NEW VIDEO: "Bedroom Eyes: Edging Darren"

 A bit ago, I released a new video on Carnaval Decadent. I got distracted and never put up the stills or preview here! So I'd like to remedy that. In this video, which is part of the voyeuristic series "Bedroom Eyes," big-dicked Darren gets tied to his bed and edged for an hour with a Hitachi magic wand. After almost an hour of teasing, he is finally allowed to cum, groaning. The full video itself has been shortened to 25 minutes. For now,enjoy the preview for "Bedroom Eyes: Edging Darren:"



Also, here are some stills for your viewing pleasure! The rest of the stills can be seen on My FetLife page.

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My March schedule can be found here.

The Aviary Munch this Friday night.

The Aviary is this Saturday.

My Birthday Week is Going Swimmingly...

I'd like to think that I kicked off My birthday week with Philadelphia Leather Pride Night, and will be closing with a weekend of personal fun between events, as I share My birthday with My lover, one day apart.

That's right. His birthday is on Friday, while Mine is on Saturday. I wanted to stop in briefly for a couple of photos and ramblings. Last week ended with an email from San Diego from a boy just begging to be manipulated. I took his credit card shopping for a couple new things for Saturday's Philadelphia Leather Pride Night, where I manned a table for the upcoming Diabolique Ball 2014: Viva La Revolution! The second floor of Voyeur was turned into Der Karneval Diabolique, where I awaited with Goddess Thain to beat you up and tie you down! The stations were there to raise awareness for Diabolique, coming up on November 21st. I will be performing at this annual charity ball with Iris Enchanted to bring you a sexy look at the French Revolution... Marie Antoinette thinks she can sit in Versailles all day as the people of France starve... Well, we'll show her!

I also wanted to show off the following two books I picked up at the silent auction of PLPN, A first edition of Jon Jacobs, William D. Brame, and Gloria Brame's Different Loving: The World of Sexual Dominance and Submission as well as a first edition of The Encyclopedia of Unusual Sex Practices. Huzzah! I always approve of new books for My collection of fetish and BDSM reading. I've been considering adding new ones to My wishlist, such as this little gem. Snagged that one off someone's private wishlist... that's why you don't give your passwords to strangers.

I've been somewhat reclusive for the past month or so, and have been relatively occupied. I still have more to do. Changes, projects, classes. Starting in December, I will be running My Intro to Rope class every 3rd Saturday of the month at Kink Shoppe, seeing how there is a high demand for it. I really want to present at SEXx 2015, but have not handled a large room for a class as a presenter, and am not yet confident in My ability to lead a course on bondage for more than 15 people at a time. So perhaps next year. :-D

I am meeting with a potential new video boy this upcoming week. Should the meeting go well, hopefully new videos will be on the way. Since I have been busy with other things, and the few shoot I have scheduled cancelled, My Clips4Sale store has fallen into disrepair. Hopefully, some new clips will be put up soon. I have a lot of ideas, and since I'm a little bit strange, I was thinking of exploring some of the more interesting fetishes out there, from macrophilia to immurement fantasies. I'm still looking to edge a bound superhero in a lycra bodysuit and alien impregnate a twink, so if you'd be interested, dear reader, why not shoot Me a message, hm?

The next week is going to be pretty be interesting and fun. And why not make it extra fun for Me? It is My birthday, after all, and birthdays are supposed to be a good time. So why not go on and head over to My wishlists and take a look? I have one for all the playthings I want, one for books of all sorts, one for underwear, boots, and other clothes, and a random one, just because. So you are going to head over to one of them, and find something you think I could particularly use. Hell, there's even priority items. And you're going to have something sent to Me, perhaps with a little note wishing Me a happy birthday. It is after all, a momentous occasion.

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My November schedule can be found here.
My birthday is on Saturday (Wish Me a Happy Birthday).

Suspension Night is next Friday.

Diabolique Ball 2014 is next Friday.

The Diabolique Brunch is next Saturday.

The Philadelphia Professional Dominants Brunch is next Sunday.

Sessions, Boots, Events, Videos... June Brings Things!

The warm weather always brings Me a flurry of activity. I suspect the general atmosphere of late spring is actually quite beneficial to My general self.

First, I'd like to thank the folk who showed up to AndroShare: Spanking as Punishment. The goal of AndroShare was to get guys in a room together to talk. Because God knows, guys don't like to talk to each other, and I'll be damned if this has to go on like this. So I always like it when people come to these skillshares, because communication is key. With that said, Monday June 9th is the next installment... AndroShare: Rough Body Play. So come out for some fighting and kicking folks about! Please share and respond on Facebook and FetLife, as this is how information gets passed around!

Also, a major thank you to the folks who came out to both of My rope bondage classes. I always end up seeing a lot of people wanting to learn intro to rope, and that class always turns out full. It's nice to see a bunch of folks grab some basics. Yay education!

In other news, I met an individual recently from Los Angeles. Quite a nice fellow, and a kindred dark mind. Said fellow made the keen observation that a man of My stature not only would look fantastic in boots, but deserves such boots. I was a bit adamant at first: I have highly specific tastes, and I wanted to make sure that if this fellow was going to buy Me boots, they were going to look like they were made for Me. And so, My keen eye his recommendation found a pair that seemed fit.

I would say he made a good choice, didn't he? I mean, clearly these are boots that look like they exist to be on My feet. And I like useful things. And boots are useful, for walking. The decision was obviously clear. And so, he expended a small sum to make sure that the boots ended up in their rightful place.

Very eager to try the boots on and do a "field test" with them, I grabbed My lover, turned a camera on and put it off to the side, and we made magic. I am now beginning a new clip series named "Bedroom Eyes."

I wanted to try filming some clips with a more voyeuristic look, and no camera operator, particularly to capture the experience with My personal partners. The first attempt at this results in a 28-minute clip full of mild-medium boot play and boot worship, available on My Clips4Sale Studio, Carnaval Decadent. All the kicking, scraping, trampling and licking you could want, without it being too much for the newcoming voyeur.

You see, when you existence means little besides your ability to please another, then that's just what you should do. This LA fellow knew that boots belong on My feet (or his face), and so he provided. And in doing that, he has put Me in a good mood. And when I'm in a good mood, I get productive and post things, which in turn, benefits everyone who comes to find out things through Me.

There are some 22 free still available from the video on My FetLife photo page, with another 46 private ones, that will likely make it into an image collection at one point. Yay private stills! For now, here are My five favorite free ones:

I think this is the first in a series, as I personally really enjoyed how it turned out. You should likely check it out for yourself. I think the boots are excellent. Victor thought so as well, particularly against his ribs. :-D

I am still working on My June schedule. It's such a busy time, with Philly Pride, warm weather sessions, and general hustle-bustle that I'm still trying to work out My calendar! But as I said, this time keeps Me looking in the immediate, and I try not to plan ahead too much (I've had three newcomer sessions in the past two weeks, and have another scheduled for next Saturday... you try planning). However, there are some things that are for sure... I will be attending PrideDay 2014 in some capacity, I will definitely be out at the Trans* Health Conference, and you can catch Me at the Aviary, Suspension Night, and Asylum events as usual. Some things are bound to change, so be sure to check the link above for specific, which will be updated if things change.

I have no idea what else I was going to babble on. So that's it for now.

A New Year

I wanted to post. I really did.

December got the best of Me. Between the weather affecting My moods and getting busy with both work and personal matters, I managed to go through most of the past two months without posting. Instead of ranting about what happened while I was not posting, let us focus on the future! I am hoping for a lot of positive changes this year, in many aspects of My life. 2014 will be a time for Me to take care of My body and mind, as well as a time to grow and expand in the scene. I am planning more appearances, more outreach, more art... just "more" in general! Last year was plagued with a lot of personal strife, and this year is to be one of liberation. I enter it head on, with a loyal submissive at My right, and amazing friends at My left.

Now, the first order of business: I had mentioned I was going to be posting up some of the things I have received during birthday and holiday season. I have already done so on a couple of other networks, but missed it here. Doing so gives Me a chance to acknowledge the gesture publicly and to thank the lovely person who has given it to Me.

Not all is pictured (the gift brat, for example, came with a penis gun and a strawberry daiquiri candied cock). Asylum 13 gave Me a kick-ass blowgun, which I would love to wield when it's not tits cold. From what I understand, an awesome friend from London has sent Me some of My favorite bath products, and a dirty, filthy whorepig from the bowels of Philadelphia has sent Me a couple of surprise toys... Thank you to Lydia, Kobal, Rose, and everyone else who thought of Me this holiday season through gifts or means to them! To those of you who missed your chance, My Amazon Wishlist is still full of other exciting things you can take a gander at and send to show your appreciation. I am particularly fond of clothes and unique toys. So take a look!

Next order of business is related to unique toys: I have a new obsession. Have you seen Aliens? More specifically this scene? I'm a big fan of science fiction, particularly the Dune, Alien, and Rama series. And I like to do horrifying and perverted things to folks. So why not combine?! Dear reader, I present you with the Splorch, a fully functional, alien ovipositor dildo:

This fucking amazing invention is made out of 100% silicone by the folks at Primal Harwere. It comes with a mold to make your own chicken-egg sized gelatin eggs. Intended for all of those alien impregnation fetishists and assorted strangelings. And guess what? THAT IS ME. I must absolutely have one of these things. A little voice in My head tells Me this is a very good idea. I must absolutely obtain this thing. I am making it a personal goal. I've mentioned it on social networks and such, and now am doing so here. I already have a willing host, who will gladly volunteer his ass as a breeding ground for My alien brethren.

 

And My, what a sweet host he will make. So how do you, dear reader, fit into this plan? It's very simple. I want a Splorch, specifically in the Blackhole color (that's really not negotiable). At $120, it's an awsome thing, and I absolutely must have it. The person who gets Me this will receive a custom 20+ minutes video of Me using it on My first host.

Yep, that's the sweet body you see above. I have completely gotten into this idea, am designing My own alien race, and will soon release a video on YouTube, featuring a bit of roleplay... In fact, I have already released a test video somewhere. Can you find it?

Final order of business: The Aviary has moved to a new location! With time, we have grown into a great monthly event, and simply outgrew our prior location at the Arts Garage. Still on the second Saturday of every month at 9 PM, the Aviary is now at the William Way Center, located at 1315 Spruce Street. This location is now conveniently located in a beautiful space with more room, more equipment, and more awesome. YAY! This month's was a fantastic success. I am certain that February's, which will take place on the 8th, will be even greater. So you should come.

So things seem to be coming together this year... be on the lookout for several updates everywhere. I had a hot ass session yesterday with a real good butt boy. I do hope to hear from him soon, as his champion hole was able to take a good 10 inches of black cock, and was hungry for more! When he returns, I will snap a couple of pictures of that impressive ass and come back to share them. It will be fun, I promise.

New Videos Posted!

What a crazy time it's been, these fast few days.

First, I would like to thank all of the people who came out to My "Picking Up the Ropes" and "From Harness to Hogtie" classes. I was pleasantly surprised to see such awesome attendance. Thanks again, folks!

I had a wonderful time at the Asylum 13 Halloween Madness Masquerade Ball. Halloween is one of the few times I get to dress in a crazy fashion, and this year was no exception. Mega thanks to Marzapan Ratt for helping Me get it together and sewing the bulk of it. I came out in an awesome Silent Hill nurse outfit, and even won the costume contest along with My friend Chris, who dressed as pervy Death. Here is a kick ass picture I got before the party started:

I never do a costume half-assed, clearly. The night was a blast, with Die Sektor, Nekronet, Venal Flesh, and Aesthetic Perfection entertaining us for the night, as well as burlesque performances by MasoKiss and other local performers.

My big news for the day come in the form of videos, though! I have finally finished editing and uploading My four most recent videos, starring Katts. Here are your free previews!












The full length videos are already available at Carnaval Decadent, My Clips4Sale store. Free stills can be found on My FetLife page, and I will be posting them everywhere else soon. Here is a selection of My favorite still from each video:

Aren't those nice? Be sure to check out My Clips4Sale store for other hot BDSM vids as well. I intend on updating once a month, more or less. And remember, you can make requests!

Finally, I have changed My phone number for easier managing of My life. My new phone number is (215) 301 8701, and My previous one will not work. I have updated My sites and banners to reflect the change. If you link back to Me, please change to the recent banner with My new number on it.

Alright, I have to go attend to a foot pig. Hope everyone has a happy and safe Halloween!

Things Happening this Month...

Without a proper computer besides My tiny netbook and the ones that some friends have graciously allowed Me to use on occasion, updating much of anything is a bit hard. So I'll keep this one short and to the point. As mentioned in My last post, this lack of computer issue should be resolved soon.

Thanks to all who showed up to My spanking class at the end of last month at the Kink Shoppe! I will be teaching there again at the end of this month. Be sure to get your tickets early if you would like to attend the classes. Descriptions and links are on My website, but I have included them right here for your convenience. Tickets are $25 per person and $45 per couple. If you are signed up to the Kink Shoppe Newsletter, you get a lovely $5 off!

Picking Up the Ropes: Intro to Rope Bondage
Friday, October 25th, 2013 - 7:00 PM - 9:00 PM
Interested in rope bondage but intimidated by the mountain of information and techniques available? This simple workshop is designed to take you through the basic theories of rope bondage and teach you the commonly used ties that will be the foundation for all of your rope work to come. From cuffs to harnesses, from public corsets to private sexy rope... relax! You don't have to be a boy scout to keep your partner nice and secure! It is highly recommended you bring at least 15' of rope for this workshop (ideally, one 30' length and two 15' lengths). Rope is available for purchase at Kink Shoppe, and class attendees receive a same-day, one-time 10% discount on any purchase made.

From Harness to Hogtie: Intermediate Rope

Sunday, October 27th, 2013 - 7:00 PM - 9:00 PM
So you know your rope basics: you've tied a cuff of two, you've made some cool rope gauntlets, and you have a grasp on how to restrain your partner's limbs. What next? Join Me as I take you through how to tie harnesses, limb restraints, hogties, and decorative ties that will keep your partner nice and secure for long nights to come. It is recommended you attend Picking Up the Ropes first if you are not familiar with basic ties and practice. The following concepts should be known to ensure you can keep up: nerve locations, rope extension, square knot, belt lock, corset tie, Sommerville Bowline (single and double). There will be a 15-minute review of these concepts at the beginning of the workshop. It is highly recommended you bring at least one 30' length and two 15' length of rope for this workshop (ideally, two 30' length and four 15' lengths). Rope is available for purchase at Kink Shoppe, and class attendees receive a same-day, one-time 10% discount on any purchase made.

I do hope to see you folks there! The BDSM community stays active thanks to continuing education about it. So come visit, learn how to get knotty, and show your support!

Negotiations with Kink Shoppe are currently taking place to teach My introduction to needle play class, "Just a Pinch." Upon piercing Leggatt at Aviary, I remembered just how much I enjoy needle play (especially with such a hunky needle bottom!). Recently, he came by My house and we did some more needles: I always like to sharpen My skills, and he always likes to take more. The result was quite stunning, so I thought I should share it with you, on the right.

Isn't that awesome? And we just keep putting more and more in, every time we meet. Be prepared for some more awesome very soon.

This month, I will also be attending The Aviary (this Saturday), so if you want to come to one of Philadelphia's best play parties, be sure to pop in! As usual, I will be Dungeon Monitoring for a portion of the evening, and will loudly screech if I see any wrongdoing... play safe, folks. In a strange turn of events, I will also be attending Bazaar on Quince this year, which will take place this Sunday (October 13th), and running a suspensions and corporal punishment station! For those not aware, Bazaar on Quince is part of Outfest, one of Philadelphia's three annual pride events. I'll be there promoting The Aviary and answering questions about BDSM and the lifestyle in general. Do come by and say hello!

I know some of you have really been dying to see the new videos I shot recently with Katts. They are still being edited, a little at a time, as computers are made available to Me. To keep you aroused and panting, here are two awesome photos that were taken in between scenes that we filmed...

Reviewing what was captured, these are the scenes that will be up soon:

• Katts gets told off for having a girl in his room. As punishment, he is locked in a chastity cage and tickle-tortured mercilessly.
• A hard flogging that leaves Katts barely able to stand.
• Over the knee spanking that moves on to paddling, eventually leading to Katts crawling on the floor as I cane his very red ass.
• Katts is introduced to electro play for the first time and barely makes it five minutes.

I am trying to get them done as fast as I can, so be sure to keep an eye on this blog and on My FetLife and FetishMen page for updates!

Also, a shoutout: just a couple days ago, someone I'll name Chokeboy came to visit Me at the dungeon. I had known him back from when I was working at the International House of Pain, and he went AWOL for a while. I was very surprised to hear from him again, but glad! It's been a year since I last saw him... welcome back, Chokeboy!

Finally... My birthday is coming up November 15th! Do you want to please Me? Do you want to see your adoration and hard work put to use? Then I suggest you make My birthday memorable by taking a look at My Wishlist and finding something suitable for Me. As usual, if you do good, I will be sure to send you some personalized photographs of how much I enjoy the fruits of your labor, and give you a little nod on this blog. Take a look. Why wouldn't you?

Short Update and Class Announcements!

Between the events and meets I have been going to, I've had little time to update this blog, but it's time!

As usual this month, I have been going to Asylum 13, the Aviary (both the munch and the play party), and My usual Suspension Night on third Fridays. Remember that if you want to come meet Me at an event, a full schedule of them can be found on My website, on the Upcoming Events page.

The Aviary was particularly fun. I shaved My boy Stitch's head down and then watched him get his first needles by Goddess Thain. I am so happy to see that he is getting more involved in the community, and am proud of all the steps he has been taking recently. I also got a chance to do some needle play Myself on Leggatt, who can handle some extremely brutal pain. The result (twelve 18G needles stacked) is the picture above.

For those of you who follow My Facebook or Twitter, you have already seen many of the things that have happened this month. A pig was planning to set up a session with Me, but after checking with friends in the medical profession, he had to reschedule. He felt pretty bad about not being able to come and having taken up a couple of hours of My time planning, and as a gift of apology, he sent Me two gift. I am now the proud owner of a new Birdcage device, as well as a pound of Lapsang Souchong. The latter is a fine smoked tea from the Fujian province, and absolutely delicious. After having left London, I thought I would not really have a chance to drink any quality Lapsang, but this good pig spotted the bag listed on My Wishlist and sent it to Me. He did very well, and is welcome to contact Me to arrange for his session once he fully recovers. And the chastity device is wondrous, as I do tend to know some very well-endowed boys who do not fit in My CB-6000.

I have also come into contact with David Barton-Jay, kinkster and author of the beautiful book "The Enema as an Erotic Art and Its History." Mr. Barton-Jay kindly gifted Me a copy of his wonderful work, and I have been reading it intently. The book is truly beautiful and detailed, full of exciting stories, informative facts, and fine pictures detailing enemas as a practice throughout history. I highly recommend this volume to all fans of erotic enemas. There are less than seventy five copies of its third and final printing remaining, and so I strongly suggest you get one before it disappears completely. You will not be disappointed. In fact, I was reading it earlier, and Stitch took a very sexy picture of Me doing so. I found it a fitting thank you to the author, as well as a sexy hello to you, reader.

Other things have also happened, but this entry was to remind you of My upcoming classes. And so, here are said friendly reminders!

This Friday (September 27th) at 7 PM I will be teaching a spanking class. Curious about spanking? Come to this great intro class at the Kink Shoppe (126 Market Street) which will cover all of your basics, as well as some paddling. Are you an aspiring spanking Top? Bring your bottom and follow along! Are you a bottom that is curious about spanking? Stay to see how a properly spanked rear should look and feel! It is highly recommended you bring a partner to this class if you'd like to get some spanking practice in. I will be presenting with Mathamatic as My demo bottom, but will also have Katts and Cherry as "stunt asses" for anyone wanting to practice directly on a rear end, should they not have brought one with them. Both of these individuals are skilled spankees, and have kindly volunteered their time to make sure everyone gets some spanking in. What's that you say? You want to get spanked but do not wish to pair up with another workshop attendee? I will also be available to spank anyone coming, after class. You can get your tickets here, and you can let us know if you are coming through either Facebook or FetLife.

The following morning, Saturday September 28th, I will be at the Philadelphia Slut Walk. I am a fierce proponent of consent, and despise the rape and slut shaming culture of the times. If you strongly agree with these sentiments, I recommend you join Me at 11 AM in LOVE Park.

Finally, My most popular classes are back! Rope 101 and Rope 201 will be held on Friday October 25th and Sunday October 27th, respectively. Mark your calendars, and use the links on My Upcoming Events page to read more about them and purchase your tickets early. These two events are also listed on Facebook and FetLife, so hit them up if you are coming.

Tonight, I will be at the Bike Stop for a Philadelphians MC meeting, and tomorrow is a long day of shooting new Clips4Sale with the sexiest twink alive, Katts. Expect to see some flogging, spanking, and all of the sexy. If you are already a customer of My C4S studio, I will be sending you a personalized update log as soon as updates are ready!

PS: It looks like I may be getting a new computer soon, which means a drastic improvement on updates, especially photography, C4S, and blog. Hooray!

PPS: Oh, I almost forgot. I updated My specials for Autumn! Your first hour of needle play with Me at the dungeon can be reduced to $150 all the way through December 20th! Also, if you wish for a spanking, I have extended My out-call special as well: one hour spanking out-calls are available at the very reduced rate of $100! Hooray for red asses!

Return from FetFest 2013

I am finally back from FetFest 2013, and have decompressed at My boy Stitch's house for the past couple of days. I am ready to blog, yay!

Dungeon crew is no joke, folks, let Me tell you. Moving a gigantic truck of play furniture from North Jersey down to Maryland was quite an endeavor, and I'd like to say thank you to the entire team who made it possible. It was grueling, but in the end, I think we did awesome.

FetFest 2013 was, as usual, an amazing experience. However, it seems some changes in the management structure caused quite a bit of distress and complications for many people. However, this is not the place for Me to talk about that, and I'd like to focus on the amazing experiences of this weekend. After a long and setup all day Friday, I headed down to the pool with My friend Kitty, where we had a water bondage interrogation. Having hot really enjoyed My time at MataLeao's skill share at Floating World 2013, I decided to apply some of the principles I picked up and combine them with My love of card games and knife play. I allowed Kitty some time to swim away, and then chased her down, knife in teeth. Once she was tied in a hogtie, I proceeded to "vigorously question" her on a prenegotiated secret, and managed to get the information I wanted in some 20 minutes. Our play was slightly interrupted by the full-body fire ignitions, which had been moved to Friday night, unbeknownst to Me. I did not return to the fire this year, as I had the past two, but I greatly enjoyed My time in the pool, and watching other do so. Many newcomer participated, and it was thrilling to see so many naked people catch flame.

Briefly after My scene, I headed up to the main dungeon space where I had a date with master cutter Zebrianna, who proceeded to carve a design of a xenomorph into My right thigh. I will not lie: the first pass was pretty bearable, but the second one was hard. The rubbing of alcohol into the wound, followed immediately by cigar ash (a chemically cauterizing agent) was some of the most unbelievable pain I have ever experienced, and all of the insults flew out of My mouth. Apparently, this was quite hysterical to many. The image on the left is a photograph taken Tuesday night (day 3 of healing) by My boy, after My shower and irritant scrub.

My Saturday was spent mostly relaxing and socializing while in hot pants and a cape, as well as introducing a newbie to pain in the early afternoon, and scening with the beautiful PJ in the evening for some catharsis. The night, however, was when I had to do My first irritant scrub on My cutting. For those unaware of how cutting mods work, this involves scrubbing an open wound with lemon, sea salt, and a toothbrush. I was advised to have a spotter in the shower, as the pain could lead to fainting. I had two spotters, and I'd like to take time to thank the two young ladies who helped Me during an hour and a half. I thought that the cigar ash was bad? I was a fool. I really do think at least a third of the camp either saw Me or heard Me yowling like My flesh was being ripped off. I was on the floor most of the time, as My leg refused to carry Me the second the salty lemon scrub hit the cuts. I have at least 20 minutes of lost time from that experience. I want to warn anyone who is interested in a cutting: your first scrub will be pain beyond all belief. You have been warned. The night ended with some bondage and knifeplay with the extremely bratty Kobal. In fact, he pissed Me off so much with his mouthiness, that I told him to meet Me the next day in the dungeon for a strapon hatefuck.

My Sunday was spent tanning, socializing some more, and running around with Django (My black rubber 10-inch strapon) sticking out of My pants. I did have a lovely time covering a woman with at least half a gallon of hot wax with her Dominant husband. In the late evening, I changed into My more usual priest-inspired suit wear so I could meet up with Kobal (who coincidentally looks a lot like what white people think Jesus looked like). We had some hot fun, which ended up actually turning very different from what we thought it would be. I will not detail too much out of respect for his privacy, but suffice it to say that it turned into a pretty interesting psychological deconstruction.

All in all, it was a wonderful time. My only regrets were missing the full-body fire this year, and missing the closing ritual at Primal Arts (I justified not going for the yearly ordeal sacrifice with My cutting... that was ordeal enough). I cannot wait for next year.

Dungeon crew packed up all day Monday, and we returned to normalcy late that night. A huge thanks to everyone who made this weekend possible, from BLP, to the Black Phoenix crew, to Mordona and the medics, and everyone else I interacted with . These events are what we make of them, and this year was amazing as always. Who's awesome? All of you are awesome.

Back in the normal world, I have placed on the boy Stitch a collar of consideration. This being done, we will see how he grows in his submission in the next year, and what will happen then. He has been invaluable in My stability and it is thanks to him that I have been more productive than I thought I would be. And of course, I can rely on him to stave off all the con-drop with bagels and blowjobs. Congratulations, boy.

And now, back to the grind! Back to school coincides with a good bit of workshops for Me. More info on these is available on My Upcoming Events page, on My website. The following workshops/demos will be taking place at the Kink Shoppe, at 126 Market Street in Philadelphia:

• Suspension Night at the Kink Shoppe - 09/20/13
• Rosy Cheeks: From the Hand to the Paddle - Intro to Spanking with Sir Brian - 09/27/13
• Picking Up the Ropes: Intro to Rope Bondage with Sir Brian - 10/25/13
• From Harness to Hogtie: Intermediate Rope with Sir Brian - 10/27/13

As promised, here is My preview video for "Katts is Bound and Tickled (Sir Brian's POV)." I will be uploading the finished videos to My Clips4Sale in the next 24-48h, as well as the feeding video preview, so be sure to check them out!

Also, I have opened My Vine account, where I am bored and hysterical. You can access My Vine through My Twitter account, as I use the same username. Enjoy six seconds of fun every now and then.

That's it for now, folks. This is Sir Brian, signing off.

Return from TFW, a Mad Week, and More Madness to Come!

I finally can sit and write something. But I will be brief and visual, because those are the great things in life.

The Floating World was an amazing experience that I cannot wait to repeat next year. From hogtied in the pool, to watching Wolfy get his cutting, to the mysterious event known as "it," everything was amazing and intense. I want to thank all the organizers, presenters, and wonderful people who helped put this together. A big hug to everyone I met and especially to the people who dealt with My overemotional neurosis. :-P

I have finished editing and converting three POV videos with Katts, and am going to be uploading them next week. Right now, you will have to wait... but I am merciful! And so, I give you a preview of the things to come...

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If you look on My xHamster.com page in a couple of days, you will also find a preview video for some evil tickling, and another of him eating prezel bites from My hand. Because I can be cute. They just take a while to process is all.

I returned from Floating World and had little time to decompress, between personal obligations, Asylum 13, and a rope demo at Kink Shoppe (which completely escaped My public calendars for some reason... I really should get a boy to manage My website for Me!). This did result in a very fun time! So much, that, as I may have mentioned before, I will be doing suspension demos every third Friday of the month, right in Old City! It is $5 to participate and be suspended, or free to watch. Do come out and experience the ropes, or just come to say hi! Friday, September 20th is the next suspension night.

I am also running a class for those who want to learn some butt-based corporal: Rosy Cheeks: From the Hand to the Paddle will be at the Kink Shoppe on September 27th! Further details for this are TBA. And because I know there are some rope enthusiasts out there who want to get their tying on, I will be teaching both of My rope 101 and 201 at the Kink Shoppe in late October. More details on this soon as well!

Here's a couple of pictures from suspension night:

The gentleman on the right in a futomomo-based suspension is Logical Paradox, a skilled rigger himself and winner of the 2013 Rope Rodeo. See? This is why you need to come out to Old City on third Fridays.

No week is complete without Asylum 13 madness. This time, I brought on the holy, as it's been a while since I let Father O'Brian out. That's right, I brought out the old priest collar and righteous might and went to Asylum 13 all Catholicked up. Of course, I'm one Hell of a hot priest, which quickly lands Me into trouble. These awesome photos were taken by Rhino Photography, who is genius:

And now, it's 3:30 in the morning, and I am running madly about packing. Tomorrow, I am headed to New Jersey to help build furniture for FetFest 2013. I'll be staying at the campground the entire event as dungeon crew. For Me, FetFest 2013 begins tomorrow morning! Yay!

Upon My return, there shall be updates! Website, social networks, FetLife group... I also have a Vine account now, yay! Watch My Twitter for the first video coming soon!

At The Floating World!

These past few days have been productive, between making a few hot POV videos with bitchboy Katts:

To fun times at Asylum 13:

And a great Aviary, where Stitch came out to his first public event. And there was much rejoicing. The new Katts POV vids will be edited and uploaded next week. Why is this?

Because I am enjoying three days of kinky goodness at The Floating World, where I am blogging from today. I arrived in Edison, NJ at 7 PM with Lady Rez. I will not be vending for Echo's Fire after all, but I will be your friendly Dungeon Monitor late night on Saturday, as well as a late morning and nighttime on Sunday. Drop in and say hi!

As far as today, I just wasn't feeling to well, so I just tried to keep to Myself. However, that means more time to plan for tomorrow. :-) 

Also, it seems I have found a way to FetFest 2013! I will be there all weekend as part of Dungeon setup crew, and hope to see many faces I haven't seen in a long time! Hooray!

Thing seem well. I am pleased.

It's back on, fuckers!

I'm sorry. I can't help Myself. I had to come back. I couldn't leave you all without My annoyingly verbose updates. How would you survive? *wink*

Things are very slowly returning to normalcy. Thanks to all of the people who have reached out to Me in support of this nutty period of My life. I should be back to normal operating status by the end of the month! I'm still not taking same-day in-calls to the dungeon, but I will take 24h advance notice for them. Meanwhile, My out-calls remain available on a same-day notice.

First things first, thank you to everyone who showed to My Bedroom Rope: Bondage for Sex class, as well as My all-day demos for InsideOut Old City. Mega-thanks to My amazing demo bottom, suspension bunny, and amazing PR goddess, Marthamatic, as well as to anyone who came out for this fun day! Here are some delightful pictures to entertain you!

 

 

No wonder I get branded as the "rope guy" everywhere I go. If there are ever too many pictures of Me doing something, it's probably suspending people. I can't help it!

I am also blessed to have some wonderful friends and play partners who always keep a smile on My face when I am down. It is thanks to them that I have not lost My smile.

In fact, I just recently received a visit from My friends Kara, Nevaahe, and Stark. We have not seen each other since 2006, and seeing them was an amazing experience. It's true that we make few friends in our short time on this Earth. I am happy to count these three among Mine. Sadly, a picture is not the best thing I could put up, seeing how I'd have to blur all faces due to sensitive vanilla-related issues. Still find it quite funny that we were friends back when we were 13-14, and now we're all kinky, and still friends. Great minds think alike!

I also have to thank Katts, who lets Me beat him mercilessly at Asylum 13 every week (except for last night, which made Me sad faced... more on that later), an activity which brings Me an immense amount of psychological well-being. Some three weeks ago, the wonderful Rhino Photography, lead photographer of the event, took some truly amazing shots of a shared scene with Gabriel Drax. Here are a few of My favorites:

I'm not sure Katts knows how grateful I am to him and his girlfriend for letting Me do all this with him. As I have mentioned, we were in the process of negotiating some video work a while back, and I am happy to say that I indeed will be filming with him, hopefully two or three scenes by the end of the month. So yay! I need to remember to control My play though. I get a little overenthusiastic sometimes, which is exactly why his girlfriend punished him and didn't let him play with Me this week. What can I say, I got a little out of hand last week:

See that face? That's masochistic ecstasy, right there.I had a stupid grin on My face for at least five days. And he had a nasty scratch on his stomach, courtesy of My bear claws. And apparently, the crucifix scratch in his chest just faded a couple of days ago. Whoopsy tootsy!

So I was going to have a little more fun last night, but then he informed Me (very cutely, may I add) that his girlfriend was a bit miffed at how hard I went on him last week, and didn't want us playing this week. That's more of a punishment on Me, dammit!

Add to the fact that I was supposed to see a visitor last night (the awesome plan involved Me locking up his cock, chaining him to the bed leg, and then sleeping in said bed while he remained on the floor), but he ended up falling asleep before I got there... and no play for Me. So I have been a bit out of My mind all day with sadistic ideas and generally kinky thoughts...

...which lead Me to consider running a nantaimori night sometime soon. Who doesn't enjoy naked men? Who doesn't enjoy sushi? Obviously, the combination of these two things would be quite perfect. I am not too shabby at sushi preparation, and this would be a lovely chance for Me to run a dinner-style event Myself, an idea which I've been toying with. And did I mention the naked men?

I already have lofty, unrealistic plans, so I guess things are working out after all. Stay tuned. Oh, and I'll be at The Aviary, tomorrow night. See you there, fellow kinksters!

Class Success! Computer Fail! Random Cuntslinging!

So guess who had a very successful rope class? That's right, I did! Thanks to all who attended. I will definitely now do a 202 class for those who attended and those wishing to learn techniques above elementary rope. Here are a couple of pictures:

As My demo, I used the lovely and lithe Katts who was a wonderful sport, even when I teased him a bit. He did very good, and I am quite proud of him. We also discussed video work together and both him and his girlfriend seemed game, so keep your eye out for some hot clips featuring a lot of beating mixed with a good bit of this:

I'm such a horrible tease. And I'm going to fuck that beautiful skinny straight boy up. Look, doesn't My collar already look perfect on him?

By the way, if you've not gone either to the First Friday demo or the rope class, you are missing out. In fact, since Kink Shoppe is not too far from Me, I'm often there just hanging out and playing with Myself a good deal. I mean, BY Myself, excuse Me. In fact, I recently did a little compilation on YouTube of different people's Vine videos which I found and put together.

As you can see, you've been missing a lot of things.

Just last night, I went to the Bike Stop, where a gentleman was celebrating his 31st birthday. Because I always have My toys with Me when I go out, I gave him a sound birthday beating. However, I went past thirty-one, because the little painslut was really loving it. After 45, I realized that another few hits might have been more than he bargained for in the morning, so I did stop. I did have a great amount of fun though, and was complimented by a few nice gentlemen on My lovely form.

It did remind Me of something that I have mentioned repeatedly, although most FetLifers know this already: if I have not felt it first, I do not dish it. I will always bottom at least once to what I top with.

In fact, on very rare occasions, when things aren't going very well for Me in the great turmoil that is My brainmeats, I will seek peace and quietude by taking pain, usually in an unusual situation or setting. This is exactly what I did on Thursday at Asylum 13, when I suspended Myself upside down and blindfolded, and let Gabriel Drax, organizer and grand pasha of flogging, beat Me with his particularly nasty dragontail. The results, as can be seen on the left, were harsh (at least for Me, who does not enjoy pain per se). But what was nice was the bit of mental peace that followed. See? This is exactly what happens when you don't follow Me around: I get half naked and writhe about like sandtrout, and you have no clue until it's too late. Oh well.

So what has My brainmeats in turmoil? A couple things. First, the computer I have been using since My own computer exploded is going back to its rightful owner. I have been using it for four months now, and it has served Me very well, but all good things must come to an end.

I do own two other computers, so I will still be posting, booking sessions, and making Myself available regularly to answer questions and fill the internet with My babble, but that is not the issue:

The camera I use to film My Carnaval Décadent videos, a Sony HVR-A1U, is not compatible with any of My current computers. Additionally, newer Macs (I edit using Final Cut Pro X and Adobe AfterEffects) do not have a proper 6-conductor Firewire alpha port to transfer My footage. To top it off, adapter cables do not work with this precise camera model. So I either need a new solid-state camera, or a Mac that still has 6-conductor alpha ports (which, if I am correct, are pre-2010). I'm not in a position right now to purchase either of those things, because quite frankly, bills need to be paid.

In short, it looks like My fetish pornography empire is not going to be as prolific as I thought. It's always one step forward and two steps back. I'm getting really fucking sick of all this bullshit which interrupts My groove.

Let's also add to that issue the fact that some pretty pernicious rumors have been started about Me, which are causing Me strife and calling My morality and motives in question. So I'll speak to two people right now publicly:

To Individual Number One: If someone claims I said something, the correct action to do is to directly come to Me an confront Me like an adult. I have no interest in lying to anyone, as that take away from My well-known neutrality. It's what I have based My entire reputation on, so trust, it's not going to shift any time soon. Also, I have quite the way with words, and those who have taken even five minutes of their lives to know Me can easily distinguish things I say from things others claim I say. I also have no interest in shitting where I eat, by the way.

This next bit is to Individual Number Two, and had no bearing on what I said to Number One: If you decide that you are going to be a negative force trying to destroy Me (either because you do not like Me or are jealous of Me), be assured that I will find you. And I will ruin every bit of your life. Your very name will be a synonym for distrust, unfaithfulness, and damage; and I will make it My personal pleasure to make sure that your very existence as an agent of anything good is destroyed, even across oceans. And if you don't think that can happen, try Me, bitch.

Yelan abo taareesak to a good portion of the scene, by the way. Before speaking, be sure that My eyes and ears are not around. It's the least you can do before digging your own grave.

I had a lovely chat with Goddess Cleo earlier today, and while I stated I did not wish to return to England just yet, I'm now really considering it: I miss London a great deal. Now that was a place where people were honest and upfront, and where social standing was based purely on skill and knowledge, not who you rub elbows with or gossip about.

Now if you will excuse Me, I have a party to get ready for and attend.

So much to do... but so many results!

So I have been absent... but for good reason! Let's get to it, shall we?

Carnaval Décadent, My Clips4Sale Studio, is officially open for regular credit card payments. Also, thanks to the wonderful Mistress Gwen Menace, I will be updating much more frequently, as we seem to have a good deal of fun with a camera when we are together.

My xHamster account has been updated to a producer account, as I mentioned before, and most of My preview videos for My Studio have been uploaded and approved onto it. Here are a couple of them, for your visual enjoyment. Like what you see? Then go see the full thing at My Studio!

There's a few more videos there, so be sure to add My page to your favorites! Also, since I do play with both men and women alike, there will also be videos featuring lovely buxom beauties, such as Gwen Menace herself, who you can see in a hot tickle video (previewed below):



Isn't that lovely? Perhaps I'm just greedy.

Also, I have received the wonderful photos back from Oria Studios, and they look AMAZING. Here are a few of the epic pictures. The entire set can be seen on My FetLife account, for those who are members of the site, and I'll have a couple on some of My different social networks.

 

As usual, the last couple Asylum 13 have been wonderful. If you like industrial music, you really should consider coming by! Every Thursday at 9 PM, come down to Mojo 13, at 1706 Philadelphia Pike, in Wilmington, DE 19809. Actually, Leæther Strip will be making it's ONLY east coast appearance in the US at Asylum 13 on Saturday, July 13th for their 25th anniversary concert, so you should definitely come!

Talking about events, actually, here's an interesting one coming up! On Friday, June 7th, From 6:00 PM to 10:00 PM, I will be at Kink Shoppe (126 Market Street, Philadelphia, PA 19106), with Mistress Gwen in our first First Friday performance, doing rope bondage and suspension all evening! It is a great opportunity to see My work, ask Me questions, and pick up some cool toys! If you have a Facebook, you can go ahead and join the event by clicking on this link. It's bound to be a lot of fun!

Finally, since a lot of people have asked Me for general pictures of Destiny's Chamber, I asked Oria Studios to take a few pictures of the rooms, so that you, dear reader, can take a good kinky look at it all. Enjoy!