Showing posts with label masochist. Show all posts
Showing posts with label masochist. Show all posts

Sunday, June 1, 2014

Sessions, Boots, Events, Videos... June Brings Things!

The warm weather always brings Me a flurry of activity. I suspect the general atmosphere of late spring is actually quite beneficial to My general self.

First, I'd like to thank the folk who showed up to AndroShare: Spanking as Punishment. The goal of AndroShare was to get guys in a room together to talk. Because God knows, guys don't like to talk to each other, and I'll be damned if this has to go on like this. So I always like it when people come to these skillshares, because communication is key. With that said, Monday June 9th is the next installment... AndroShare: Rough Body Play. So come out for some fighting and kicking folks about! Please share and respond on Facebook and FetLife, as this is how information gets passed around!

Also, a major thank you to the folks who came out to both of My rope bondage classes. I always end up seeing a lot of people wanting to learn intro to rope, and that class always turns out full. It's nice to see a bunch of folks grab some basics. Yay education!

In other news, I met an individual recently from Los Angeles. Quite a nice fellow, and a kindred dark mind. Said fellow made the keen observation that a man of My stature not only would look fantastic in boots, but deserves such boots. I was a bit adamant at first: I have highly specific tastes, and I wanted to make sure that if this fellow was going to buy Me boots, they were going to look like they were made for Me. And so, My keen eye his recommendation found a pair that seemed fit.


I would say he made a good choice, didn't he? I mean, clearly these are boots that look like they exist to be on My feet. And I like useful things. And boots are useful, for walking. The decision was obviously clear. And so, he expended a small sum to make sure that the boots ended up in their rightful place.

Very eager to try the boots on and do a "field test" with them, I grabbed My lover, turned a camera on and put it off to the side, and we made magic. I am now beginning a new clip series named "Bedroom Eyes."



I wanted to try filming some clips with a more voyeuristic look, and no camera operator, particularly to capture the experience with My personal partners. The first attempt at this results in a 28-minute clip full of mild-medium boot play and boot worship, available on My Clips4Sale Studio, Carnaval Decadent. All the kicking, scraping, trampling and licking you could want, without it being too much for the newcoming voyeur.

You see, when you existence means little besides your ability to please another, then that's just what you should do. This LA fellow knew that boots belong on My feet (or his face), and so he provided. And in doing that, he has put Me in a good mood. And when I'm in a good mood, I get productive and post things, which in turn, benefits everyone who comes to find out things through Me.

There are some 22 free still available from the video on My FetLife photo page, with another 46 private ones, that will likely make it into an image collection at one point. Yay private stills! For now, here are My five favorite free ones:


I think this is the first in a series, as I personally really enjoyed how it turned out. You should likely check it out for yourself. I think the boots are excellent. Victor thought so as well, particularly against his ribs. :-D

I am still working on My June schedule. It's such a busy time, with Philly Pride, warm weather sessions, and general hustle-bustle that I'm still trying to work out My calendar! But as I said, this time keeps Me looking in the immediate, and I try not to plan ahead too much (I've had three newcomer sessions in the past two weeks, and have another scheduled for next Saturday... you try planning). However, there are some things that are for sure... I will be attending PrideDay 2014 in some capacity, I will definitely be out at the Trans* Health Conference, and you can catch Me at the Aviary, Suspension Night, and Asylum events as usual. Some things are bound to change, so be sure to check the link above for specific, which will be updated if things change.

I have no idea what else I was going to babble on. So that's it for now.

Thursday, October 31, 2013

New Videos Posted!

What a crazy time it's been, these fast few days.

First, I would like to thank all of the people who came out to My "Picking Up the Ropes" and "From Harness to Hogtie" classes. I was pleasantly surprised to see such awesome attendance. Thanks again, folks!

I had a wonderful time at the Asylum 13 Halloween Madness Masquerade Ball. Halloween is one of the few times I get to dress in a crazy fashion, and this year was no exception. Mega thanks to Marzapan Ratt for helping Me get it together and sewing the bulk of it. I came out in an awesome Silent Hill nurse outfit, and even won the costume contest along with My friend Chris, who dressed as pervy Death. Here is a kick ass picture I got before the party started:


I never do a costume half-assed, clearly. The night was a blast, with Die Sektor, Nekronet, Venal Flesh, and Aesthetic Perfection entertaining us for the night, as well as burlesque performances by MasoKiss and other local performers.

My big news for the day come in the form of videos, though! I have finally finished editing and uploading My four most recent videos, starring Katts. Here are your free previews!












The full length videos are already available at Carnaval Decadent, My Clips4Sale store. Free stills can be found on My FetLife page, and I will be posting them everywhere else soon. Here is a selection of My favorite still from each video:


Aren't those nice? Be sure to check out My Clips4Sale store for other hot BDSM vids as well. I intend on updating once a month, more or less. And remember, you can make requests!

Finally, I have changed My phone number for easier managing of My life. My new phone number is (215) 301 8701, and My previous one will not work. I have updated My sites and banners to reflect the change. If you link back to Me, please change to the recent banner with My new number on it.

Alright, I have to go attend to a foot pig. Hope everyone has a happy and safe Halloween!

Saturday, August 3, 2013

CBT Nightmare, Double Trouble, Festival Wishes, and Item Sale!

I have been ridiculously busy these days, which I suppose is a good thing. I had a wonderful visitor last week who brought Me much joy and pleasure! I had been meaning to write up some of My session, but there is no rest for the wicked. However, here are some pretty intense and NSFW pictures of his pained cock. He was a handsome, Sean Penn-looking fellow who made some pretty interesting sounds... since I took pictures, I also had a chance to take a brief video!

 



Yes, that's blood on his balls. Whoopsy tootsy! Bah, he had a lot of fun, I'm sure. Actually, he did mention the next day that it was a great time. I do hope I get to see him again. The little whimpers of pain were incredibly entertaining, and I would enjoy hearing them again. And of course, since he doesn't mind pictures being taken, I'm always game for that as well.

Asylum 13 is, as always, a blast every Thursday. Last one saw a pretty awesome double inverted suspension by Me, which I managed to capture on My phone and upload to YouTube. Seriously, folks, there is nothing better to do every Thursday night in DE. Come and fly with Me!


My video shooting is delayed, as always. I am full of plans, but not so much action. This is because of all of the changes happening around Me and in My own life. Chances are, return to fully operational status will not occur for at least another three to six months.

I am, however, ecstatic to announce that I will be attending The Floating World this year, where I will be vending for Echo's Fire for the entire weekend. Since the vending stations are not open during the evenings of the event, I will have full availability for sessions, microclasses, and just for discussions. As of right now, I have not been booked, and have not made any private plans. If you are signed up to go to this event this year, be sure to seek Me out and have a chat with Me! I will be bringing My usual arsenal of rope, needles, knives, and more

Due to My psychotic previous roommate having effectively swindled Me for almost a grand, I will not be attending FetFest 2013. I have gone to FetFest the past two years, since it began, and I am extremely sad that I will not be able to be there this year. The moronic asscunt I lived with made sure of that. However, being bitter is not going to really get Me far. I have until August 24th to register. Most likely, I will not be doing so. However, if you want a great chance to spend and entire weekend, day and night, in masochistic ecstasy with Me, and you would consider purchasing an additional weekend pass, get in touch with Me. I will screen you for suitability, and should I find you to My liking, will spend the weekend with you in exchange for a ticket and event T-shirt (I have one from both past festivals, and intend on having one every year I go).

Finally, I am getting rid of a few of My things, and replacing them with items I have a greater need for. The main item I would like to offload is a plain black men's corset, size 32. Since I have lost some weight since purchasing it, I no longer need it, and would like to pass it on to anyone who may want to buy it off Me. It's a high quality piece, and has been worn less than 20 times in the past year and a half. If you are interested, feel free to e-mail Me. I will also be putting it up on the local Philadelphia barter boards. I am asking for either $75 in cash, or BDSM toy barter. Make an offer! You never know what I will take in exchange. A good way to see what I'm seeking in terms of barter is to look at My Amazon Wishlist by item priority.

I will also be selling a complete black CB-6000 set with extra rings and plastic locks, probably for $75 as well. This set will be cleaned with surgical grade cleaner and inventoried before being sold, but interested parties are welcome to inquire about it.

I am sure I had more to post up, but I'm spending the day with the boy Stitch, and he's working My nerves a good deal, because he wants a beating... so until I do that, I'm not going to be getting much done.

Monday, July 22, 2013

Another review!

The heat has been awful, ne? I've been keeping cool and out of the sun by mercilessly beating a new arrival to kink and to My own inner circle, Stitch. He is quite fun, I must confess. Such masochism! Such range! It makes My sadistic little black heart smile. And he wrote Me a review:

Sir Brian is one of those rare people who brings His craft to the level of art. He is a professional in every sense of the word, from his spoken word to the deliberate manner in which He will set His implements on the table while you await the fate He has in store for you. Prior to meeting Sir Brian, I had only engaged in casual exploration of BDSM, but Sir Brian patiently and expertly introduced me to the many sensory experiences that were awaiting me in His world. He is true to His word: He will respect your limits and tolerances, while expertly pushing the boundary just far enough to make each experience unforgettable. In His skilled hands, you will feel dualities of emotion beyond what you thought possible: agony and ecstasy, pain and pleasure, fear and comfort,all enveloped in a euphoria that will overtake your body in new and unexpected ways. I hesitated for some time before initiating my first scene with Him, and it is those lost hours due to my own fear and vacillating that comprise my only regret.

Isn't that nice? Somebody earned themselves more savage beatings!

Tuesday, June 11, 2013

Event Recap and Upcoming Rope Class

What a wondrous week it all was. So here we demonstrate!

Asylum 13 saw Me hand over My suspension point to another rigger last Thursday. I had had a very busy day, one that also took a bit of a mental toll on Me, so I chose to not suspend people that evening, and chose to spend it with Katts, beautiful masochist and future star in one of My fetish films (I'd love a full-length with him). Pictures of said kink debauchery will be shown here when the photographers publish their next set of Asylum photos on Facebook. You should really be a fan of Asylum 13 of Facebook if you're not. That way, you could see all of them right when they come out!

I was less than pleased when First Friday turned to be an extremely rainy endeavor. I was however, overjoyed to see such a wonderful turnout of people braving the rain, as well as several volunteers. Thank you to Mistress Gwen Menace, and all who came to make this possible. Here's a very short video and a couple pictures:




Saturday night was The Aviary, and interestingly enough, I was not My usual swamped and scattered self. I had a great time with a newcomer to BDSM who had heard of Me and had come by to the event a couple of times before. I tied him up to the pillory and went to town... and I think even he will tell you it was quite a thrill.


Sunday was Philly Pride, and although I originally intended to march with the TNG group, My plans were disrupted by Kiddo and his partner, SF, who called Me an asked Me to come hang out with them. I must say, it was a most welcome distraction! Honestly, between hanging out with iCandy go-gos and playing with these two sexy maso-boys... well, I think the choice is simple.

I tied both of the boys together and has them use their strength to support each other through some sensory play and some corporal fun. It was very intense, particularly for Kiddo, and it lead to some great talk between them later during the day. See? I'm like therapy. Therapy that spreads your ass cheeks, flogs your back, and clamps your nipples.



I did make a brief stop in the Bike Stop for a drink on Sunday, but it was very brief. Last night, however, I went to meet a footslave early in the evening. We had a great chat. He bought Me a drink, and since I had been through a few busy days, I had him massage My feet in the middle of the bar. He did quite well. However, he did have to leave after a short while... but surprise surprise, I must be popular: he was quickly replaced by another boy who bought Me another drink, and quickly took over. This new boy however, showed a little less decorum, and found himself shirtless on the floor of the bar, one of My size 12W in his mouth, and the other in his hand. Hell, he was even sweet enough to lay back on the floor when I needed to get up, making a very effective trampling board.

Since he was a private fellow, I did not attempt to capture much on camera, but I got one pretty good picture of him rubbing one of My feet, while I teased him with the other. He was a handsome masochist, full of potential. His own life has led him a bit astray, but I hope his experience with Me last night will make him reconsider many of the choices he has taken, and will help him return to the place where he belongs, at a Dominant's feet. Yes, I'm totally expecting he is reading this, and will consider taking a new look at his life and where he wants to be. It's been missing for over 20 years, boy... don't you think it's time?

Finally, here is a VERY IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT:

Did you miss the introductory rope class I taught in April? Then you can come and take the same class (with some minor tweaks here and there) this upcoming Sunday at the Kink Shoppe! You can purchase the tickets online, and even let us know if you're attending on Facebook or FetLife!

The class will be on Sunday, June 16th 2013, from the hours of 7 PM to 9 PM. Tickets are priced at $25 if you get them in advance ($20 for seniors/students with ID or $45 for couples), and $30 on the day of. However, a little birdie told Me that if you are signed up to the Kink Shoppe e-mail newsletter, you get $5 off either price!

Again, it is highly suggested that you bring some rope, ideally one 30ft length as well as two 15ft lengths. However, there will be some practice rope available, and the store will be stocked with their own supply if you want to buy some. Their prices are excellent, and any purchase made on the day of the workshop will get you 10% off when you show your ticket (one-time use).

Come support Me and learn the foundations that will lead you down the path of rope. I will also be hanging around until closing after the course, so it's a good chance to chat Me up!

I am also soon going to be creating the follow-up classes, for those who want to learn the next level. Thinking the second course will be called "The Ladder, the Harness, and the Dragonfly: Using What You Know." Because I like fancy verbiage.

Wednesday, May 15, 2013

Asylum 13, Aviary, and Progress on Pr0n!

All is quiet. Well, not really, but I am already way to talky. So I'll attempt to keep this post shorter than the unabridged version of Moby Dick.

Asylum 13, as usual, an absolute delight. Here are some recent pictures as well as a new video on YouTube that I can't be bothered to embed:

 
On left, getting some drinks into the birthday girl. On right, upside down flying with Arwen.

Katts is a sexy pony... who wants to see him get beaten?

Speaking of YouTube, have you seen My account lately? You might have missed the recent additions to it of a short clip of My brand being done as well as another shortie of Me goofing off while cleaning dildos and buttplugs. I am trying to dispel this nasty rumor that I don't have a sense of humor. I do have a sense of humor, it just tends to be at the expense of others.

        xHamster has finally approved Me as a content producer, so please update your bookmarks from My old xTube account to this new xHamster account, which I will be filling in these next few days. I have also update most of the website to reflect both My new video sites. Any other Studio wanting to do a banner exchange can do so by e-mailing Me their banner and taking one off My site. If you'd rather the banner link feature primarily My Studio as opposed to My general site, just save this one instead (be sure to save the full sized version):


So all the stuff I have been stressing about has been slowly coming together. Perhaps I need not be so impatient. You know what I need? I back massage and a proper drink. Any takers? I've been a busy recluse, perhaps I will go to the Bike Stop a couple of times this week.

Recently, I have come across exceptional service. For example, I had a wondrous time at the Aviary last Saturday with Jynx. I had known and played with him before, but it's only lately that I've taken particular interest. I find him to be quite the adept when it comes to service, and I was quite glad to have him with Me for the evening. He keeps a smile on My face. As one can see by this picture, we had a pretty intense scene together involving claws, cups, and a variety of corporal implements.

As usual, I have to remind some people that the s-types I play on a personal level with all have a strong masochistic streak, and a high tolerance for what I can dish out. Clearly I have a lower range I can play in, and I don't expect newcomers or non-masochists to be able to handle this type of play. But you are reading My blog, which is about My day-to-day life and play. I don't always pull out a camera in session, so a lot of what you will see here includes some of My more intense personal scenes. If you find that My is play batshit insane, you can opt for something a little less "shocking." I am not particularly extreme.

        In fact, I had what one would consider a much tamer scene the very next night with a good friend, Echo of Echo's Fire. We had a great time with some bondage, breath control, light knife play, and wax. I took an incidental picture or two, and since he's quite a lovely-bodied boy, I figure I'd share. Pretty things should be displayed, Methinks. I just have a strange concept of them sometimes! And so I leave you with a pic of this pretty thing, and I think we can both agree on that.


Monday, April 8, 2013

A Successful Class, a Hot Session, a Disobedient Boy, and Video Stills!

Hello, dear reader.

Did you know I am still without a home computer? No, you did not. But I am magical, which is how I keep these updates going.

I am happy to report that My Saturday rope class was a great success! Thank you to everyone who showed up. I hope you guys picked up the foundations you need to start out in the wonderful world of rope bondage. Special thanks to the Sexploratorium for their space and the kick-ass sign they made to advertise the class, pictured here on the left. Did you want to attend, but found yourself unable to due to time constraints? Not to worry, I will be hopefully running this class a couple more times for those who missed the first time.


Also, I'd like to thank My lovely partner in bondage, Mistress Gwen, who was so kind to let Me tie Her up in order to demonstrate to students how some things need to be tied. As usual, self-shot images of Me with a partner have us looking like raving maniacs. Which is why you love Us and want Us. I can understand that. I'd want Us too! For more info on Mistress Gwen, check out Her page on the Destiny's Chamber website by clicking on the link above. Her great sense of humor and infectious laughter will put you right as ease when you meet her... but Her unpredictable nature and deadly skill set will make even the most steadfast slaves tremble in fear.

In other news, I had a very stimulating session just yesterday with the same fellow who came to see Me a couple weeks ago... this time, we headed down the CBT and sounding route before I destroyed his ass with a nine-inch piece. This one is quite sizable, but why stop here. We will be sizing up the next time I see him... I'd love to eventually get him nice and stretched to a point where I can insert Biggie Smalls, my thick chocolate 14-incher, deep into his entrails. Mind you, I may destroy asses, but at least I do it while looking classy as fuck:


I am indeed one dapper gentleman, even while you are begging and moaning like a whore on the floor, your body pushed to it's limits as I extract sweet control from you.

Apparently, he thought so too, and brought Me a fun little toy that got to see a bit of action that evening: a steel ballcrusher! I know your boys are crawling up inside your body cavity, dear reader, when you take a look at this punishing tool. Ah, no matter. As anyone who has come to see Me can tell you, I might be a sadistic bastard, but you will come willingly.

A smile, a whisper, a kind touch... why would you not suffer the very depths of Hell itself to please Me? Do you think you can trek there alone? You must be quite brave... for in My hands I hold the keys to your darkest suffering and to your most blissful pleasures. And those who endure My trials are greatly rewarded at the finish line.

I am sure a few of you wonder what happens to those who do not endure My trials or please Me satisfactorily. If said behavior happens in the dungeon or local to Me, the solution is quite simple: the offender is not invited back to the dungeon. However, if the behavior happens remotely, I have no problem calling the little rats out publicly  (as I have shown previously, most notably here and here). Funny enough, the French boy I have called out in both of the mentioned posts has yet again proved himself to be very disappointing. And as I previously warned him, another misstep and I will drop it like it's hot. But his behavior has been so disappointing that I cannot even be bothered to put up his personal information.  All I can do is let other Dominants know that this Parisian schoolteacher is a pathetic little whore who cannot follow directions. I woke up in a good mood this morning, and so I will not be exposing is face for the world to see... at least not today. Let's hope My mood doesn't shift in the next few hours. For now, enjoy My stoic face while he wanks and fingerfucks himself for the world... right in his mother's house!


Je suis désolé, cher Mika. Aimerais-tu que j'efface cette image? Peut-être même la vidéo, ou les autres photos que j'ai gardé? Je le ferais quand tu démontre que tu as une certaine utilité dans mon monde: jete un oeil sur ma liste et trouve-moi un present digne d'un vrai mec, et j'envisagerai le retour de ton anonymat.

English Translation:
I'm sorry, dear Mika. Did you want Me to remove this picture? Maybe even the video, or the other pictures I have collected? Then you can do so by showing you have some use in this world: take a look at My wishlist and find a gift suitable for a real Man, and I will consider returning your anonymity to you.

Ah. I love it when boys disobey and find themselves realizing that I do not play games. Life can be so hard, sometimes. Not for Me. For them.

I am happy to say that I am FINALLY in the process of rendering My videos out, starting with a nice piece I've named "Kiddo's First Checkup." The reason editing has been taking so long is due to the fact that I shoot on a dead format, and access to computers that still take said format is limited. Add that to the fact that FCP10 has trouble running on said older machines, and things are taking way longer than they should. Once these files are finally done, I will run them by the proper channels, collect My 2257s, and upload them. Be sure to keep an eye out for previews and updates! Since I still don't have one ready, I have chosen to quell your hunger for pain with these six screenshots from "Kiddo's First Checkup." These are not part of the final stills collection, just ones I captured during editing. Enjoy!


Wednesday, March 27, 2013

Videos and a Rope Class Are Afoot!

        As usual, things have been so hectic that I have neglected any blog posting in the past week and a half or so. So I am going to be filling you in backwards, because I am magical. So do keep up.

        My Sunday was full of filming at Destiny's Chamber with a boy that we will tentatively call "Dean" for now. Dean and I had met once before and played once, and I definitely thought that he was a hot little slut, ripe for a little combo of pain and pleasure. We spend the day filming two scenes, one involving some evil electroplay and teasing, and the other a very hot prostate massage in bondage!

        We barely finished that a visitor called to enquire for an evening session. Now, I am usually not available at the dungeon on Sundays, but since I was already here and dressed, and quite in the mood for some fun, I had no problem taking him a few hours later! After a sound spanking, I realized his closeted ass was getting excited by all of the action. A definite little slut, he was. I taught him a hard lesson with a nine inch piece which had him on the verge of tears. The yelps of pain and pleasure as his nipples were tortured by the meanest clamps while being rammed from behind were very humbling for him... and very satisfying for Me! I have a feeling he will be returning for another voyage into surreal depravity before long...

Sunday saw many weapons of ass destruction...

        Saturday was also spend filming at the Chamber with an adorable twink boy with a tendency to cry... one you may have seen once or twice before around these parts! Finally, a suiting name, Kiddo is such a delight to play with. His tears bring such peace to Me, such inner satisfaction and quiet. And with all of those who share tears, I always do enjoy the quietude captured in the post-scene moment.



                                                 Thanks for catching these, Switch Samantha!

        So, if I have been filming for a while now, where is all the footage? Well, I do like things to be planned and well-executed, and I am currently in the process of editing and transferring all of them onto a temporary drive. I'm reminding everyone that I'm still without My own laptop, am am working off friends' while the defective new one gets replaced. Seeing how I have not really selected the stills I want, or corrected them, you will simply have to do with these four "quickstills" I hastily and poorly captured (because after so much planning and announcing, it's about God-damned time you see something!)

Clockwise from upper left: Corporal with Kiddo, bound prostate massage with Dean, sounding and stimming Kiddo, and Dean held in bondage and tortured with electricity and CBT 

        These four videos will hopefully be ready with stills and preview clips in the space of a week to a week and a half. I have gotten quite busy in these past couple of spring weeks with life and future planning, and it looks like I will still be quite busy in the next couple as well.

        Friday was spent yet again at the Chamber, where I helped the beautiful Dominas of the dungeon gain some new rope skills and techniques that are sure to delight and restrain! I personally like to have fun when teaching or learning new skills, and I was delighted to see that Miss Beni and Domina Noxx were of the same mindset as I! It's lovely to be surrounded by such lovely and charming creatures!


        Of course, Thursday was, as usual, Asylum 13 night. All of the pictures can be found on My Facebook, courtesy of the wonderful Rhino Photography. As usual, I will be posting another suspensions video on My YouTube page. Subscribe to Me or friend Me if you don't want to miss a thing: each of My social networking sites have their own individual content posted on them!

        The daytime hours of Tuesday through Thursday did see Me particularly unavailable, as I had other pressing matters to deal with... but that's generally how the week went. Now, on to the future! I will be attending a private party this Saturday, so will be unavailable for afternoon sessions. As we've discussed, videos and photos are on their way. But here is something much more interesting, and the best piece of news:


        That's right folks, I will be teaching a beginner class in rope bondage at the Sexploratorium next week! Tickets can be purchased in advance for a mere $20, or on the day of for $30. Remember, if you are an affiliate or student, you get five dollars off! In this class, I'll present quick and simple techniques that can all be used together to place your partner in your preferred restrained position. This is a great chance to pick up a deceptively simple skill than can provide a lifetime of pleasure and exploration! So, will you be joining Me on April 5th, at 7 PM at the Sexploratorium, here in the heart of Philly? Respond on either FL or Facebook, and I will see you there!

        Phew. As usual, this post was a tad long. What can I say, I keep quite busy and active in My local community. I find that the most precious thing that we can share as people is education and community: the BDSM subculture is thriving, and it's thanks to the tireless works of kinky folks that people can explore and grow in their fantasies and experiences in a safe and happy manner and among loving and supporting people. Isn't that what we all deserve?

Keep an eye out. A series of hot foot pictures will be coming soon, as long as punishment for a very disappointing boy from the other side of the Atlantic...

Monday, March 4, 2013

I really had to post up this one...


Eru is like a totally sexy masochistic clone of Draco Malfoy.

...

No, that's definitely cool with Me.