The piece is available here. As I stated repeatedly, I want it in the Blackhole color, to match My personal style. So go on... get in touch.
And of course... thank you for being such an excellent host...
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Sunday, February 2, 2014
Feel My Alien Seed Deep Inside of You...
Remember how I have made it a personal goal to obtain an alien ovipositor dildo? Finally, I have finished making My alien race from scratch: the Orak, based heavily upon some of the more well-known races in media and borrowing liberally from the Goa'uld, the Species beasts, the Xenomorphs, and the Visitors. I have just uploaded My first video, requesting a human ally to buy Me this synthetic organ, for it is needed for the Orak to begin conquest of Earth. In exchange, the faithful ally who gets in touch and purchases Me a Splorch will get a personalized video of My very first host being implanted!
The piece is available here. As I stated repeatedly, I want it in the Blackhole color, to match My personal style. So go on... get in touch.
The piece is available here. As I stated repeatedly, I want it in the Blackhole color, to match My personal style. So go on... get in touch.
Monday, January 20, 2014
A New Year
I wanted to post. I really did.
December got the best of Me. Between the weather affecting My moods and getting busy with both work and personal matters, I managed to go through most of the past two months without posting. Instead of ranting about what happened while I was not posting, let us focus on the future! I am hoping for a lot of positive changes this year, in many aspects of My life. 2014 will be a time for Me to take care of My body and mind, as well as a time to grow and expand in the scene. I am planning more appearances, more outreach, more art... just "more" in general! Last year was plagued with a lot of personal strife, and this year is to be one of liberation. I enter it head on, with a loyal submissive at My right, and amazing friends at My left.
Now, the first order of business: I had mentioned I was going to be posting up some of the things I have received during birthday and holiday season. I have already done so on a couple of other networks, but missed it here. Doing so gives Me a chance to acknowledge the gesture publicly and to thank the lovely person who has given it to Me.
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Not all is pictured (the gift brat, for example, came with a penis gun and a strawberry daiquiri candied cock). Asylum 13 gave Me a kick-ass blowgun, which I would love to wield when it's not tits cold. From what I understand, an awesome friend from London has sent Me some of My favorite bath products, and a dirty, filthy whorepig from the bowels of Philadelphia has sent Me a couple of surprise toys... Thank you to Lydia, Kobal, Rose, and everyone else who thought of Me this holiday season through gifts or means to them! To those of you who missed your chance, My Amazon Wishlist is still full of other exciting things you can take a gander at and send to show your appreciation. I am particularly fond of clothes and unique toys. So take a look!
Next order of business is related to unique toys: I have a new obsession. Have you seen Aliens? More specifically this scene? I'm a big fan of science fiction, particularly the Dune, Alien, and Rama series. And I like to do horrifying and perverted things to folks. So why not combine?! Dear reader, I present you with the Splorch, a fully functional, alien ovipositor dildo:
This fucking amazing invention is made out of 100% silicone by the folks at Primal Harwere. It comes with a mold to make your own chicken-egg sized gelatin eggs. Intended for all of those alien impregnation fetishists and assorted strangelings. And guess what? THAT IS ME. I must absolutely have one of these things. A little voice in My head tells Me this is a very good idea. I must absolutely obtain this thing. I am making it a personal goal. I've mentioned it on social networks and such, and now am doing so here. I already have a willing host, who will gladly volunteer his ass as a breeding ground for My alien brethren.
And My, what a sweet host he will make. So how do you, dear reader, fit into this plan? It's very simple. I want a Splorch, specifically in the Blackhole color (that's really not negotiable). At $120, it's an awsome thing, and I absolutely must have it. The person who gets Me this will receive a custom 20+ minutes video of Me using it on My first host.
Yep, that's the sweet body you see above. I have completely gotten into this idea, am designing My own alien race, and will soon release a video on YouTube, featuring a bit of roleplay... In fact, I have already released a test video somewhere. Can you find it?
Final order of business: The Aviary has moved to a new location! With time, we have grown into a great monthly event, and simply outgrew our prior location at the Arts Garage. Still on the second Saturday of every month at 9 PM, the Aviary is now at the William Way Center, located at 1315 Spruce Street. This location is now conveniently located in a beautiful space with more room, more equipment, and more awesome. YAY! This month's was a fantastic success. I am certain that February's, which will take place on the 8th, will be even greater. So you should come.
So things seem to be coming together this year... be on the lookout for several updates everywhere. I had a hot ass session yesterday with a real good butt boy. I do hope to hear from him soon, as his champion hole was able to take a good 10 inches of black cock, and was hungry for more! When he returns, I will snap a couple of pictures of that impressive ass and come back to share them. It will be fun, I promise.
December got the best of Me. Between the weather affecting My moods and getting busy with both work and personal matters, I managed to go through most of the past two months without posting. Instead of ranting about what happened while I was not posting, let us focus on the future! I am hoping for a lot of positive changes this year, in many aspects of My life. 2014 will be a time for Me to take care of My body and mind, as well as a time to grow and expand in the scene. I am planning more appearances, more outreach, more art... just "more" in general! Last year was plagued with a lot of personal strife, and this year is to be one of liberation. I enter it head on, with a loyal submissive at My right, and amazing friends at My left.
Now, the first order of business: I had mentioned I was going to be posting up some of the things I have received during birthday and holiday season. I have already done so on a couple of other networks, but missed it here. Doing so gives Me a chance to acknowledge the gesture publicly and to thank the lovely person who has given it to Me.
Not all is pictured (the gift brat, for example, came with a penis gun and a strawberry daiquiri candied cock). Asylum 13 gave Me a kick-ass blowgun, which I would love to wield when it's not tits cold. From what I understand, an awesome friend from London has sent Me some of My favorite bath products, and a dirty, filthy whorepig from the bowels of Philadelphia has sent Me a couple of surprise toys... Thank you to Lydia, Kobal, Rose, and everyone else who thought of Me this holiday season through gifts or means to them! To those of you who missed your chance, My Amazon Wishlist is still full of other exciting things you can take a gander at and send to show your appreciation. I am particularly fond of clothes and unique toys. So take a look!
Next order of business is related to unique toys: I have a new obsession. Have you seen Aliens? More specifically this scene? I'm a big fan of science fiction, particularly the Dune, Alien, and Rama series. And I like to do horrifying and perverted things to folks. So why not combine?! Dear reader, I present you with the Splorch, a fully functional, alien ovipositor dildo:
This fucking amazing invention is made out of 100% silicone by the folks at Primal Harwere. It comes with a mold to make your own chicken-egg sized gelatin eggs. Intended for all of those alien impregnation fetishists and assorted strangelings. And guess what? THAT IS ME. I must absolutely have one of these things. A little voice in My head tells Me this is a very good idea. I must absolutely obtain this thing. I am making it a personal goal. I've mentioned it on social networks and such, and now am doing so here. I already have a willing host, who will gladly volunteer his ass as a breeding ground for My alien brethren.
And My, what a sweet host he will make. So how do you, dear reader, fit into this plan? It's very simple. I want a Splorch, specifically in the Blackhole color (that's really not negotiable). At $120, it's an awsome thing, and I absolutely must have it. The person who gets Me this will receive a custom 20+ minutes video of Me using it on My first host.
Yep, that's the sweet body you see above. I have completely gotten into this idea, am designing My own alien race, and will soon release a video on YouTube, featuring a bit of roleplay... In fact, I have already released a test video somewhere. Can you find it?
Final order of business: The Aviary has moved to a new location! With time, we have grown into a great monthly event, and simply outgrew our prior location at the Arts Garage. Still on the second Saturday of every month at 9 PM, the Aviary is now at the William Way Center, located at 1315 Spruce Street. This location is now conveniently located in a beautiful space with more room, more equipment, and more awesome. YAY! This month's was a fantastic success. I am certain that February's, which will take place on the 8th, will be even greater. So you should come.
So things seem to be coming together this year... be on the lookout for several updates everywhere. I had a hot ass session yesterday with a real good butt boy. I do hope to hear from him soon, as his champion hole was able to take a good 10 inches of black cock, and was hungry for more! When he returns, I will snap a couple of pictures of that impressive ass and come back to share them. It will be fun, I promise.
Thursday, November 21, 2013
Looking to Serve?
I've had a wondrous week of fun, mostly finishing up the backups on My computer and basking in birthday-ness. I have a whole bunch of new evil toys, many currently in transit from their respective locations, including a penis water gun, a Hitachi, and a blowgun (from the lovely folk at Asylum 13!)... They will be making their appearances soon! Responding to a couple of inquiries, I have also reorganized My Wishlist and split it into four, with My "main" one being toys and tools for play. The others are for clothes, books, and random things I desire. See? I make things easy.
I have completely forgot to mention that I am attending Diabolique Ball this Saturday. I wasn't sure until a week or so ago, but what can I say, I gotbusy. As a result, I am finding Myself going alone, as boy K will be vising family over the weekend and Katts and Kiddo have other plans. I am not terribly happy about this, but life must come first.
So I am looking for a young, attractive, male service sub, who would like to keep Me company and serve Me during the evening. Duties will include carrying My bags, drink service, conversation, and possible furniture service. You may accompany Me or choose to roam around during My DM shift. Playing with you is a not an obligation, and though I may, do not expect it. The submissive I choose will have a sizable discount, making this a good chance for anyone interested in attending, and anyone who would like a chance to serve Me in public.
Think that could be you? Send Me a picture and a little information about yourself at brian.ofthelost@gmail.com
I have completely forgot to mention that I am attending Diabolique Ball this Saturday. I wasn't sure until a week or so ago, but what can I say, I gotbusy. As a result, I am finding Myself going alone, as boy K will be vising family over the weekend and Katts and Kiddo have other plans. I am not terribly happy about this, but life must come first.
So I am looking for a young, attractive, male service sub, who would like to keep Me company and serve Me during the evening. Duties will include carrying My bags, drink service, conversation, and possible furniture service. You may accompany Me or choose to roam around during My DM shift. Playing with you is a not an obligation, and though I may, do not expect it. The submissive I choose will have a sizable discount, making this a good chance for anyone interested in attending, and anyone who would like a chance to serve Me in public.
Think that could be you? Send Me a picture and a little information about yourself at brian.ofthelost@gmail.com
Friday, November 15, 2013
Happy Birthday to Me!
Today is My birthday! Join the rest of the worthy supplicants and send Me a little love by taking a look at My Amazon Wishlist. If there is one thing you do today, it should probably be this. After all, the heavens opened up twenty seven years ago on this day. :-)
I chose to write today, because I frankly don't know when I will have time to. The original intent of this blog was to have places where I could not only share My experiences, but also to share some writings and discussions (a la "Submissive's Bill of Rights"). However, since Wicked Wanderlust was started at the same time as I went independent and started My own website, I found Myself with much less time to write and more media than I really wished to originally manage. Oh well. I suppose I will relate the recent happenings.
First things first. I finally have My own computer for the first time since April. This is a major step forward for Me, as it means I finally can sync all of My data in one place, something I have not done in three years. So I've been sorting My files for the past few days, and still have a few dozen hours to go before I am done. I am Omnius, and hard drives are My Synchronized Worlds, dammit. All data must be constantly duplicated, and constantly updated. So I'm finally doing that. Expect to see a rise in quantity and quality of material soon. And My videos on Carnaval Decadent? There's gonna be a lot more going up on there as well, seeing how I now have a proper editing station. So keep checking back!
Remember that photo I said I was going to post from My needleplay scene with Goddess Thain? Boom. Here are fifty needles inserted in My back.
I was feeling down, and this was a very healing experience. Cathartic. Thank You, Goddess Thain! I was also sorely reminded of what punishment flogging felt like last night at Asylum 13 thanks to the traditional birthday beatings that are regularly handed there to lucky birthday folk! Ouch! Thanks for the love, guys!
Last week was both Philadelphia Leather Pride Night and the Aviary. I ran a demo station up on the second floor of Voyeur Nightclub, where anyone could come up and either chat or experience some kinky fun! Thanks to those folks who came out and made it possible!
The tinsel shibari in the third picture was for the awesome XavierDOM to electrocute. I smacked around a couple of cute boys and fun was had by all. By the time I got to the Aviary, I was quite tired, and boy K and I left around 1:30 or so.
Tonight is Suspension Night at the Kink Shoppe, and I am sure to be in a good mood. It's a perfect chance for you to come meet Me and/or see and experience some fun rope bondage. Remember, this event is free to attend, and only runs $5 if you would like to be tied or fly. If anything, come wish Me a happy birthday! I'll be there at 6. With deliciousness.
Updates across the web are coming soon... and a proper post too.
I chose to write today, because I frankly don't know when I will have time to. The original intent of this blog was to have places where I could not only share My experiences, but also to share some writings and discussions (a la "Submissive's Bill of Rights"). However, since Wicked Wanderlust was started at the same time as I went independent and started My own website, I found Myself with much less time to write and more media than I really wished to originally manage. Oh well. I suppose I will relate the recent happenings.
First things first. I finally have My own computer for the first time since April. This is a major step forward for Me, as it means I finally can sync all of My data in one place, something I have not done in three years. So I've been sorting My files for the past few days, and still have a few dozen hours to go before I am done. I am Omnius, and hard drives are My Synchronized Worlds, dammit. All data must be constantly duplicated, and constantly updated. So I'm finally doing that. Expect to see a rise in quantity and quality of material soon. And My videos on Carnaval Decadent? There's gonna be a lot more going up on there as well, seeing how I now have a proper editing station. So keep checking back!
Remember that photo I said I was going to post from My needleplay scene with Goddess Thain? Boom. Here are fifty needles inserted in My back.
I was feeling down, and this was a very healing experience. Cathartic. Thank You, Goddess Thain! I was also sorely reminded of what punishment flogging felt like last night at Asylum 13 thanks to the traditional birthday beatings that are regularly handed there to lucky birthday folk! Ouch! Thanks for the love, guys!
Last week was both Philadelphia Leather Pride Night and the Aviary. I ran a demo station up on the second floor of Voyeur Nightclub, where anyone could come up and either chat or experience some kinky fun! Thanks to those folks who came out and made it possible!
The tinsel shibari in the third picture was for the awesome XavierDOM to electrocute. I smacked around a couple of cute boys and fun was had by all. By the time I got to the Aviary, I was quite tired, and boy K and I left around 1:30 or so.
Tonight is Suspension Night at the Kink Shoppe, and I am sure to be in a good mood. It's a perfect chance for you to come meet Me and/or see and experience some fun rope bondage. Remember, this event is free to attend, and only runs $5 if you would like to be tied or fly. If anything, come wish Me a happy birthday! I'll be there at 6. With deliciousness.
Updates across the web are coming soon... and a proper post too.
Thursday, October 10, 2013
Things Happening this Month...
Without a proper computer besides My tiny netbook and the ones that some friends have graciously allowed Me to use on occasion, updating much of anything is a bit hard. So I'll keep this one short and to the point. As mentioned in My last post, this lack of computer issue should be resolved soon.
Thanks to all who showed up to My spanking class at the end of last month at the Kink Shoppe! I will be teaching there again at the end of this month. Be sure to get your tickets early if you would like to attend the classes. Descriptions and links are on My website, but I have included them right here for your convenience. Tickets are $25 per person and $45 per couple. If you are signed up to the Kink Shoppe Newsletter, you get a lovely $5 off!
Picking Up the Ropes: Intro to Rope Bondage
Friday, October 25th, 2013 - 7:00 PM - 9:00 PM
Interested in rope bondage but intimidated by the mountain of information and techniques available? This simple workshop is designed to take you through the basic theories of rope bondage and teach you the commonly used ties that will be the foundation for all of your rope work to come. From cuffs to harnesses, from public corsets to private sexy rope... relax! You don't have to be a boy scout to keep your partner nice and secure! It is highly recommended you bring at least 15' of rope for this workshop (ideally, one 30' length and two 15' lengths). Rope is available for purchase at Kink Shoppe, and class attendees receive a same-day, one-time 10% discount on any purchase made.
From Harness to Hogtie: Intermediate Rope
I do hope to see you folks there! The BDSM community stays active thanks to continuing education about it. So come visit, learn how to get knotty, and show your support!
I know some of you have really been dying to see the new videos I shot recently with Katts. They are still being edited, a little at a time, as computers are made available to Me. To keep you aroused and panting, here are two awesome photos that were taken in between scenes that we filmed...
Thanks to all who showed up to My spanking class at the end of last month at the Kink Shoppe! I will be teaching there again at the end of this month. Be sure to get your tickets early if you would like to attend the classes. Descriptions and links are on My website, but I have included them right here for your convenience. Tickets are $25 per person and $45 per couple. If you are signed up to the Kink Shoppe Newsletter, you get a lovely $5 off!
Picking Up the Ropes: Intro to Rope Bondage
Friday, October 25th, 2013 - 7:00 PM - 9:00 PM
Interested in rope bondage but intimidated by the mountain of information and techniques available? This simple workshop is designed to take you through the basic theories of rope bondage and teach you the commonly used ties that will be the foundation for all of your rope work to come. From cuffs to harnesses, from public corsets to private sexy rope... relax! You don't have to be a boy scout to keep your partner nice and secure! It is highly recommended you bring at least 15' of rope for this workshop (ideally, one 30' length and two 15' lengths). Rope is available for purchase at Kink Shoppe, and class attendees receive a same-day, one-time 10% discount on any purchase made.
From Harness to Hogtie: Intermediate Rope
Sunday, October 27th, 2013 - 7:00 PM - 9:00 PM
So you know your rope basics: you've tied a cuff of two, you've made some cool rope gauntlets, and you have a grasp on how to restrain your partner's limbs. What next? Join Me as I take you through how to tie harnesses, limb restraints, hogties, and decorative ties that will keep your partner nice and secure for long nights to come. It is recommended you attend Picking Up the Ropes first if you are not familiar with basic ties and practice. The following concepts should be known to ensure you can keep up: nerve locations, rope extension, square knot, belt lock, corset tie, Sommerville Bowline (single and double). There will be a 15-minute review of these concepts at the beginning of the workshop. It is highly recommended you bring at least one 30' length and two 15' length of rope for this workshop (ideally, two 30' length and four 15' lengths). Rope is available for purchase at Kink Shoppe, and class attendees receive a same-day, one-time 10% discount on any purchase made.
So you know your rope basics: you've tied a cuff of two, you've made some cool rope gauntlets, and you have a grasp on how to restrain your partner's limbs. What next? Join Me as I take you through how to tie harnesses, limb restraints, hogties, and decorative ties that will keep your partner nice and secure for long nights to come. It is recommended you attend Picking Up the Ropes first if you are not familiar with basic ties and practice. The following concepts should be known to ensure you can keep up: nerve locations, rope extension, square knot, belt lock, corset tie, Sommerville Bowline (single and double). There will be a 15-minute review of these concepts at the beginning of the workshop. It is highly recommended you bring at least one 30' length and two 15' length of rope for this workshop (ideally, two 30' length and four 15' lengths). Rope is available for purchase at Kink Shoppe, and class attendees receive a same-day, one-time 10% discount on any purchase made.
I do hope to see you folks there! The BDSM community stays active thanks to continuing education about it. So come visit, learn how to get knotty, and show your support!
Negotiations with Kink Shoppe are currently taking place to teach My introduction to needle play class, "Just a Pinch." Upon piercing Leggatt at Aviary, I remembered just how much I enjoy needle play (especially with such a hunky needle bottom!). Recently, he came by My house and we did some more needles: I always like to sharpen My skills, and he always likes to take more. The result was quite stunning, so I thought I should share it with you, on the right.
Isn't that awesome? And we just keep putting more and more in, every time we meet. Be prepared for some more awesome very soon.
This month, I will also be attending The Aviary (this Saturday), so if you want to come to one of Philadelphia's best play parties, be sure to pop in! As usual, I will be Dungeon Monitoring for a portion of the evening, and will loudly screech if I see any wrongdoing... play safe, folks. In a strange turn of events, I will also be attending Bazaar on Quince this year, which will take place this Sunday (October 13th), and running a suspensions and corporal punishment station! For those not aware, Bazaar on Quince is part of Outfest, one of Philadelphia's three annual pride events. I'll be there promoting The Aviary and answering questions about BDSM and the lifestyle in general. Do come by and say hello!
I know some of you have really been dying to see the new videos I shot recently with Katts. They are still being edited, a little at a time, as computers are made available to Me. To keep you aroused and panting, here are two awesome photos that were taken in between scenes that we filmed...
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Reviewing what was captured, these are the scenes that will be up soon:
- Katts gets told off for having a girl in his room. As punishment, he is locked in a chastity cage and tickle-tortured mercilessly.
- A hard flogging that leaves Katts barely able to stand.
- Over the knee spanking that moves on to paddling, eventually leading to Katts crawling on the floor as I cane his very red ass.
- Katts is introduced to electro play for the first time and barely makes it five minutes.
I am trying to get them done as fast as I can, so be sure to keep an eye on this blog and on My FetLife and FetishMen page for updates!
Also, a shoutout: just a couple days ago, someone I'll name Chokeboy came to visit Me at the dungeon. I had known him back from when I was working at the International House of Pain, and he went AWOL for a while. I was very surprised to hear from him again, but glad! It's been a year since I last saw him... welcome back, Chokeboy!
Finally... My birthday is coming up November 15th! Do you want to please Me? Do you want to see your adoration and hard work put to use? Then I suggest you make My birthday memorable by taking a look at My Wishlist and finding something suitable for Me. As usual, if you do good, I will be sure to send you some personalized photographs of how much I enjoy the fruits of your labor, and give you a little nod on this blog. Take a look. Why wouldn't you?
Also, a shoutout: just a couple days ago, someone I'll name Chokeboy came to visit Me at the dungeon. I had known him back from when I was working at the International House of Pain, and he went AWOL for a while. I was very surprised to hear from him again, but glad! It's been a year since I last saw him... welcome back, Chokeboy!
Finally... My birthday is coming up November 15th! Do you want to please Me? Do you want to see your adoration and hard work put to use? Then I suggest you make My birthday memorable by taking a look at My Wishlist and finding something suitable for Me. As usual, if you do good, I will be sure to send you some personalized photographs of how much I enjoy the fruits of your labor, and give you a little nod on this blog. Take a look. Why wouldn't you?
Monday, September 23, 2013
Short Update and Class Announcements!
Between the events and meets I have been going to, I've had little time to update this blog, but it's time!
As usual this month, I have been going to Asylum 13, the Aviary (both the munch and the play party), and My usual Suspension Night on third Fridays. Remember that if you want to come meet Me at an event, a full schedule of them can be found on My website, on the Upcoming Events page.
The Aviary was particularly fun. I shaved My boy Stitch's head down and then watched him get his first needles by Goddess Thain. I am so happy to see that he is getting more involved in the community, and am proud of all the steps he has been taking recently. I also got a chance to do some needle play Myself on Leggatt, who can handle some extremely brutal pain. The result (twelve 18G needles stacked) is the picture above.
For those of you who follow My Facebook or Twitter, you have already seen many of the things that have happened this month. A pig was planning to set up a session with Me, but after checking with friends in the medical profession, he had to reschedule. He felt pretty bad about not being able to come and having taken up a couple of hours of My time planning, and as a gift of apology, he sent Me two gift. I am now the proud owner of a new Birdcage device, as well as a pound of Lapsang Souchong. The latter is a fine smoked tea from the Fujian province, and absolutely delicious. After having left London, I thought I would not really have a chance to drink any quality Lapsang, but this good pig spotted the bag listed on My Wishlist and sent it to Me. He did very well, and is welcome to contact Me to arrange for his session once he fully recovers. And the chastity device is wondrous, as I do tend to know some very well-endowed boys who do not fit in My CB-6000.
I have also come into contact with David Barton-Jay, kinkster and author of the beautiful book "The Enema as an Erotic Art and Its History." Mr. Barton-Jay kindly gifted Me a copy of his wonderful work, and I have been reading it intently. The book is truly beautiful and detailed, full of exciting stories, informative facts, and fine pictures detailing enemas as a practice throughout history. I highly recommend this volume to all fans of erotic enemas. There are less than seventy five copies of its third and final printing remaining, and so I strongly suggest you get one before it disappears completely. You will not be disappointed. In fact, I was reading it earlier, and Stitch took a very sexy picture of Me doing so. I found it a fitting thank you to the author, as well as a sexy hello to you, reader.
Other things have also happened, but this entry was to remind you of My upcoming classes. And so, here are said friendly reminders!
This Friday (September 27th) at 7 PM I will be teaching a spanking class. Curious about spanking? Come to this great intro class at the Kink Shoppe (126 Market Street) which will cover all of your basics, as well as some paddling. Are you an aspiring spanking Top? Bring your bottom and follow along! Are you a bottom that is curious about spanking? Stay to see how a properly spanked rear should look and feel! It is highly recommended you bring a partner to this class if you'd like to get some spanking practice in. I will be presenting with Mathamatic as My demo bottom, but will also have Katts and Cherry as "stunt asses" for anyone wanting to practice directly on a rear end, should they not have brought one with them. Both of these individuals are skilled spankees, and have kindly volunteered their time to make sure everyone gets some spanking in. What's that you say? You want to get spanked but do not wish to pair up with another workshop attendee? I will also be available to spank anyone coming, after class. You can get your tickets here, and you can let us know if you are coming through either Facebook or FetLife.
The following morning, Saturday September 28th, I will be at the Philadelphia Slut Walk. I am a fierce proponent of consent, and despise the rape and slut shaming culture of the times. If you strongly agree with these sentiments, I recommend you join Me at 11 AM in LOVE Park.
Finally, My most popular classes are back! Rope 101 and Rope 201 will be held on Friday October 25th and Sunday October 27th, respectively. Mark your calendars, and use the links on My Upcoming Events page to read more about them and purchase your tickets early. These two events are also listed on Facebook and FetLife, so hit them up if you are coming.
Tonight, I will be at the Bike Stop for a Philadelphians MC meeting, and tomorrow is a long day of shooting new Clips4Sale with the sexiest twink alive, Katts. Expect to see some flogging, spanking, and all of the sexy. If you are already a customer of My C4S studio, I will be sending you a personalized update log as soon as updates are ready!
PS: It looks like I may be getting a new computer soon, which means a drastic improvement on updates, especially photography, C4S, and blog. Hooray!
PPS: Oh, I almost forgot. I updated My specials for Autumn! Your first hour of needle play with Me at the dungeon can be reduced to $150 all the way through December 20th! Also, if you wish for a spanking, I have extended My out-call special as well: one hour spanking out-calls are available at the very reduced rate of $100! Hooray for red asses!
As usual this month, I have been going to Asylum 13, the Aviary (both the munch and the play party), and My usual Suspension Night on third Fridays. Remember that if you want to come meet Me at an event, a full schedule of them can be found on My website, on the Upcoming Events page.
The Aviary was particularly fun. I shaved My boy Stitch's head down and then watched him get his first needles by Goddess Thain. I am so happy to see that he is getting more involved in the community, and am proud of all the steps he has been taking recently. I also got a chance to do some needle play Myself on Leggatt, who can handle some extremely brutal pain. The result (twelve 18G needles stacked) is the picture above.
I have also come into contact with David Barton-Jay, kinkster and author of the beautiful book "The Enema as an Erotic Art and Its History." Mr. Barton-Jay kindly gifted Me a copy of his wonderful work, and I have been reading it intently. The book is truly beautiful and detailed, full of exciting stories, informative facts, and fine pictures detailing enemas as a practice throughout history. I highly recommend this volume to all fans of erotic enemas. There are less than seventy five copies of its third and final printing remaining, and so I strongly suggest you get one before it disappears completely. You will not be disappointed. In fact, I was reading it earlier, and Stitch took a very sexy picture of Me doing so. I found it a fitting thank you to the author, as well as a sexy hello to you, reader.
Other things have also happened, but this entry was to remind you of My upcoming classes. And so, here are said friendly reminders!
This Friday (September 27th) at 7 PM I will be teaching a spanking class. Curious about spanking? Come to this great intro class at the Kink Shoppe (126 Market Street) which will cover all of your basics, as well as some paddling. Are you an aspiring spanking Top? Bring your bottom and follow along! Are you a bottom that is curious about spanking? Stay to see how a properly spanked rear should look and feel! It is highly recommended you bring a partner to this class if you'd like to get some spanking practice in. I will be presenting with Mathamatic as My demo bottom, but will also have Katts and Cherry as "stunt asses" for anyone wanting to practice directly on a rear end, should they not have brought one with them. Both of these individuals are skilled spankees, and have kindly volunteered their time to make sure everyone gets some spanking in. What's that you say? You want to get spanked but do not wish to pair up with another workshop attendee? I will also be available to spank anyone coming, after class. You can get your tickets here, and you can let us know if you are coming through either Facebook or FetLife.
The following morning, Saturday September 28th, I will be at the Philadelphia Slut Walk. I am a fierce proponent of consent, and despise the rape and slut shaming culture of the times. If you strongly agree with these sentiments, I recommend you join Me at 11 AM in LOVE Park.
Finally, My most popular classes are back! Rope 101 and Rope 201 will be held on Friday October 25th and Sunday October 27th, respectively. Mark your calendars, and use the links on My Upcoming Events page to read more about them and purchase your tickets early. These two events are also listed on Facebook and FetLife, so hit them up if you are coming.
Tonight, I will be at the Bike Stop for a Philadelphians MC meeting, and tomorrow is a long day of shooting new Clips4Sale with the sexiest twink alive, Katts. Expect to see some flogging, spanking, and all of the sexy. If you are already a customer of My C4S studio, I will be sending you a personalized update log as soon as updates are ready!
PS: It looks like I may be getting a new computer soon, which means a drastic improvement on updates, especially photography, C4S, and blog. Hooray!
PPS: Oh, I almost forgot. I updated My specials for Autumn! Your first hour of needle play with Me at the dungeon can be reduced to $150 all the way through December 20th! Also, if you wish for a spanking, I have extended My out-call special as well: one hour spanking out-calls are available at the very reduced rate of $100! Hooray for red asses!
Saturday, August 3, 2013
CBT Nightmare, Double Trouble, Festival Wishes, and Item Sale!
I have been ridiculously busy these days, which I suppose is a good thing. I had a wonderful visitor last week who brought Me much joy and pleasure! I had been meaning to write up some of My session, but there is no rest for the wicked. However, here are some pretty intense and NSFW pictures of his pained cock. He was a handsome, Sean Penn-looking fellow who made some pretty interesting sounds... since I took pictures, I also had a chance to take a brief video!
Yes, that's blood on his balls. Whoopsy tootsy! Bah, he had a lot of fun, I'm sure. Actually, he did mention the next day that it was a great time. I do hope I get to see him again. The little whimpers of pain were incredibly entertaining, and I would enjoy hearing them again. And of course, since he doesn't mind pictures being taken, I'm always game for that as well.
Asylum 13 is, as always, a blast every Thursday. Last one saw a pretty awesome double inverted suspension by Me, which I managed to capture on My phone and upload to YouTube. Seriously, folks, there is nothing better to do every Thursday night in DE. Come and fly with Me!
My video shooting is delayed, as always. I am full of plans, but not so much action. This is because of all of the changes happening around Me and in My own life. Chances are, return to fully operational status will not occur for at least another three to six months.
I am, however, ecstatic to announce that I will be attending The Floating World this year, where I will be vending for Echo's Fire for the entire weekend. Since the vending stations are not open during the evenings of the event, I will have full availability for sessions, microclasses, and just for discussions. As of right now, I have not been booked, and have not made any private plans. If you are signed up to go to this event this year, be sure to seek Me out and have a chat with Me! I will be bringing My usual arsenal of rope, needles, knives, and more
Due to My psychotic previous roommate having effectively swindled Me for almost a grand, I will not be attending FetFest 2013. I have gone to FetFest the past two years, since it began, and I am extremely sad that I will not be able to be there this year. The moronic asscunt I lived with made sure of that. However, being bitter is not going to really get Me far. I have until August 24th to register. Most likely, I will not be doing so. However, if you want a great chance to spend and entire weekend, day and night, in masochistic ecstasy with Me, and you would consider purchasing an additional weekend pass, get in touch with Me. I will screen you for suitability, and should I find you to My liking, will spend the weekend with you in exchange for a ticket and event T-shirt (I have one from both past festivals, and intend on having one every year I go).
Finally, I am getting rid of a few of My things, and replacing them with items I have a greater need for. The main item I would like to offload is a plain black men's corset, size 32. Since I have lost some weight since purchasing it, I no longer need it, and would like to pass it on to anyone who may want to buy it off Me. It's a high quality piece, and has been worn less than 20 times in the past year and a half. If you are interested, feel free to e-mail Me. I will also be putting it up on the local Philadelphia barter boards. I am asking for either $75 in cash, or BDSM toy barter. Make an offer! You never know what I will take in exchange. A good way to see what I'm seeking in terms of barter is to look at My Amazon Wishlist by item priority.
I will also be selling a complete black CB-6000 set with extra rings and plastic locks, probably for $75 as well. This set will be cleaned with surgical grade cleaner and inventoried before being sold, but interested parties are welcome to inquire about it.
I am sure I had more to post up, but I'm spending the day with the boy Stitch, and he's working My nerves a good deal, because he wants a beating... so until I do that, I'm not going to be getting much done.
Yes, that's blood on his balls. Whoopsy tootsy! Bah, he had a lot of fun, I'm sure. Actually, he did mention the next day that it was a great time. I do hope I get to see him again. The little whimpers of pain were incredibly entertaining, and I would enjoy hearing them again. And of course, since he doesn't mind pictures being taken, I'm always game for that as well.
Asylum 13 is, as always, a blast every Thursday. Last one saw a pretty awesome double inverted suspension by Me, which I managed to capture on My phone and upload to YouTube. Seriously, folks, there is nothing better to do every Thursday night in DE. Come and fly with Me!
My video shooting is delayed, as always. I am full of plans, but not so much action. This is because of all of the changes happening around Me and in My own life. Chances are, return to fully operational status will not occur for at least another three to six months.
I am, however, ecstatic to announce that I will be attending The Floating World this year, where I will be vending for Echo's Fire for the entire weekend. Since the vending stations are not open during the evenings of the event, I will have full availability for sessions, microclasses, and just for discussions. As of right now, I have not been booked, and have not made any private plans. If you are signed up to go to this event this year, be sure to seek Me out and have a chat with Me! I will be bringing My usual arsenal of rope, needles, knives, and more
Due to My psychotic previous roommate having effectively swindled Me for almost a grand, I will not be attending FetFest 2013. I have gone to FetFest the past two years, since it began, and I am extremely sad that I will not be able to be there this year. The moronic asscunt I lived with made sure of that. However, being bitter is not going to really get Me far. I have until August 24th to register. Most likely, I will not be doing so. However, if you want a great chance to spend and entire weekend, day and night, in masochistic ecstasy with Me, and you would consider purchasing an additional weekend pass, get in touch with Me. I will screen you for suitability, and should I find you to My liking, will spend the weekend with you in exchange for a ticket and event T-shirt (I have one from both past festivals, and intend on having one every year I go).
Finally, I am getting rid of a few of My things, and replacing them with items I have a greater need for. The main item I would like to offload is a plain black men's corset, size 32. Since I have lost some weight since purchasing it, I no longer need it, and would like to pass it on to anyone who may want to buy it off Me. It's a high quality piece, and has been worn less than 20 times in the past year and a half. If you are interested, feel free to e-mail Me. I will also be putting it up on the local Philadelphia barter boards. I am asking for either $75 in cash, or BDSM toy barter. Make an offer! You never know what I will take in exchange. A good way to see what I'm seeking in terms of barter is to look at My Amazon Wishlist by item priority.
I will also be selling a complete black CB-6000 set with extra rings and plastic locks, probably for $75 as well. This set will be cleaned with surgical grade cleaner and inventoried before being sold, but interested parties are welcome to inquire about it.
I am sure I had more to post up, but I'm spending the day with the boy Stitch, and he's working My nerves a good deal, because he wants a beating... so until I do that, I'm not going to be getting much done.
Monday, April 8, 2013
A Successful Class, a Hot Session, a Disobedient Boy, and Video Stills!
Hello, dear reader.
Did you know I am still without a home computer? No, you did not. But I am magical, which is how I keep these updates going.
I am happy to report that My Saturday rope class was a great success! Thank you to everyone who showed up. I hope you guys picked up the foundations you need to start out in the wonderful world of rope bondage. Special thanks to the Sexploratorium for their space and the kick-ass sign they made to advertise the class, pictured here on the left. Did you want to attend, but found yourself unable to due to time constraints? Not to worry, I will be hopefully running this class a couple more times for those who missed the first time.
Also, I'd like to thank My lovely partner in bondage, Mistress Gwen, who was so kind to let Me tie Her up in order to demonstrate to students how some things need to be tied. As usual, self-shot images of Me with a partner have us looking like raving maniacs. Which is why you love Us and want Us. I can understand that. I'd want Us too! For more info on Mistress Gwen, check out Her page on the Destiny's Chamber website by clicking on the link above. Her great sense of humor and infectious laughter will put you right as ease when you meet her... but Her unpredictable nature and deadly skill set will make even the most steadfast slaves tremble in fear.
In other news, I had a very stimulating session just yesterday with the same fellow who came to see Me a couple weeks ago... this time, we headed down the CBT and sounding route before I destroyed his ass with a nine-inch piece. This one is quite sizable, but why stop here. We will be sizing up the next time I see him... I'd love to eventually get him nice and stretched to a point where I can insert Biggie Smalls, my thick chocolate 14-incher, deep into his entrails. Mind you, I may destroy asses, but at least I do it while looking classy as fuck:
I am indeed one dapper gentleman, even while you are begging and moaning like a whore on the floor, your body pushed to it's limits as I extract sweet control from you.
Apparently, he thought so too, and brought Me a fun little toy that got to see a bit of action that evening: a steel ballcrusher! I know your boys are crawling up inside your body cavity, dear reader, when you take a look at this punishing tool. Ah, no matter. As anyone who has come to see Me can tell you, I might be a sadistic bastard, but you will come willingly.
A smile, a whisper, a kind touch... why would you not suffer the very depths of Hell itself to please Me? Do you think you can trek there alone? You must be quite brave... for in My hands I hold the keys to your darkest suffering and to your most blissful pleasures. And those who endure My trials are greatly rewarded at the finish line.
I am sure a few of you wonder what happens to those who do not endure My trials or please Me satisfactorily. If said behavior happens in the dungeon or local to Me, the solution is quite simple: the offender is not invited back to the dungeon. However, if the behavior happens remotely, I have no problem calling the little rats out publicly (as I have shown previously, most notably here and here). Funny enough, the French boy I have called out in both of the mentioned posts has yet again proved himself to be very disappointing. And as I previously warned him, another misstep and I will drop it like it's hot. But his behavior has been so disappointing that I cannot even be bothered to put up his personal information. All I can do is let other Dominants know that this Parisian schoolteacher is a pathetic little whore who cannot follow directions. I woke up in a good mood this morning, and so I will not be exposing is face for the world to see... at least not today. Let's hope My mood doesn't shift in the next few hours. For now, enjoy My stoic face while he wanks and fingerfucks himself for the world... right in his mother's house!
Je suis désolé, cher Mika. Aimerais-tu que j'efface cette image? Peut-être même la vidéo, ou les autres photos que j'ai gardé? Je le ferais quand tu démontre que tu as une certaine utilité dans mon monde: jete un oeil sur ma liste et trouve-moi un present digne d'un vrai mec, et j'envisagerai le retour de ton anonymat.
English Translation:
I'm sorry, dear Mika. Did you want Me to remove this picture? Maybe even the video, or the other pictures I have collected? Then you can do so by showing you have some use in this world: take a look at My wishlist and find a gift suitable for a real Man, and I will consider returning your anonymity to you.
Ah. I love it when boys disobey and find themselves realizing that I do not play games. Life can be so hard, sometimes. Not for Me. For them.
I am happy to say that I am FINALLY in the process of rendering My videos out, starting with a nice piece I've named "Kiddo's First Checkup." The reason editing has been taking so long is due to the fact that I shoot on a dead format, and access to computers that still take said format is limited. Add that to the fact that FCP10 has trouble running on said older machines, and things are taking way longer than they should. Once these files are finally done, I will run them by the proper channels, collect My 2257s, and upload them. Be sure to keep an eye out for previews and updates! Since I still don't have one ready, I have chosen to quell your hunger for pain with these six screenshots from "Kiddo's First Checkup." These are not part of the final stills collection, just ones I captured during editing. Enjoy!
Did you know I am still without a home computer? No, you did not. But I am magical, which is how I keep these updates going.
I am happy to report that My Saturday rope class was a great success! Thank you to everyone who showed up. I hope you guys picked up the foundations you need to start out in the wonderful world of rope bondage. Special thanks to the Sexploratorium for their space and the kick-ass sign they made to advertise the class, pictured here on the left. Did you want to attend, but found yourself unable to due to time constraints? Not to worry, I will be hopefully running this class a couple more times for those who missed the first time.
Also, I'd like to thank My lovely partner in bondage, Mistress Gwen, who was so kind to let Me tie Her up in order to demonstrate to students how some things need to be tied. As usual, self-shot images of Me with a partner have us looking like raving maniacs. Which is why you love Us and want Us. I can understand that. I'd want Us too! For more info on Mistress Gwen, check out Her page on the Destiny's Chamber website by clicking on the link above. Her great sense of humor and infectious laughter will put you right as ease when you meet her... but Her unpredictable nature and deadly skill set will make even the most steadfast slaves tremble in fear.In other news, I had a very stimulating session just yesterday with the same fellow who came to see Me a couple weeks ago... this time, we headed down the CBT and sounding route before I destroyed his ass with a nine-inch piece. This one is quite sizable, but why stop here. We will be sizing up the next time I see him... I'd love to eventually get him nice and stretched to a point where I can insert Biggie Smalls, my thick chocolate 14-incher, deep into his entrails. Mind you, I may destroy asses, but at least I do it while looking classy as fuck:
I am indeed one dapper gentleman, even while you are begging and moaning like a whore on the floor, your body pushed to it's limits as I extract sweet control from you.
Apparently, he thought so too, and brought Me a fun little toy that got to see a bit of action that evening: a steel ballcrusher! I know your boys are crawling up inside your body cavity, dear reader, when you take a look at this punishing tool. Ah, no matter. As anyone who has come to see Me can tell you, I might be a sadistic bastard, but you will come willingly.A smile, a whisper, a kind touch... why would you not suffer the very depths of Hell itself to please Me? Do you think you can trek there alone? You must be quite brave... for in My hands I hold the keys to your darkest suffering and to your most blissful pleasures. And those who endure My trials are greatly rewarded at the finish line.
I am sure a few of you wonder what happens to those who do not endure My trials or please Me satisfactorily. If said behavior happens in the dungeon or local to Me, the solution is quite simple: the offender is not invited back to the dungeon. However, if the behavior happens remotely, I have no problem calling the little rats out publicly (as I have shown previously, most notably here and here). Funny enough, the French boy I have called out in both of the mentioned posts has yet again proved himself to be very disappointing. And as I previously warned him, another misstep and I will drop it like it's hot. But his behavior has been so disappointing that I cannot even be bothered to put up his personal information. All I can do is let other Dominants know that this Parisian schoolteacher is a pathetic little whore who cannot follow directions. I woke up in a good mood this morning, and so I will not be exposing is face for the world to see... at least not today. Let's hope My mood doesn't shift in the next few hours. For now, enjoy My stoic face while he wanks and fingerfucks himself for the world... right in his mother's house!
Je suis désolé, cher Mika. Aimerais-tu que j'efface cette image? Peut-être même la vidéo, ou les autres photos que j'ai gardé? Je le ferais quand tu démontre que tu as une certaine utilité dans mon monde: jete un oeil sur ma liste et trouve-moi un present digne d'un vrai mec, et j'envisagerai le retour de ton anonymat.
English Translation:
I'm sorry, dear Mika. Did you want Me to remove this picture? Maybe even the video, or the other pictures I have collected? Then you can do so by showing you have some use in this world: take a look at My wishlist and find a gift suitable for a real Man, and I will consider returning your anonymity to you.
Ah. I love it when boys disobey and find themselves realizing that I do not play games. Life can be so hard, sometimes. Not for Me. For them.
I am happy to say that I am FINALLY in the process of rendering My videos out, starting with a nice piece I've named "Kiddo's First Checkup." The reason editing has been taking so long is due to the fact that I shoot on a dead format, and access to computers that still take said format is limited. Add that to the fact that FCP10 has trouble running on said older machines, and things are taking way longer than they should. Once these files are finally done, I will run them by the proper channels, collect My 2257s, and upload them. Be sure to keep an eye out for previews and updates! Since I still don't have one ready, I have chosen to quell your hunger for pain with these six screenshots from "Kiddo's First Checkup." These are not part of the final stills collection, just ones I captured during editing. Enjoy!
Monday, March 4, 2013
Computer 'Splody... Let's Answer Some Questions!
So the laptop is going through it's last few days. My One got a great deal on a brand new Acer, but it didn't agree with our install of Windows 8 (according to the interwebs, the issue was one of those one in an million deal, so of course the Universe wants Me to have the experience). Reverting back to Windows 7 terrified the poor piece of hardware, and it completely forgot it's wifi drivers. My One in the process of trying to get it back in working order, while the old computer threatens to bring down Armageddon upon our home. However, I am finally accessing a computer and doing all the things I have been neglecting.
I have done some major updating to My website and pages, adjusting and clarifying information. Hopefully, in a few days, I will be back on track with a computer that connects to the internet and doesn't trigger nuclear fallout. Meanwhile, here are some news, as well as some paragraphs addressing a lot of questions that I have received lately:
I recently had two wonderful evenings at The Bike Stop, Philadelphia's only gay leather bar. My first evening was an absolute delight, spent with a gentleman we will call Nast. Nast has been a good gentleman and friend, and he came down to Philadelphia from upstate New York for a temporary exhibit he missed back home. We has some very stimulating conversation, and as usual, when you leave Me too long with My toys, I got a bit publicly bondagy. For some reason, I don't think he minded... I know I didn't!
Then, just this Saturday, I stopped in for the Liberty Bears social and Excelsior NYC night. The place was packed, and I met a whole bunch of fascinating wonderful people. I also got to smack a couple of cute boys around, so I'm not complaining. :-) The evening was finished off at the Broad Street Diner with pup Wolfy and boy Josh, where we unexpectedly ran into MORE kinksters! I was pretty surprised. Kink is taking over Philadelphia!
I mention this because so many people have said they were never sure how to approach Me through phone or e-mail. This is one of the main reasons that I am out and about at so many events and places around town: it's a fantastic way to meet Me and ask Me any questions you may have. Pick My brain! As long as you are generally polite, I can always talk! In fact, let Me remind you of My regular public availability:
Every Thursday, I am at Asylum 13, Delaware's only kinky industrial night (quite frankly, I don't know of any other local kinky industrial nights, so it's pretty fucking special!). I am usually found in the middle of the dance floor, rigging up beautiful half-naked beauties through the air (the photo above is of Arwen, our gorgeous regular flyer!). Since this is My big rope night, I do not have vast amounts of social time or time to play, however, if you catch Me between flights, I always have a few minutes to talk. And you never know if I have time for... anything else, so give it a go! If you enjoy interesting haircuts, wild industrial and metal, and sexy kinky fun, this is definitely the place for you! And only twenty minutes from Philly, so definitely worth it! Mojo 13 is located at 1706 Philadelphia Pike in Wilmington, Delaware (19809), and the night goes from 9 PM to 1 AM, and it's some of the best drink specials in the area as well!
Every second Saturday of the month, I am at The Aviary, Philadelphia's best public BDSM play party! Once a month, kinksters take over the Arts Garage (1533 Ridge Ave, Philadelphia, PA 19130) for some ontological deconstruction. This is a relaxed and fun event, focused on socializing and playing as opposed to dancing and music. Both upstairs rooms are filled with kinky furniture to appease every fantasy! Come as you are or dress in your finest leather, The Aviary is extremely friendly, the chilled out atmosphere being perfect for the newcomer. The cover is $20 per person. I do work a short early shift as Dungeon Monitor and I do tend to run around quite a bit during this time, but as soon as I am done, I am ready to play (and usually have at least one brief scene)! Not sure if you'd like to see Me or just want to talk? Just approach Me!
Please remember that these are public social events, and as such, are not sex-positive. They are also not hook-up clubs full of loose-moraled people just waiting to spank you and fuck you. I have had no problem throwing out individuals from public events before, and I have no problem doing it again if I deem that you have come with nefarious intentions.
If you wish to reserve some time specifically for guaranteed public play with Me, I suggest you let Me know at least a few days in advance. You will be expected to attend the party and serve Me in a submissive capacity for the evening (fetch Me drinks, carry My supplies, give Me a massage should I need it, etc.). Serving Me is not a hard task, and if I am pleased with your service, I will reward you with a scene within your interests. A great way to get your feet wet!
I'd like to make note of something that happened at Asylum 13. I am known for My dry, barren humor and My very unfazed attitude. However, last Thursday, I was very impressed when a very good looking young man approached Me for a chat. Although he has a name he prefers, until he confirms it with Me, I shall call him Eru. As it turns out, we seemed to have similar interests on the sadist/masochist scale of things. We decided to maybe try a little play: I always like beating cute boys! Because I was rigging all night and (as I said before) had little time to play, we delayed everything to the very end of the night. My friends, the next 20 minutes I spend beating the living Hell out of his were positively magical. It is a rare thing when a masochist tires Me out or surprises Me. I don't consider Myself king of all Sadists, but I'm not a stranger to My partners hitting "Yellow," and quite frankly, I know most of My partners' limits. I was amazed to see that Eru did not seem to have many, when it came to pain. The picture you see to your right is his back after some 20 minutes of crop and dressage whip. And My arm was a little tired. A brave boy. I was proud of him, even though we had only met less than a couple of hours before. Good pain sluts do gain respect with Me. After our scene, we had a brief chat. As it turns out, Eru is an ex-kinkster trying to get back into the lifestyle, and also an ex-pornstar. And he's looking to return to erotic films from the kink point of view. We are in early stages of discussion, but be sure to keep an eye out! It seems Eru may be joining Me on some hot clips for My Clips4Sale studio (which I have been delaying the opening to for a while, I realize... get over yourself and wait)!
While on the subject, I'd like to remind all potential visitors and fans that I am constantly looking for new faces and hot new sessions for My budding media empire (videos, erotic photos, and artistic shots). If you find that My demanded tribute is steep, I do urge you to consider asking Me about participating in My videos. If you assist Me, I will happily lower or even waive My demands. Not model material but still want to play? Still finding it a struggle? I am not only looking for subs, you know! Do you have a sexy location I can use? Are you a photographer or videographer looking for some experience and a close up intimate look at BDSM? You can still serve a purpose! So contact Me, and I am sure we will find some mutually beneficial agreement...
I would also like to remind potential visitors that My tribute tends to drop if you do some of My shopping for Me. Collected tributes go to the upkeep of My wardrobe, the maintenance of My dungeon space, and the fresh stock of My toys and supplies. However, running around and setting apart the time for the items that I need is a boring and tedious task for Me, and I would rather be doing 10,000 other things. So how can you simplify My life, and in doing so enrich your own? Take a look at My Amazon Wishlist. On it are tons of items that I have My eye on. Surely, some of them are simply vanity things that would please Me greatly, but if you sort them by priority, you will find that there are some items that I need, stat. Getting some of those items for Me would please Me immensely, and would likely have Me look favorably upon you. The lucky sub who brings Me or sends Me both the COLT and the Trinity Vibes anal training sets (a total of six plugs) might not only be rewarded by getting to break them in, but will find that My demands for their tribute have been generously halved for their session! That seems to be a fine arrangement, don't you agree?
A note about third-party involvements during sessions: a few of the requests I receive may benefit involvement from a third, actively sexual party. Personally, I prefer My sessions to not be split that way, but it is sometimes the best way to go! I know a sissy fag cocksucker or two who are ready to graduate from practice cock to the real man-meat. They might have been champions at sucking and getting fucked by Big Red, one of the popular strap-ons of the Chamber a couple times. Should I feel satisfied that their bedside skill will not be an embarrassment (only the best behaved and diligent boys get the privilege of servicing My friends), I may consider putting them to the test. However, I'm sure that My horny friends have better to do than to get sucked off by an amateur, and I like to keep My perfect image. Impress Me in your training sessions, and I will think about it. Although third-party involvement is at My choice and discretion, and although My tribute stay the same if I do chose to test-run a submissive slut, I strongly suggest that you show your appreciation if it happens: Tipping is not a city in China. This is not as much for Myself as it is for My guests, who may have dropped in for a brief five minutes originally and ended up staying an hour, willing to give you a chance. Should one find you worthy of letting you near Him or Her, demonstrate that you value Their time like you do with Me. It will be noted (by both Them and I), and you may be rewarded.
Finally, I'd also like to remind visitors and fans that I am available for more than just one-on-one sessions. I also do enjoy sessions with sub/sub couples or friends. I also always find co-topping someone's lover with them to be extremely enjoyable. If I am not doing a session, I am also available to teach and train single and/or partnered individuals in the finer arts of BDSM, free of standard protocols. Since My tribute is mostly geared at compensating My valuable time and fine skills, it does not increase if I am playing with a couple (or even a trio, mmmh...). Finally, if neither a session nor training is what you seek, I am also an alt-sex consultant and advisor, and offer those services as well at excellent rates, again free of protocol. I, of course, will protect your confidentiality. Sometimes, you don't need to be bound in a sleepsack with a fucksaw raping your hole. Sometime... you just need a person to talk to.
Remember how pup Loki was distracting Me during My last post? He succeeded quite admirably: I completely forgot to mention that fellow blogger Boots LS (who I wrote about some time ago when I read a wonderful story about boot worship he authored) wrote a wonderful piece inspired by Me called Bastinado Bondage. It's sexy and delicious, and involves some of My favorite things: inverted suspension, falaqa punishment, and wax. You should definitely check it out and let him know you liked it!
On a completely different endnote, I scrapped the videos of Asylum 13 that I was going to upload independently, and chose to put several of My suspensions together in a single video... since I get new footage every week, I may keep doing it this way to avoid overcrowding My channel. So here is the first video of multiple suspension. You know how you could see this live, right? That's right, attend Asylum 13, which I mentioned earlier in this article.
Thanks for sticking all the way through this beast of a ridiculously long post. As I said, wanted to get a lot out there. See how much I care?
I have done some major updating to My website and pages, adjusting and clarifying information. Hopefully, in a few days, I will be back on track with a computer that connects to the internet and doesn't trigger nuclear fallout. Meanwhile, here are some news, as well as some paragraphs addressing a lot of questions that I have received lately:
I recently had two wonderful evenings at The Bike Stop, Philadelphia's only gay leather bar. My first evening was an absolute delight, spent with a gentleman we will call Nast. Nast has been a good gentleman and friend, and he came down to Philadelphia from upstate New York for a temporary exhibit he missed back home. We has some very stimulating conversation, and as usual, when you leave Me too long with My toys, I got a bit publicly bondagy. For some reason, I don't think he minded... I know I didn't!Then, just this Saturday, I stopped in for the Liberty Bears social and Excelsior NYC night. The place was packed, and I met a whole bunch of fascinating wonderful people. I also got to smack a couple of cute boys around, so I'm not complaining. :-) The evening was finished off at the Broad Street Diner with pup Wolfy and boy Josh, where we unexpectedly ran into MORE kinksters! I was pretty surprised. Kink is taking over Philadelphia!
I mention this because so many people have said they were never sure how to approach Me through phone or e-mail. This is one of the main reasons that I am out and about at so many events and places around town: it's a fantastic way to meet Me and ask Me any questions you may have. Pick My brain! As long as you are generally polite, I can always talk! In fact, let Me remind you of My regular public availability:
Every Thursday, I am at Asylum 13, Delaware's only kinky industrial night (quite frankly, I don't know of any other local kinky industrial nights, so it's pretty fucking special!). I am usually found in the middle of the dance floor, rigging up beautiful half-naked beauties through the air (the photo above is of Arwen, our gorgeous regular flyer!). Since this is My big rope night, I do not have vast amounts of social time or time to play, however, if you catch Me between flights, I always have a few minutes to talk. And you never know if I have time for... anything else, so give it a go! If you enjoy interesting haircuts, wild industrial and metal, and sexy kinky fun, this is definitely the place for you! And only twenty minutes from Philly, so definitely worth it! Mojo 13 is located at 1706 Philadelphia Pike in Wilmington, Delaware (19809), and the night goes from 9 PM to 1 AM, and it's some of the best drink specials in the area as well!
Every second Saturday of the month, I am at The Aviary, Philadelphia's best public BDSM play party! Once a month, kinksters take over the Arts Garage (1533 Ridge Ave, Philadelphia, PA 19130) for some ontological deconstruction. This is a relaxed and fun event, focused on socializing and playing as opposed to dancing and music. Both upstairs rooms are filled with kinky furniture to appease every fantasy! Come as you are or dress in your finest leather, The Aviary is extremely friendly, the chilled out atmosphere being perfect for the newcomer. The cover is $20 per person. I do work a short early shift as Dungeon Monitor and I do tend to run around quite a bit during this time, but as soon as I am done, I am ready to play (and usually have at least one brief scene)! Not sure if you'd like to see Me or just want to talk? Just approach Me!
Please remember that these are public social events, and as such, are not sex-positive. They are also not hook-up clubs full of loose-moraled people just waiting to spank you and fuck you. I have had no problem throwing out individuals from public events before, and I have no problem doing it again if I deem that you have come with nefarious intentions.
If you wish to reserve some time specifically for guaranteed public play with Me, I suggest you let Me know at least a few days in advance. You will be expected to attend the party and serve Me in a submissive capacity for the evening (fetch Me drinks, carry My supplies, give Me a massage should I need it, etc.). Serving Me is not a hard task, and if I am pleased with your service, I will reward you with a scene within your interests. A great way to get your feet wet!
While on the subject, I'd like to remind all potential visitors and fans that I am constantly looking for new faces and hot new sessions for My budding media empire (videos, erotic photos, and artistic shots). If you find that My demanded tribute is steep, I do urge you to consider asking Me about participating in My videos. If you assist Me, I will happily lower or even waive My demands. Not model material but still want to play? Still finding it a struggle? I am not only looking for subs, you know! Do you have a sexy location I can use? Are you a photographer or videographer looking for some experience and a close up intimate look at BDSM? You can still serve a purpose! So contact Me, and I am sure we will find some mutually beneficial agreement...
I would also like to remind potential visitors that My tribute tends to drop if you do some of My shopping for Me. Collected tributes go to the upkeep of My wardrobe, the maintenance of My dungeon space, and the fresh stock of My toys and supplies. However, running around and setting apart the time for the items that I need is a boring and tedious task for Me, and I would rather be doing 10,000 other things. So how can you simplify My life, and in doing so enrich your own? Take a look at My Amazon Wishlist. On it are tons of items that I have My eye on. Surely, some of them are simply vanity things that would please Me greatly, but if you sort them by priority, you will find that there are some items that I need, stat. Getting some of those items for Me would please Me immensely, and would likely have Me look favorably upon you. The lucky sub who brings Me or sends Me both the COLT and the Trinity Vibes anal training sets (a total of six plugs) might not only be rewarded by getting to break them in, but will find that My demands for their tribute have been generously halved for their session! That seems to be a fine arrangement, don't you agree?
A note about third-party involvements during sessions: a few of the requests I receive may benefit involvement from a third, actively sexual party. Personally, I prefer My sessions to not be split that way, but it is sometimes the best way to go! I know a sissy fag cocksucker or two who are ready to graduate from practice cock to the real man-meat. They might have been champions at sucking and getting fucked by Big Red, one of the popular strap-ons of the Chamber a couple times. Should I feel satisfied that their bedside skill will not be an embarrassment (only the best behaved and diligent boys get the privilege of servicing My friends), I may consider putting them to the test. However, I'm sure that My horny friends have better to do than to get sucked off by an amateur, and I like to keep My perfect image. Impress Me in your training sessions, and I will think about it. Although third-party involvement is at My choice and discretion, and although My tribute stay the same if I do chose to test-run a submissive slut, I strongly suggest that you show your appreciation if it happens: Tipping is not a city in China. This is not as much for Myself as it is for My guests, who may have dropped in for a brief five minutes originally and ended up staying an hour, willing to give you a chance. Should one find you worthy of letting you near Him or Her, demonstrate that you value Their time like you do with Me. It will be noted (by both Them and I), and you may be rewarded.
Finally, I'd also like to remind visitors and fans that I am available for more than just one-on-one sessions. I also do enjoy sessions with sub/sub couples or friends. I also always find co-topping someone's lover with them to be extremely enjoyable. If I am not doing a session, I am also available to teach and train single and/or partnered individuals in the finer arts of BDSM, free of standard protocols. Since My tribute is mostly geared at compensating My valuable time and fine skills, it does not increase if I am playing with a couple (or even a trio, mmmh...). Finally, if neither a session nor training is what you seek, I am also an alt-sex consultant and advisor, and offer those services as well at excellent rates, again free of protocol. I, of course, will protect your confidentiality. Sometimes, you don't need to be bound in a sleepsack with a fucksaw raping your hole. Sometime... you just need a person to talk to.
Remember how pup Loki was distracting Me during My last post? He succeeded quite admirably: I completely forgot to mention that fellow blogger Boots LS (who I wrote about some time ago when I read a wonderful story about boot worship he authored) wrote a wonderful piece inspired by Me called Bastinado Bondage. It's sexy and delicious, and involves some of My favorite things: inverted suspension, falaqa punishment, and wax. You should definitely check it out and let him know you liked it!
On a completely different endnote, I scrapped the videos of Asylum 13 that I was going to upload independently, and chose to put several of My suspensions together in a single video... since I get new footage every week, I may keep doing it this way to avoid overcrowding My channel. So here is the first video of multiple suspension. You know how you could see this live, right? That's right, attend Asylum 13, which I mentioned earlier in this article.
Thanks for sticking all the way through this beast of a ridiculously long post. As I said, wanted to get a lot out there. See how much I care?
Friday, December 14, 2012
The Holidays are Nigh!
I've been busy these past days preparing for the holidays. I really haven't had time to post up My shenanigans in or out of sessions, because I frankly have no time. Christmas is a busy time!
I originally had a hot corporate roleplay for this afternoon. One of My company employees, G---, is up for an evaluation this week, so I told him to drop by My home, and we could discuss his progress in the company. Little does that little fag know that the IT crew did a sweep of all company computers, and has found a lot of very interesting things he's been sending from his workstation while he's been supposedly working. He thought he was coming for a promotion, but I know what the little queer is really after... let's see how much he really wants to keep his job! Hah!
Well that was the original plan, at least. However, it seems he has personal home matters to attend to (perhaps his wife found out about his filthy homo habits?), so we've rescheduled the evaluation. Unfortunately, I had originally cleared My day for it, but now I find Myself with some rare free time, so I figure I'd update around the interwebs.
Tomorrow, I'll be photographer for a kinky Christmas shoot with friends. It's going to be epic, with lots of ribbon and lights! Depending what we all decide, you may even get to see a few select shots here! We will see.
I haven't been making it out to a lot of places besides the Aviary: as I said, I've been very busy with My own things. Which means that awesomeness is afoot.
I'll be writing a full note about it, but I figure this is a good place to first announce. Starting now, I am looking for video-subs and video-slaves for 2013! Want more session time than you can shake your little dick at? Then ask Me about performing in My fetish videos, and I'm sure we can come up with an arrangement... step into My quarters, and you won't want to step out...
That's it for now. Oh, on a final sidenote, the holidays are nearing! So what best way to show you appreciate Me than by sending Me a little token of your desire? And who knows, if you're the lucky boy or girl to bring Me this pair of shock collars, I may have to pay some special attention to you...
I originally had a hot corporate roleplay for this afternoon. One of My company employees, G---, is up for an evaluation this week, so I told him to drop by My home, and we could discuss his progress in the company. Little does that little fag know that the IT crew did a sweep of all company computers, and has found a lot of very interesting things he's been sending from his workstation while he's been supposedly working. He thought he was coming for a promotion, but I know what the little queer is really after... let's see how much he really wants to keep his job! Hah!
Well that was the original plan, at least. However, it seems he has personal home matters to attend to (perhaps his wife found out about his filthy homo habits?), so we've rescheduled the evaluation. Unfortunately, I had originally cleared My day for it, but now I find Myself with some rare free time, so I figure I'd update around the interwebs.
Tomorrow, I'll be photographer for a kinky Christmas shoot with friends. It's going to be epic, with lots of ribbon and lights! Depending what we all decide, you may even get to see a few select shots here! We will see.
I haven't been making it out to a lot of places besides the Aviary: as I said, I've been very busy with My own things. Which means that awesomeness is afoot.
I'll be writing a full note about it, but I figure this is a good place to first announce. Starting now, I am looking for video-subs and video-slaves for 2013! Want more session time than you can shake your little dick at? Then ask Me about performing in My fetish videos, and I'm sure we can come up with an arrangement... step into My quarters, and you won't want to step out...
That's it for now. Oh, on a final sidenote, the holidays are nearing! So what best way to show you appreciate Me than by sending Me a little token of your desire? And who knows, if you're the lucky boy or girl to bring Me this pair of shock collars, I may have to pay some special attention to you...
Monday, November 19, 2012
Diabolique Ball 2012 (Birthday Weekend!)
I'm probably going to forget some stuff, but I'll try what's proper in...
Where to even begin? I had a lovely birthday evenings playing with two friends at their home. Unexpected, but very fun, as we moved through mummification and nipple torture with a grandiose Hitachi attack to finish it all off. I don't get much time for personal play, so this was a lovely though for My birthday, and I'd like to thank the hosting couple muchly. You know who you are.
Saturday evening, I attended Diabolique Ball 2012: Agony & Ecstasy, and it was indeed, a religious experience. All showed, from rubber nuns, to sexy demons, to even a Jesus Christ or two! I had a blast putting together My kick-ass Devil outfit. I wanted to go with a non-Christian concept of the Devil, more neutral than evil. And so, I mixed a few styles, donned a corset and voila!
It's like Bengt Enkerot went through a gritty reboot. The night was ripe with performances and charity dungeon stations, the latter of which included My transcendental whipping of My masochistic partner, Leggatt. We helped raise donations for the Ali Forney Center, a shelter for homeless GLBTQ youth that was destroyed by the recent Hurricane Sandy. Ooh, see that shiny link? You should consider donating too.
Conceptually, the idea was simple: Leggatt would offer up his body to My whip, which would continuously strike him mildly during one hour. Every dollar raised would earn Leggatt three "proper" strikes. Things got interesting when a ten-dollar bill was placed in the pot.
What followed was an extremely intense hour-long ordeal, with few pauses to fan the brightly lit flesh on Leggatt's back. By the end, the world had melted away and we were both in our very distant spaces. And in our own private ways, Diabolique Ball 2012 really was a religious experience.
I am incredibly proud of what My friend endured. I am humbled and honored by the fact that he chooses Me to take him to that place, where there is nothing. Thank you, Leggatt. Saturday was a powerful experience for the two of us. It reminded Me of the reasons I got into BDSM in the first-place. The experience sometimes takes one to altered states of consciousness and being. And this is not just through pain, as it was on Saturday, but through that intimate limit-pushing connection, no matter how it expresses itself. Hell, boot worship can lead to altered states.
The rest of the evening was lovely, and I got to chat and catch up with quite a few people. Thank you to all the people who made it out Saturday night! It couldn't have been done without you! I hope to see everyone next year for it. I'll likely be coming into town if I have already changed locations!
Oh, since Diabolique fell on My birthday weekend, I also received this lovely gas mask as a present from an amazing friend! It fits wonderfully. Thank you so much!
Oh, and by the way, if you happen to have missed My birthday (and you feel a terrible remorse, yadda yadda), you should still know that I always like presents. And so please, don't let this stop you from taking a look at My Wishlist. Perhaps you wish to see Me wielding or wearing something just for you. Or perhaps you're coming to visit Me and have this fascinating fantasy that includes Me shocking your balls every time I feel your posture is... ah... lacking.
These past two days, I have been taking off and resting up at home... but I'm back on tomorrow morning bright and early...
Where to even begin? I had a lovely birthday evenings playing with two friends at their home. Unexpected, but very fun, as we moved through mummification and nipple torture with a grandiose Hitachi attack to finish it all off. I don't get much time for personal play, so this was a lovely though for My birthday, and I'd like to thank the hosting couple muchly. You know who you are.
Saturday evening, I attended Diabolique Ball 2012: Agony & Ecstasy, and it was indeed, a religious experience. All showed, from rubber nuns, to sexy demons, to even a Jesus Christ or two! I had a blast putting together My kick-ass Devil outfit. I wanted to go with a non-Christian concept of the Devil, more neutral than evil. And so, I mixed a few styles, donned a corset and voila!
It's like Bengt Enkerot went through a gritty reboot. The night was ripe with performances and charity dungeon stations, the latter of which included My transcendental whipping of My masochistic partner, Leggatt. We helped raise donations for the Ali Forney Center, a shelter for homeless GLBTQ youth that was destroyed by the recent Hurricane Sandy. Ooh, see that shiny link? You should consider donating too.
Conceptually, the idea was simple: Leggatt would offer up his body to My whip, which would continuously strike him mildly during one hour. Every dollar raised would earn Leggatt three "proper" strikes. Things got interesting when a ten-dollar bill was placed in the pot.
What followed was an extremely intense hour-long ordeal, with few pauses to fan the brightly lit flesh on Leggatt's back. By the end, the world had melted away and we were both in our very distant spaces. And in our own private ways, Diabolique Ball 2012 really was a religious experience.
I am incredibly proud of what My friend endured. I am humbled and honored by the fact that he chooses Me to take him to that place, where there is nothing. Thank you, Leggatt. Saturday was a powerful experience for the two of us. It reminded Me of the reasons I got into BDSM in the first-place. The experience sometimes takes one to altered states of consciousness and being. And this is not just through pain, as it was on Saturday, but through that intimate limit-pushing connection, no matter how it expresses itself. Hell, boot worship can lead to altered states.
The rest of the evening was lovely, and I got to chat and catch up with quite a few people. Thank you to all the people who made it out Saturday night! It couldn't have been done without you! I hope to see everyone next year for it. I'll likely be coming into town if I have already changed locations!
Oh, and by the way, if you happen to have missed My birthday (and you feel a terrible remorse, yadda yadda), you should still know that I always like presents. And so please, don't let this stop you from taking a look at My Wishlist. Perhaps you wish to see Me wielding or wearing something just for you. Or perhaps you're coming to visit Me and have this fascinating fantasy that includes Me shocking your balls every time I feel your posture is... ah... lacking.
These past two days, I have been taking off and resting up at home... but I'm back on tomorrow morning bright and early...
Sunday, November 11, 2012
A Very Busy Leathery Weekend! Oooh, and Rude Contacters!
Phew. I am barely standing, but am happy.
This weekend was Philadelphia Leather Pride Weekend as well as The Aviary. Although I did not go to the main PLPN event, I did attend Kinky Karnival at the Bike Stop on Friday. I showed up at the bar with My toy bag and asked a couple of Philadelphians MC members if I could demo some stuff. Apparently, two of their performers had last minute cancelled, so they were quite happy to let Me have a massage table station all to Myself.
Christ, that was like a kinky assembly line (or as a friend recently put it, BDSM meets Henry Ford). I spent most of the evening spanking hot asses of all shapes, colors, and genders, and dripping hot wax on naked bodies. God knows, I was dead tired by the end. Must have topped 10 to 15 people. But I met a whole bunch of ladies and gents, handed out some cards, and had an all-out wondrous time!
IF YOU WERE AT THE KINKY KARNIVAL AND WERE ONE OF THE GENTLEMEN WHO TOOK PICTURES OF ME, PLEASE E-MAIL THEM TO ME AT YOUR CONVENIENCE. I HAVE NO SHOTS FROM THAT NIGHT.
Of course, though, there is no rest for the wicked, so I got home quite late and ended up only getting a little bit of sleep, as I had to clean all of My toys for last night's Aviary. I had a lot planned for My birthday Aviary, so I split My dungeon monitoring shift into two, so I could get what I wanted to do in.
I was so happy not to be rushed.the way I usually am at some events. I got a chance to do more relaxed scenes that I wanted to do, and it was so fun! I played with My favorite masochist, Leggatt (who will be joining Me at next week's Diabolique Ball as My supplicant), and did a wonderful ribbon corset on his (manly) chest. Take a look at all this sexiness:
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I quite enjoy needle play at public events, because it gives Me a chance to sit and talk to My subject face to face, while doing what I consider to be sensuous bodywork. I find it to be intensely personal, reminding Me of a sounding or a bare-handed spanking.
Anyway. After that, I got a chance to tie two ladies together in an intense bondage-hug and whip their bare backs simultaneously. They yelps and moans coming from both of them as they supported each other through the ordeal was extremely sexy, and got a couple of onlookers. The singletail is by far My favorite corporal punishment weapon. I'm really hoping to save it to eventually have My own Victor Tella.
Later on, I got to spank a lovely Francophone ass. Speaking My birth language again was quite a surprise, and I really enjoyed Myself, as demonstrated by this vry srs picture:
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See? Being Domly is SRS BSNS! Tee hee. My evening ended with a coffee long conversation about life, the Universe, and everything with a lovely newcomer lady. T'was a good time!
See? I do get busy at public events and have My fun. I'd like to take a moment before finishing up this post to say a thing or two about the subject: I'm not that much of a hard-ass. If you approach Me respectfully through e-mail, call, or even a public, event, I will gladly speak to you and even maybe play with you if you have spare time. However, if you rudely call Me, leave Me sloppy messages through e-mail or phone, and then expect that you're going to get Me to develop ANY interest in you, you are sadly mistaken. As a warning, I will actually post up two of My most recent conversations to demonstrate this. My thoughts are in parentheses and italicized.
For this first gentleman, it was on MeetMe, a ridiculous clone of MySpace which I will NOT be linking to, because I hate them. The only reason I even have an account there is because it allows for localized friendships, and I can add about 20 people within 50 miles of Myself every day. Besides that, it's not really a site I use at all, mainly due to the general IQ of 70 that permeates the whole place. Mind you, I express My displeasure very clearly about the site, so most people contacting Me have heard Me bitch about how people interact online.
Rudy McDouchestein: Hi
Me: (*blinksblink* You're nineteen and living at home in Ontario. Why are you talking to Me? Ahhh... perhaps you have a relevant question... I'll play along...) Hello.
Rudy McDouchestein: Sup hottie :)
Me: (Strike one! But I'll disregard because you probably don't know better, even though the tone of My response and MY FUCKING PROFILE are a clue...) I'm doing pretty well, yourself?
Rudy McDouchestein: I am good :)
(Your conversation's fascinating, please go on. I am riveted and may throw Myself at you at any moment!)
Rudy McDouchestein: Hot chest babe
Me: Wow. See, I let "hottie" go because I thought it a slip-up. But I'm glad you've made no effort to actually read My profile, which links you to My website, which links you to the following sentence:
I'm really not this much of a cunt if you're polite.
Good day,
-Sir Brian
Clearly, I didn't get a response. In fact, I think he ran away from Me pissing himself. Was I unfair? I don't think so. If you don't approach Me politely, then I'm not interested in talking. Last I checked, animals don't talk, so if you behave like one, I will treat you like one.
My second message was actually through text after a failed phone connection. It went a little something like this... I decided to forgo the parentheticals, as it's pretty clearly not in need of any explanation:
Me: Hello.
Unrealistic Painpig: Hello
Me: Who is this?
Unrealistic Painpig: Knife play?
Me: Uh.... yes?
Unrealistic Painpig: Can you make really deep cuts on my dick?
Me: Not too deep. Not looking to make a problem either. May I suggest needle play if it's intense CBT you like. And you might want to work on manners. Next time I ask you a question, you answer. [ten minute pause] Finishing a conversation or an inquiry is something else that you need to look into.
Unrealistic Painpig: Tnx
Me: So who are you?
Unrealistic Painpig: I am an angel
Me: Are ya now?
Unrealistic Painpig: Yes
Me: Uh-huh. An angel into CBT?
Unrealistic Painpig: Knife play.
Me: I see. But you want marks.
Unrealistic Painpig: What?
Me: Knife marks. Cuts.
Unrealistic Painpig: Very deep cuts. Yes or no? Bitch.
Me: Uh, not if I can't establish your psychological state. So if you want this, you should work on answering Me properly. If you can't amp up your fucking manners as well as learn to talk rationally, I'm going to assume you don't actually know what you want and can't consent. Good day.
Do I really ask that much? I sometimes wonder if I do. Hmmmm. Perhaps a lobotomy is in order. Blah. Anyway. Remember that Diabolique Ball 2012 is next Saturday, and I will be Dungeon Monitor at the beginning of the night, as well as performing at the end of the night with the studly Leggatt. Come see him get whipped to enlightenment. After all, pain and suffering is a path to God, or so think the Catholics.
Did you forget that My birthday is this Thursday? You can feel free to show Me how much you care by sending Me a small token of appreciation...
Ooooooh! Also! I will be briefly in NYC on Wednesday, November 14th. Yes, that's next Wednesday. I was originally taking the day to Myself, but have decided to accept session requests. If you wish for a session, you can e-mail Me before Wednesday and see if I have time for you.
This weekend was Philadelphia Leather Pride Weekend as well as The Aviary. Although I did not go to the main PLPN event, I did attend Kinky Karnival at the Bike Stop on Friday. I showed up at the bar with My toy bag and asked a couple of Philadelphians MC members if I could demo some stuff. Apparently, two of their performers had last minute cancelled, so they were quite happy to let Me have a massage table station all to Myself.
Christ, that was like a kinky assembly line (or as a friend recently put it, BDSM meets Henry Ford). I spent most of the evening spanking hot asses of all shapes, colors, and genders, and dripping hot wax on naked bodies. God knows, I was dead tired by the end. Must have topped 10 to 15 people. But I met a whole bunch of ladies and gents, handed out some cards, and had an all-out wondrous time!
IF YOU WERE AT THE KINKY KARNIVAL AND WERE ONE OF THE GENTLEMEN WHO TOOK PICTURES OF ME, PLEASE E-MAIL THEM TO ME AT YOUR CONVENIENCE. I HAVE NO SHOTS FROM THAT NIGHT.
Of course, though, there is no rest for the wicked, so I got home quite late and ended up only getting a little bit of sleep, as I had to clean all of My toys for last night's Aviary. I had a lot planned for My birthday Aviary, so I split My dungeon monitoring shift into two, so I could get what I wanted to do in.
I was so happy not to be rushed.the way I usually am at some events. I got a chance to do more relaxed scenes that I wanted to do, and it was so fun! I played with My favorite masochist, Leggatt (who will be joining Me at next week's Diabolique Ball as My supplicant), and did a wonderful ribbon corset on his (manly) chest. Take a look at all this sexiness:
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I quite enjoy needle play at public events, because it gives Me a chance to sit and talk to My subject face to face, while doing what I consider to be sensuous bodywork. I find it to be intensely personal, reminding Me of a sounding or a bare-handed spanking.
Anyway. After that, I got a chance to tie two ladies together in an intense bondage-hug and whip their bare backs simultaneously. They yelps and moans coming from both of them as they supported each other through the ordeal was extremely sexy, and got a couple of onlookers. The singletail is by far My favorite corporal punishment weapon. I'm really hoping to save it to eventually have My own Victor Tella.
Later on, I got to spank a lovely Francophone ass. Speaking My birth language again was quite a surprise, and I really enjoyed Myself, as demonstrated by this vry srs picture:
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See? Being Domly is SRS BSNS! Tee hee. My evening ended with a coffee long conversation about life, the Universe, and everything with a lovely newcomer lady. T'was a good time!
See? I do get busy at public events and have My fun. I'd like to take a moment before finishing up this post to say a thing or two about the subject: I'm not that much of a hard-ass. If you approach Me respectfully through e-mail, call, or even a public, event, I will gladly speak to you and even maybe play with you if you have spare time. However, if you rudely call Me, leave Me sloppy messages through e-mail or phone, and then expect that you're going to get Me to develop ANY interest in you, you are sadly mistaken. As a warning, I will actually post up two of My most recent conversations to demonstrate this. My thoughts are in parentheses and italicized.
For this first gentleman, it was on MeetMe, a ridiculous clone of MySpace which I will NOT be linking to, because I hate them. The only reason I even have an account there is because it allows for localized friendships, and I can add about 20 people within 50 miles of Myself every day. Besides that, it's not really a site I use at all, mainly due to the general IQ of 70 that permeates the whole place. Mind you, I express My displeasure very clearly about the site, so most people contacting Me have heard Me bitch about how people interact online.
Rudy McDouchestein: Hi
Me: (*blinksblink* You're nineteen and living at home in Ontario. Why are you talking to Me? Ahhh... perhaps you have a relevant question... I'll play along...) Hello.
Rudy McDouchestein: Sup hottie :)
Me: (Strike one! But I'll disregard because you probably don't know better, even though the tone of My response and MY FUCKING PROFILE are a clue...) I'm doing pretty well, yourself?
Rudy McDouchestein: I am good :)
(Your conversation's fascinating, please go on. I am riveted and may throw Myself at you at any moment!)
Rudy McDouchestein: Hot chest babe
Me: Wow. See, I let "hottie" go because I thought it a slip-up. But I'm glad you've made no effort to actually read My profile, which links you to My website, which links you to the following sentence:
Respect: I am Sir Brian. Never dude, man, bud, etc. Never fail to address Me properly before speaking to Me or at the beginning of a communication. My preferred form of address is “Sir” or "Boss."Granted, that's to the people who come to see Me under My protocol. HOWEVER. EVEN if that protocol doesn't apply to you, "babe" is rude in the normal world to say to a stranger as well. I always say that if you wouldn't say it to Me while meeting Me out at an event, don't approach Me with it online. If you still think it's OK, perhaps you just attend unsavory events.
I'm really not this much of a cunt if you're polite.
Good day,
-Sir Brian
Clearly, I didn't get a response. In fact, I think he ran away from Me pissing himself. Was I unfair? I don't think so. If you don't approach Me politely, then I'm not interested in talking. Last I checked, animals don't talk, so if you behave like one, I will treat you like one.
My second message was actually through text after a failed phone connection. It went a little something like this... I decided to forgo the parentheticals, as it's pretty clearly not in need of any explanation:
Me: Hello.
Unrealistic Painpig: Hello
Me: Who is this?
Unrealistic Painpig: Knife play?
Me: Uh.... yes?
Unrealistic Painpig: Can you make really deep cuts on my dick?
Me: Not too deep. Not looking to make a problem either. May I suggest needle play if it's intense CBT you like. And you might want to work on manners. Next time I ask you a question, you answer. [ten minute pause] Finishing a conversation or an inquiry is something else that you need to look into.
Unrealistic Painpig: Tnx
Me: So who are you?
Unrealistic Painpig: I am an angel
Me: Are ya now?
Unrealistic Painpig: Yes
Me: Uh-huh. An angel into CBT?
Unrealistic Painpig: Knife play.
Me: I see. But you want marks.
Unrealistic Painpig: What?
Me: Knife marks. Cuts.
Unrealistic Painpig: Very deep cuts. Yes or no? Bitch.
Me: Uh, not if I can't establish your psychological state. So if you want this, you should work on answering Me properly. If you can't amp up your fucking manners as well as learn to talk rationally, I'm going to assume you don't actually know what you want and can't consent. Good day.
Do I really ask that much? I sometimes wonder if I do. Hmmmm. Perhaps a lobotomy is in order. Blah. Anyway. Remember that Diabolique Ball 2012 is next Saturday, and I will be Dungeon Monitor at the beginning of the night, as well as performing at the end of the night with the studly Leggatt. Come see him get whipped to enlightenment. After all, pain and suffering is a path to God, or so think the Catholics.
Did you forget that My birthday is this Thursday? You can feel free to show Me how much you care by sending Me a small token of appreciation...
Ooooooh! Also! I will be briefly in NYC on Wednesday, November 14th. Yes, that's next Wednesday. I was originally taking the day to Myself, but have decided to accept session requests. If you wish for a session, you can e-mail Me before Wednesday and see if I have time for you.
Saturday, November 3, 2012
Not Feeling Too Hot
So I survived the storm, as did most of Philly. If anything, I was pissed off that I had to stay indoors for two days. I did get a good amount of stuff done, but I'm not the housebound type.
Didn't lose water or power, and didn't flood at all. My personal playspace is safe, which I'm also happy about.
On the downside, I have had a fever, the sniffles, and a nasty sore throat for the past 36 hours. If My body serves Me right, it should be exactly another 36 hours until I feel better. This... kinda sucks.
See? That's Me making My "this sucks" face. What I should be having right now is a good footrub and someone serving Me some horehound tea. Alas, no rest for the wicked, so I fixed Myself up some European remedies and should be find in a couple of days. I have no taken sessions these past two days, and shan't be taking any on tomorrow either. Being ill is quite unusual for Me, so I am in poor spirits and form.
I am however quite excited for Diabolique Ball 2012, which yes, I know I've mentioned in the past few posts. Because it's going to be awesome, and it's for a good cause. So come on out for a night of naughty nuns and perverted pagans! And... other... religious perversions as well. So click on the link, and go buy a ticket. :-)
As I've also mentioned before, it falls right on My birthday weekend. So if you want to make Me feel extra loved, then you should consider thinking of Me on My special day. I always appreciate and find much use for your gifts in My day to day, so don't be shy. I also appreciate the thought over the value, so although I quite like being given fine things, I don't always think the finer gifts are the more valuable ones. I like things I can make use of.
To the very thoughful visitor who sent Me the Rothco boots that I mentioned in My previous post, I haven't forgotten about those pictures. Since they are extra awesome boots, I want to make sure I get extra awesome pictures. :-)
Didn't lose water or power, and didn't flood at all. My personal playspace is safe, which I'm also happy about.
On the downside, I have had a fever, the sniffles, and a nasty sore throat for the past 36 hours. If My body serves Me right, it should be exactly another 36 hours until I feel better. This... kinda sucks.
See? That's Me making My "this sucks" face. What I should be having right now is a good footrub and someone serving Me some horehound tea. Alas, no rest for the wicked, so I fixed Myself up some European remedies and should be find in a couple of days. I have no taken sessions these past two days, and shan't be taking any on tomorrow either. Being ill is quite unusual for Me, so I am in poor spirits and form.
I am however quite excited for Diabolique Ball 2012, which yes, I know I've mentioned in the past few posts. Because it's going to be awesome, and it's for a good cause. So come on out for a night of naughty nuns and perverted pagans! And... other... religious perversions as well. So click on the link, and go buy a ticket. :-)
As I've also mentioned before, it falls right on My birthday weekend. So if you want to make Me feel extra loved, then you should consider thinking of Me on My special day. I always appreciate and find much use for your gifts in My day to day, so don't be shy. I also appreciate the thought over the value, so although I quite like being given fine things, I don't always think the finer gifts are the more valuable ones. I like things I can make use of.
To the very thoughful visitor who sent Me the Rothco boots that I mentioned in My previous post, I haven't forgotten about those pictures. Since they are extra awesome boots, I want to make sure I get extra awesome pictures. :-)
Monday, October 15, 2012
Back in the Swing (MASSIVE POST)
It seems things are finally getting back on track. I have been ridiculously busy these past couple of weeks, and have not had much time to write. But I'm back! So here's what's been going on... Be warned, this post is very picture heavy, and they are NSFW!
I'm happy to say My advertisements with Eros-Philly and Backpage.com are back online. Hooray! They had been off while I made the transfer to the Chamber, but now are back on.
I had a wonderful session last week! Got to pierce some nipples as well as shove My whole fist up a fagpuppet (I totally just said "fagpuppet"). He wasn't too shy of a boy either, so I took a few pictures... here are a couple of highlights!
Had I known, I would have prepped for better pictures! No matter. We'll see next time. I did get a couple of new pics of Me that day as well, with the wonderful Destiny's Chamber as a backdrop. Thought they were worthy to share. They're good!
Finally, last night was Aviary, where I got to try out the new flogger I made. It's a very nasty one, probably due to the pennies in the end of each fall. I was happy to see it fly in the direction of three lovely backs that twisted in pain. Since this was the October event, I brought out one of My fear play outfits out. The wonderful robe was sent to Me by a caring fan who has My appreciation and these pictures! Thanks for that, boy! Here's some pics taken by Rowhan the Magician and Myself, featuring Me and Talon Oasis:
I'm happy to say My advertisements with Eros-Philly and Backpage.com are back online. Hooray! They had been off while I made the transfer to the Chamber, but now are back on.
I had a wonderful session last week! Got to pierce some nipples as well as shove My whole fist up a fagpuppet (I totally just said "fagpuppet"). He wasn't too shy of a boy either, so I took a few pictures... here are a couple of highlights!
Had I known, I would have prepped for better pictures! No matter. We'll see next time. I did get a couple of new pics of Me that day as well, with the wonderful Destiny's Chamber as a backdrop. Thought they were worthy to share. They're good!
Finally, last night was Aviary, where I got to try out the new flogger I made. It's a very nasty one, probably due to the pennies in the end of each fall. I was happy to see it fly in the direction of three lovely backs that twisted in pain. Since this was the October event, I brought out one of My fear play outfits out. The wonderful robe was sent to Me by a caring fan who has My appreciation and these pictures! Thanks for that, boy! Here's some pics taken by Rowhan the Magician and Myself, featuring Me and Talon Oasis:
So I'm happy about that. Yey! I love pictures, and I love that outfit. It's based off The Alchemist, from the French film "Vidocq," known in the US as "Dark Portals." I am a huge fan of that film, and have been since it came out. Highly recommended!
On a completely different note, next month is My birthday month. I pass a quarter of a century into the unknowns of Year 26 on November 15th, 2012. I am already thrilled that My birthday weekend is booked with Diabolique Ball 2012: Agony & Ecstasy, which is going to be, as advertised, a religious experience! Be sure to make it out to the Ball for an awesome night of naughty nuns and dirty priests! And proceeds go to charity!
If you want to make Me smile on My birthday, check My Wishlist and send Me a little gift. I've been longingly eyeing the Mini Nova (ideally with a branding electrode thrown in), and have also been looking the two volumes of Douglas Kent's "Complete Shibari," Land and Sky. What can I say, I have taste.
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