idea).

        Due to several events in My personal life, as well as changing views on the environment around Me, I considered this tattoo in summer of last year, after deciding to delay My other design, a stylized Geiger xenomorph. I am not going to write a damn thesis on why I specifically chose this, but I will tell you that I first heard it in Frank Herbert's "Dune," one of My favorite sci-fi novels in the world (to which I own the encyclopedia, because I'm so hardocre and badass), where it presents the reader who know it's meaning with a bunch of interesting questions. In short, go reread it.

        Failing to get it done when I originally wanted to, I hadn't any set plans to do it, but I knew the time was coming near. Today was the day. I had thought long and hard on who was going to do this to Me. Since this was not a strike brand but a cautery pen job, the "stockman" had to just be able to follow a line. And since I knew a bit about branding from FetFest 2011 and later curiosity research, I felt comfortable handing the pen to a good friend and awesome sadomasochist, Leggatt. Leggatt and I have done some great things together, many of them very intense. Apparently our scene at a recent party caused some guests to leave in discomfort... so I've overheard, I frankly don't believe it, but it does make one think... We've had some great talks, and he's been there for Me since I've known him, even when I felt completely deserted. Leggatt, I am proud to call you My friend. :-) Thank you for doing this for Me, it means a whole lot!

This picture, taken right at the end of the ordeal

has Me showing all My love and appreciation.

        The process took some 15-20 minutes, which was amazing considering the hour it took to get the design on My skin. It was painful, but the issue was not really the pain (it was pretty bearable). It was the incredibly varying degrees that the pain could go through in the space of seconds. Combine that with some burning flesh scent, and the psychological mindfuck of OH-MY-GOD-SOMEBODY-IS-BURNING-DRAWINGS-INTO-MY-FLESH-HOLY-SHIT-I-CAN-SMELL-IT, and I can see that being pretty troubling in context of a scene. So I definitely have something new on My bucket list!

None of this photography is gratuitous.

So yeah. Not bad instead of porn, huh?

"Hanging Out With Vixtrix" Photo Highlights (and where to find more!)

One of the things I want to do this year is get better at taking photos. Just two days ago, I was hanging out with Vixtrix, and we decided to have a little suspension fun. I got some great shots. So here are a couple of highlights I particularly loved.

You'll notice these latest shots carry My website watermark. The reason for this is because I'd like to announce that I finally actually started doing things to My DeviantArt account. I've decided to open one to house My best photographs, so be sure to head on over there and give Me some love (and buy some prints of the available ones if you're so inclined)!

Happy 2013!

My goodness, what a crazy few days it has been. I shall recount briefly. But first, some pictures of a little of My personal time. These are here because I've been foraying into mixing My BDSM with photography. As most of you know, I love taking pictures of stuff, and am a fan of crazy effects. But every now and then, I get a really good picture. These are the ones I strive for. I like for moments to be commemorated with an epic image, and so I'm always trying. And I got a few right here.

First, a picture of the very awesome room I taught a waterboarding in a couple of days ago.

If you look closely, you can even see the handsome young soldier, strapped down to the table and awaiting torture. But I digress. I mostly wanted to squeal in delight at how awesome this photograph came out. Next up is another very cool shot I got from play with an awesome puppy, Wolfy.

I generally have been having My share of kinky fun! The year culminated in a few awesome points. I showed at a great kinky New Year's party with Wolfy as My guest. It was his first major BDSM event, and I agreed to take him to it and be a provisional handler for the evening. Now, as most of you know, I do not get into petplay at all. This is due to the fact that, coming into kink and BDSM from the gay community, there is an extreme sexualization of it that is very uncomfortable for Me. I can appreciate having a pet. But it it difficult for Me to enter a mindset of fully treating someone as a pet, while still appreciating the fact that they may be physically attractive. In short, I can't think "I have a hot dog!" You're either a dog, or you're hot. However, Wolfy approaches his inner pet from a completely psychological point of view, completely disregarding the aspects of it that make Me so uncomfortable. We have extremely similar viewpoints regarding sex and BDSM, and completely incompatible sexual dynamic while retaining good D/s, so I thought it would be a fantastic way to explore pet play. So we agreed to mild D/s, and attended the party together. We even got a couple of photos!

The formatting of this blogging service really is shit. Dammit. Anyway, face was blurred to protect his privacy, upon request.

Later on, I got into a performance with Leggatt which culminated in twelve needles holding twelve sparklers, surrounding the new year, which I carved with a knife. The little feather trio (also needled in) didn't remain in place exactly how I wanted it, but still looked bitching. 

Ladies and gentlemen, New Year's Eve, Sir Brian Style:

I wrapped 2012 up with a bang (or maybe a few minor stab wounds and some flames), and I am sure that 2013 holds lots of new surprises in store for Me! And it holds surprises for you, dear reader and visitor, including the opening of My Clips4Sale store, some YouTube videos, and an educational series I'm concepting at the moment. And as always, new photos!

I hope you all had a wonderful time as well, and I wish everyone out there a Happy New Year!

Rude E-mail #05792 - I sent you a picture of my cock because I'm looking for friends!

This was almost too good. I want to frame this one. It's a pity My previous blog was shut down with no ability to regain most of My previous posts (FUCK YOU, TUMBLR!). Because this has to be one of the crowning achievements of advertising response, and I wish it could join the ranks with the rest of them. However, this is the first "Rude Email" series post I do, so I'm actually also quite happy it's this excellent.

I post ads everywhere. In all of My ads, I specify that I'm looking for visitors to My dungeons or people to teach. I also specify no organic sexual contact, usually three times in My ad, to be sure there is no confusion. My ad is clear, concise about what I expect (an attempt at proper writing, a polite approach, and... oh yeah, no sex). Those who fail epically get quickly shut down and posted here to have an example made out of them. Be warned. Welcome to the Rude E-mail series.

Cue this guy. As usual, My personal thoughts are in parentheses and italicized.

All I receive is a huge big black cock shot. No name, no siggy, no message. Just a cock. A big, black one. Of course, this is a POV shot, because I'm sure he's quite lonely from the lack of human communication, so he likely cannot find someone to take the picture for him.

Fun fact: this is the second time he's sent a message, and the second time I turned him down. This time, I decided to push it a little bit and see if I could get him to say something particularly stupid. It took almost no prompting.

Me: Dude, we've talked about this. Unless you're looking to have Me pierce it or hurt it, we're not going to get along.

Him: I'm fine with that (really? Do come in. I'm running a castration special!)

Me: Then you know what, with all due respect, read a God damned ad before you reply to it. Said I wanted a polite respectful MESSAGE and that I wasn't interested in sex partners or personal BDSM partners outside of the adult industry or My social circles.
Him: Fuck you WHITE TRASH!!! Watch your back! Btw your blocked from this email (wow... texbook for projection, aren't ya?)
Me: Dude. It's not your race at all. Seriously. I'm not even fully white, I'm mixed. I'm just not looking to hook up with anyone. My ad pretty much says it: I'm looking to teach people or network with them because I work in S&M. For real. I got a man and he's the only one I fuck. Nothing against your race, it's just because you came off rude. I just said no to a whiteboy who also sent Me his cock shot with no message. (look at Me, I feel your plight, I misspelled "white boy" as a single word to relate to you! By the way... I am mixed, according to racial classification in the US)
Him: Fuck off! I have a man also! Wasn't even looking for sex! Good day
Me: Is that so? Let's start over then. (I'm fascinated by your strange culture of origin! I wish I lived in a place where a greeting was expressed by non-consensual flashing)
Him: For what? You already showed me your true colors? Even though I sent a dick picture I was looking for friends! Have a good one

So that was amazing. I thought I was in the Twilight Zone, and I ended up taking like... and hour to reply a single sentence, just because of how bewildered I was. Unfortunately, the rest of the conversation was him calling Me a faggot (what?) and Me being like "Buh?" No real glory there to post, I'm afraid. Just your average moron.

On a completely different note, I had a CBT and sounding session today that left Me with an interesting idea for a general post, which I'm going to toss onto FetLife as well (for those of you readers on FetLife, you know only My "proper" writings are up on there), so it's bound to be interesting...

Halloween is here!

Halloween is on Wednesday, so all of the partying is being done this weekend. I went to a wonderful costume play party yesterday, and My fallen priest outfit was awesome (leather gloves not pictured):

I did a bit of practice play for Diabolique Ball 2012, where I will be a fallen priest again, and will be whipping the living bejeesus out of another priest for having disobeyed God Almighty. Yey for religious fetishism as performance art! I have to warm up My partner, Urdok, and get him used to the whip again over the next two weeks, as I will be whipping the very fabric of his clothes off his flesh. It should be fun. Here's the result of My good times last night:

I am quite proud of him, as almost no-one I know takes the whip, particularly Thain's very cruel snake whip (it really does have personality, Goddess). He did very well and we had a great time. :-) I can't wait for him to publicly atone for his sins in front of the entire Ball. And I love being the one to hold the... erm... whip of enlightenment and spiritual peace, if you will.

Besides the wonderful play, I got to see a bunch of friends and also ran into Mollena Williams and Lee Harrington. We had a short little chat, and it was all very pleasant. I was quite happy to meet Lee, as he wrote one of My first introductions to shibari, and was a great influence on how I began tying. You, Sir, rock hard!

I also wanted to congratulate the bride and groom on their nuptials! May your bond be as eternal as the ocean. :-)

Oh God, I can't wait until I have My own whip. I'd sleep with that thing. Speaking of that, I hope you do remember that My birthday is coming up and I always love presents. :-)

And by the way, I have recently received a pair of Rothco Deployment boots off My Wishlist, and have no idea who sent them to Me. Thank you! I really needed new shoes, so this was a perfect gift, visitor! I will be soon posting some hot boot pics for you to enjoy...

Pleasing Behavior from Perth, Australia!

Recently, an Australian fan, bull minion (@bullminion on Twitter) has recently hit 2000 tweets. I initiated the conversation that lead to that 2000th tweet, and so I encouraged him to do something special for Me... and so he did.

By the way, you can see the original tweet here. Isn't that sweet? I always appreciate nice gestures, and let it be known that I do.

This was touching. He did good.

Most Epic Phone Call I've Received (repost 08/17/12)

As you already know from My first post, My Tumblr account was shut down just recently. I am trying to get it back up, but I have little faith in Tumblr, and so I quickly decided to repost all of the major articles and writings that I have a backup for right here on My BlogSpot, so that newcomers may read them if they choose to. 

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Me: Hello?

Caller: Hi, I was wondering if I could speak to Sir Brian, please?

Me: This is He.

Caller: I just saw your name in the paper, and I was just wondering if I could stick this big dick in your mouth?

Me: Oh, I'm sorry, did you miss the part in the paper that said "no sex."

Caller: Oh? Oh! I think I did.

Me: That's alright. I appreciate the time you took to call Me, but I don't offer any kind of organic sexual service, just straight up BDSM and kink.

Caller: Oh, I'm sorry. I just woke up with a stiffy and the CityPaper, and you know...

Me: No, I understand. But I do like readers.

Caller: Alright then, sorry about that. Guess I'll let you go.

Me: Have a nice day.

Caller: Yeah, thanks! You too!