As you already know from My first post, My Tumblr account was shut down just recently. I am trying to get it back up, but I have little faith in Tumblr, and so I quickly decided to repost all of the major articles and writings that I have a backup for right here on My BlogSpot, so that newcomers may read them if they choose to.
Me: Hello?
Caller: Hi, I was wondering if I could speak to Sir Brian, please?
Me: This is He.
Caller: I just saw your name in the paper, and I was just wondering if I could stick this big dick in your mouth?
Me: Oh, I'm sorry, did you miss the part in the paper that said "no sex."
Caller: Oh? Oh! I think I did.
Me: That's alright. I appreciate the time you took to call Me, but I don't offer any kind of organic sexual service, just straight up BDSM and kink.
Caller: Oh, I'm sorry. I just woke up with a stiffy and the CityPaper, and you know...
Me: No, I understand. But I do like readers.
Caller: Alright then, sorry about that. Guess I'll let you go.
Me: Have a nice day.
Caller: Yeah, thanks! You too!
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