Return from FetFest 2013

I am finally back from FetFest 2013, and have decompressed at My boy Stitch's house for the past couple of days. I am ready to blog, yay!

Dungeon crew is no joke, folks, let Me tell you. Moving a gigantic truck of play furniture from North Jersey down to Maryland was quite an endeavor, and I'd like to say thank you to the entire team who made it possible. It was grueling, but in the end, I think we did awesome.

FetFest 2013 was, as usual, an amazing experience. However, it seems some changes in the management structure caused quite a bit of distress and complications for many people. However, this is not the place for Me to talk about that, and I'd like to focus on the amazing experiences of this weekend. After a long and setup all day Friday, I headed down to the pool with My friend Kitty, where we had a water bondage interrogation. Having hot really enjoyed My time at MataLeao's skill share at Floating World 2013, I decided to apply some of the principles I picked up and combine them with My love of card games and knife play. I allowed Kitty some time to swim away, and then chased her down, knife in teeth. Once she was tied in a hogtie, I proceeded to "vigorously question" her on a prenegotiated secret, and managed to get the information I wanted in some 20 minutes. Our play was slightly interrupted by the full-body fire ignitions, which had been moved to Friday night, unbeknownst to Me. I did not return to the fire this year, as I had the past two, but I greatly enjoyed My time in the pool, and watching other do so. Many newcomer participated, and it was thrilling to see so many naked people catch flame.

Briefly after My scene, I headed up to the main dungeon space where I had a date with master cutter Zebrianna, who proceeded to carve a design of a xenomorph into My right thigh. I will not lie: the first pass was pretty bearable, but the second one was hard. The rubbing of alcohol into the wound, followed immediately by cigar ash (a chemically cauterizing agent) was some of the most unbelievable pain I have ever experienced, and all of the insults flew out of My mouth. Apparently, this was quite hysterical to many. The image on the left is a photograph taken Tuesday night (day 3 of healing) by My boy, after My shower and irritant scrub.

My Saturday was spent mostly relaxing and socializing while in hot pants and a cape, as well as introducing a newbie to pain in the early afternoon, and scening with the beautiful PJ in the evening for some catharsis. The night, however, was when I had to do My first irritant scrub on My cutting. For those unaware of how cutting mods work, this involves scrubbing an open wound with lemon, sea salt, and a toothbrush. I was advised to have a spotter in the shower, as the pain could lead to fainting. I had two spotters, and I'd like to take time to thank the two young ladies who helped Me during an hour and a half. I thought that the cigar ash was bad? I was a fool. I really do think at least a third of the camp either saw Me or heard Me yowling like My flesh was being ripped off. I was on the floor most of the time, as My leg refused to carry Me the second the salty lemon scrub hit the cuts. I have at least 20 minutes of lost time from that experience. I want to warn anyone who is interested in a cutting: your first scrub will be pain beyond all belief. You have been warned. The night ended with some bondage and knifeplay with the extremely bratty Kobal. In fact, he pissed Me off so much with his mouthiness, that I told him to meet Me the next day in the dungeon for a strapon hatefuck.

My Sunday was spent tanning, socializing some more, and running around with Django (My black rubber 10-inch strapon) sticking out of My pants. I did have a lovely time covering a woman with at least half a gallon of hot wax with her Dominant husband. In the late evening, I changed into My more usual priest-inspired suit wear so I could meet up with Kobal (who coincidentally looks a lot like what white people think Jesus looked like). We had some hot fun, which ended up actually turning very different from what we thought it would be. I will not detail too much out of respect for his privacy, but suffice it to say that it turned into a pretty interesting psychological deconstruction.

All in all, it was a wonderful time. My only regrets were missing the full-body fire this year, and missing the closing ritual at Primal Arts (I justified not going for the yearly ordeal sacrifice with My cutting... that was ordeal enough). I cannot wait for next year.

Dungeon crew packed up all day Monday, and we returned to normalcy late that night. A huge thanks to everyone who made this weekend possible, from BLP, to the Black Phoenix crew, to Mordona and the medics, and everyone else I interacted with . These events are what we make of them, and this year was amazing as always. Who's awesome? All of you are awesome.

Back in the normal world, I have placed on the boy Stitch a collar of consideration. This being done, we will see how he grows in his submission in the next year, and what will happen then. He has been invaluable in My stability and it is thanks to him that I have been more productive than I thought I would be. And of course, I can rely on him to stave off all the con-drop with bagels and blowjobs. Congratulations, boy.

And now, back to the grind! Back to school coincides with a good bit of workshops for Me. More info on these is available on My Upcoming Events page, on My website. The following workshops/demos will be taking place at the Kink Shoppe, at 126 Market Street in Philadelphia:

• Suspension Night at the Kink Shoppe - 09/20/13
• Rosy Cheeks: From the Hand to the Paddle - Intro to Spanking with Sir Brian - 09/27/13
• Picking Up the Ropes: Intro to Rope Bondage with Sir Brian - 10/25/13
• From Harness to Hogtie: Intermediate Rope with Sir Brian - 10/27/13

As promised, here is My preview video for "Katts is Bound and Tickled (Sir Brian's POV)." I will be uploading the finished videos to My Clips4Sale in the next 24-48h, as well as the feeding video preview, so be sure to check them out!

Also, I have opened My Vine account, where I am bored and hysterical. You can access My Vine through My Twitter account, as I use the same username. Enjoy six seconds of fun every now and then.

That's it for now, folks. This is Sir Brian, signing off.

Return from TFW, a Mad Week, and More Madness to Come!

I finally can sit and write something. But I will be brief and visual, because those are the great things in life.

The Floating World was an amazing experience that I cannot wait to repeat next year. From hogtied in the pool, to watching Wolfy get his cutting, to the mysterious event known as "it," everything was amazing and intense. I want to thank all the organizers, presenters, and wonderful people who helped put this together. A big hug to everyone I met and especially to the people who dealt with My overemotional neurosis. :-P

I have finished editing and converting three POV videos with Katts, and am going to be uploading them next week. Right now, you will have to wait... but I am merciful! And so, I give you a preview of the things to come...

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If you look on My xHamster.com page in a couple of days, you will also find a preview video for some evil tickling, and another of him eating prezel bites from My hand. Because I can be cute. They just take a while to process is all.

I returned from Floating World and had little time to decompress, between personal obligations, Asylum 13, and a rope demo at Kink Shoppe (which completely escaped My public calendars for some reason... I really should get a boy to manage My website for Me!). This did result in a very fun time! So much, that, as I may have mentioned before, I will be doing suspension demos every third Friday of the month, right in Old City! It is $5 to participate and be suspended, or free to watch. Do come out and experience the ropes, or just come to say hi! Friday, September 20th is the next suspension night.

I am also running a class for those who want to learn some butt-based corporal: Rosy Cheeks: From the Hand to the Paddle will be at the Kink Shoppe on September 27th! Further details for this are TBA. And because I know there are some rope enthusiasts out there who want to get their tying on, I will be teaching both of My rope 101 and 201 at the Kink Shoppe in late October. More details on this soon as well!

Here's a couple of pictures from suspension night:

The gentleman on the right in a futomomo-based suspension is Logical Paradox, a skilled rigger himself and winner of the 2013 Rope Rodeo. See? This is why you need to come out to Old City on third Fridays.

No week is complete without Asylum 13 madness. This time, I brought on the holy, as it's been a while since I let Father O'Brian out. That's right, I brought out the old priest collar and righteous might and went to Asylum 13 all Catholicked up. Of course, I'm one Hell of a hot priest, which quickly lands Me into trouble. These awesome photos were taken by Rhino Photography, who is genius:

And now, it's 3:30 in the morning, and I am running madly about packing. Tomorrow, I am headed to New Jersey to help build furniture for FetFest 2013. I'll be staying at the campground the entire event as dungeon crew. For Me, FetFest 2013 begins tomorrow morning! Yay!

Upon My return, there shall be updates! Website, social networks, FetLife group... I also have a Vine account now, yay! Watch My Twitter for the first video coming soon!

CBT Nightmare, Double Trouble, Festival Wishes, and Item Sale!

I have been ridiculously busy these days, which I suppose is a good thing. I had a wonderful visitor last week who brought Me much joy and pleasure! I had been meaning to write up some of My session, but there is no rest for the wicked. However, here are some pretty intense and NSFW pictures of his pained cock. He was a handsome, Sean Penn-looking fellow who made some pretty interesting sounds... since I took pictures, I also had a chance to take a brief video!

 

Yes, that's blood on his balls. Whoopsy tootsy! Bah, he had a lot of fun, I'm sure. Actually, he did mention the next day that it was a great time. I do hope I get to see him again. The little whimpers of pain were incredibly entertaining, and I would enjoy hearing them again. And of course, since he doesn't mind pictures being taken, I'm always game for that as well.

Asylum 13 is, as always, a blast every Thursday. Last one saw a pretty awesome double inverted suspension by Me, which I managed to capture on My phone and upload to YouTube. Seriously, folks, there is nothing better to do every Thursday night in DE. Come and fly with Me!

My video shooting is delayed, as always. I am full of plans, but not so much action. This is because of all of the changes happening around Me and in My own life. Chances are, return to fully operational status will not occur for at least another three to six months.

I am, however, ecstatic to announce that I will be attending The Floating World this year, where I will be vending for Echo's Fire for the entire weekend. Since the vending stations are not open during the evenings of the event, I will have full availability for sessions, microclasses, and just for discussions. As of right now, I have not been booked, and have not made any private plans. If you are signed up to go to this event this year, be sure to seek Me out and have a chat with Me! I will be bringing My usual arsenal of rope, needles, knives, and more

Due to My psychotic previous roommate having effectively swindled Me for almost a grand, I will not be attending FetFest 2013. I have gone to FetFest the past two years, since it began, and I am extremely sad that I will not be able to be there this year. The moronic asscunt I lived with made sure of that. However, being bitter is not going to really get Me far. I have until August 24th to register. Most likely, I will not be doing so. However, if you want a great chance to spend and entire weekend, day and night, in masochistic ecstasy with Me, and you would consider purchasing an additional weekend pass, get in touch with Me. I will screen you for suitability, and should I find you to My liking, will spend the weekend with you in exchange for a ticket and event T-shirt (I have one from both past festivals, and intend on having one every year I go).

Finally, I am getting rid of a few of My things, and replacing them with items I have a greater need for. The main item I would like to offload is a plain black men's corset, size 32. Since I have lost some weight since purchasing it, I no longer need it, and would like to pass it on to anyone who may want to buy it off Me. It's a high quality piece, and has been worn less than 20 times in the past year and a half. If you are interested, feel free to e-mail Me. I will also be putting it up on the local Philadelphia barter boards. I am asking for either $75 in cash, or BDSM toy barter. Make an offer! You never know what I will take in exchange. A good way to see what I'm seeking in terms of barter is to look at My Amazon Wishlist by item priority.

I will also be selling a complete black CB-6000 set with extra rings and plastic locks, probably for $75 as well. This set will be cleaned with surgical grade cleaner and inventoried before being sold, but interested parties are welcome to inquire about it.

I am sure I had more to post up, but I'm spending the day with the boy Stitch, and he's working My nerves a good deal, because he wants a beating... so until I do that, I'm not going to be getting much done.

FetFest 2012 Photos!

So I've decided to not really post My full FetFest 2012 review and description. Quite frankly, I'm pissed that the only record of My writing was deleted with My Tumblr, and was full of juicy details and quite lengthy. I just don't feel like writing it again. Fuck Tumblr. I will do a brief highlights right now, and you'll have to fill in the blanks yourself.

I attended a myriad of classes by some of the best educators in the lifestyle. I am honored and humbled to have been able to hear some of these wonderful people speak, and I'd like to thank the entire staff and BLP for putting on such an amazing festival.

I was so happy to return to the fire. For those who do not know, I was turned into a human torch last year, and it was a magical transformatory experience for Me. The capable hands of fireplayers Phoenix and Barbara doused Me in fuel and My, how I shone. In fact, I have just received two pics from last year's human torch from wonderful photographer TwistedView, and I share them now with you.

It was so wondrous, I decided to return to it. Again, the fire overtook Me and gave Me peace, cleansing Me. An amazing experience.

My One and I brought some sexual diversity to the Saturday night orgy and I got a kick-ass blowjob in the middle of it all. It was wonderfully sexually freeing to be able to enjoy Myself in such fashion in the open air. Very refreshing!

At the Primal Arts trials, I underwent the trial of Water. Last year, the format was different, and the trial and sacrifice that had to be made to the tribe was by Fire, which is where I got My brand.

This year, I wanted to go through something else. My original desire was for the Air trial (a hook suspension) but I ended up deciding I wasn't feeling it. And so I went for the water trial... which was waterboarding.

Waterboarding was not as scary as I thought it would be, due to the fact that I felt "prepared" for it. Truth is, nothing can truly prepare you for it, but I have topped for waterboarding before (and love it), and have studied the subject from both anectodal and scientific bases. So I'd like to think I had a good grasp of the subject short of submitting to it. But in the end the panic just sets in and I safeworded out (or rather safegestured) in less than 30 seconds. And believe Me, that's agonizing when freezing cold water is running down your nostrils. So there was that, and it was intense. But it was important I get it done, as I hadn't bottomed for it before, and I only tend to to top with methods I've bottomed to. This was a hard one. I had a little drowning spell when I was 10, and refused to go through it again. So at least it's done, and My mind is clear. Hooray!

I had a great time watching the dancers at Lucky's Club, and even tried out a move or too. After a bit of boozing, I have come upon another grandiose decision. I have decided to lose some weight and get back into shape. And I will be stripping at Lucky's Club next year!

So there's the gist of it. I am so happy and grateful to have come in contact with so many wonderful people this year, and can't wait to do so again next year! Are you coming?

And now, without further ado, here are a couple of shots from this year's FetFest, where I happily returned to the fire, taken by the wonderful Stacie Joy.

So I hope you enjoyed this good fun with Me. Now I have to sleep, I have to teach French tomorrow and punish a naughty student...

Testimonials and other Minutiae

Phew. I've finally finished reposting all of the main things I wanted from My now-dead Tumblr. They refuse to even answer My support e-mail. Fuckers. Anyway. I wanted to repost a couple of things as one single entry, so here it goes.

• Testimonials: all of My testimonials and reviews are archived on Facebook as well as on My Website for all to see. I didn't repost them because they can be found freely in the aforementioned places.
• Hot pics of Me with a strap-on: Sorry. You only get one. You can blame Tumblr. I don't like how the pic upload works here.

• What I want right now: I didn't repost about the things I wanted or the things I've received from appreciative visitors and fans because that's tacky. My current toys of fascination are the masturbation sleeve, as well as a new electro box and some electroconductive rubber tubing. All three can be seen on My Amazon Wishlist. Visitors who bring Me those are sure to be rewarded!
• The rude e-mail series: Sadly, I do not have those conversations any longer. So consider it a free pass. I will be restarting this series on this blog.
• My post about attending FetFest 2012: I will rewrite that and repost that eventually. I am NOT happy about having completely lost that one.
• Nick Anderson's hot short stories about Me: These can be found here, and here. Read them and follow this hot fucker.

So hopefully, things will be back and running soon. Between My Philly newspapers ads not being up and now My Tumblr crash, things have taken a bit of a blow, but I am optimistic. Ooh, and this Saturday is The Aviary! You should come meet Me if you're in the Philly area!